opossum caviar
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opinions expressed are not mine, they're your opinions, and your employers opinions too. and are 100% correct
opinions expressed are not mine, they're your opinions, and your employers opinions too. and are 100% correct
hell o my name is Apple . you have a list of 100 or so short strings which is already loaded into memory, and the most Powerful chip on a Smartphone. my cpu alone can do 17,760,000,000 operations per second.
please give me several real ass seconds to display that text
please give me several real ass seconds to display that text
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
hell o my name is Apple . you have a list of 100 or so short strings which is already loaded into memory, and the most Powerful chip on a Smartphone. my cpu alone can do 17,760,000,000 operations per second.
please give me several real ass seconds to display that text
please give me several real ass seconds to display that text
From Tom Hofeller's files.
"Don't leave a trace while you're breaking the law"
"Don't leave a trace while you're breaking the law"
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
From Tom Hofeller's files.
"Don't leave a trace while you're breaking the law"
"Don't leave a trace while you're breaking the law"
Former Trump GOP political advisor Tom Hofeller, who helped do some extreme gerrymandering, had his hard drive contents released in 2020.
They're FULL of word documents with erotica featuring child rape! What the fuck! There seems to have been no articles about this. Tom Hofeller was a pedophile.
They're FULL of word documents with erotica featuring child rape! What the fuck! There seems to have been no articles about this. Tom Hofeller was a pedophile.
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Former Trump GOP political advisor Tom Hofeller, who helped do some extreme gerrymandering, had his hard drive contents released in 2020.
They're FULL of word documents with erotica featuring child rape! What the fuck! There seems to have been no articles about this. Tom Hofeller was a pedophile.
They're FULL of word documents with erotica featuring child rape! What the fuck! There seems to have been no articles about this. Tom Hofeller was a pedophile.
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Relatedly, the final Black Friday sale on Multiverse Beans is absolutely bonkers right now. Have fun be safe
PSA: if you are a cannabis grower in the United States or have been thinking about starting to grow, get any seeds you’ve been wanting to buy online before the end of the year. The new changes to the hemp laws make buying seeds online illegal again as of January 1, 2026
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Relatedly, the final Black Friday sale on Multiverse Beans is absolutely bonkers right now. Have fun be safe
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November 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Something that disillusioned me as a scientist is realizing that almost every published paper will go unread.
Science is a culture of knowledge with decent standards but very little impact-per-effort involved.
You'd have more impact writing blogposts with memes and I'm 100% serious!
Science is a culture of knowledge with decent standards but very little impact-per-effort involved.
You'd have more impact writing blogposts with memes and I'm 100% serious!
November 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Something that disillusioned me as a scientist is realizing that almost every published paper will go unread.
Science is a culture of knowledge with decent standards but very little impact-per-effort involved.
You'd have more impact writing blogposts with memes and I'm 100% serious!
Science is a culture of knowledge with decent standards but very little impact-per-effort involved.
You'd have more impact writing blogposts with memes and I'm 100% serious!
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The amount of people I know who have been laid off from games industry jobs and are deciding to leave games entirely as a result is not only extremely saddening (of course), but also genuinely scary. We have lost legitimately thousands of years of knowledge and experience in the last four years.
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The amount of people I know who have been laid off from games industry jobs and are deciding to leave games entirely as a result is not only extremely saddening (of course), but also genuinely scary. We have lost legitimately thousands of years of knowledge and experience in the last four years.
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Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
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mr. popular over here
acadia, october 2025
acadia, october 2025
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
mr. popular over here
acadia, october 2025
acadia, october 2025
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Sit with this: As a culture, we decided to allow this specific, single human to redefine the meaning of "intelligence".
( screencap context: conversationswithtyler.com/episodes/sam... )
( screencap context: conversationswithtyler.com/episodes/sam... )
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Sit with this: As a culture, we decided to allow this specific, single human to redefine the meaning of "intelligence".
( screencap context: conversationswithtyler.com/episodes/sam... )
( screencap context: conversationswithtyler.com/episodes/sam... )
ai is the future
(a recipe for "Soothing Sleepytime Benadryl Tea")
(a recipe for "Soothing Sleepytime Benadryl Tea")
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
ai is the future
(a recipe for "Soothing Sleepytime Benadryl Tea")
(a recipe for "Soothing Sleepytime Benadryl Tea")
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Every woman in the world has access to explosives.
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Every woman in the world has access to explosives.
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we're in the 2000s 2....
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
we're in the 2000s 2....
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NEW: US airlines (Delta, United, American, etc) will shut down a program in which it sold hundreds of millions of your flight records to government agencies, including ICE, FBI, ATF, more. Comes after intense lawmaker-pressure and 404 Media's months-long reporting
www.404media.co/airlines-wil...
www.404media.co/airlines-wil...
Airlines Will Shut Down Program That Sold Your Flights Records to Government
The move comes after intense pressure from lawmakers and 404 Media’s months-long reporting about the airline industry's data selling practices.
www.404media.co
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
NEW: US airlines (Delta, United, American, etc) will shut down a program in which it sold hundreds of millions of your flight records to government agencies, including ICE, FBI, ATF, more. Comes after intense lawmaker-pressure and 404 Media's months-long reporting
www.404media.co/airlines-wil...
www.404media.co/airlines-wil...
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Footage is missing from October 19 through October 31. This is during a period of mass protest in front of the facility, which has led to many arrests. The footage was sought as discovery in a case where people detained there claim abuse and horrendous living conditions:
![The filing was made as part of a class action lawsuit against the Department of Homeland Security by people being held at Broadview, which has become the site of widespread protests against ICE. The lawsuit says that people detained at the facility are being held in abhorrent, “inhumane” conditions. The complaint describes a facility where detainees are “confined at Broadview inside overcrowded holding cells containing dozens of people at a time. People are forced to attempt to sleep for days or sometimes weeks on plastic chairs or on the filthy concrete floor. They are denied sufficient food and water […] the temperatures are extreme and uncomfortable […] the physical conditions are filthy, with poor sanitation, clogged toilets, and blood, human fluids, and insects in the sinks and the floor […] federal officers who patrol Broadview under Defendants’ authority are abusive and cruel. Putative class members are routinely degraded, mistreated, and humiliated by these officers.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vcepp6trx4vpe5ourxso4tjl/bafkreicg7mgw2pvraqlhagofyiadrwthcbxfuykp6dakmyqjcayseaojny@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Footage is missing from October 19 through October 31. This is during a period of mass protest in front of the facility, which has led to many arrests. The footage was sought as discovery in a case where people detained there claim abuse and horrendous living conditions:
Awh, did someone centralize all of their internet infrastructure in one place, and then it all went down at once?
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Awh, did someone centralize all of their internet infrastructure in one place, and then it all went down at once?
I unironically am really looking forward to the new characters in Prime 4. Retro and Mercury Steam have given my favorite characterizations of Samus to date, and we have very scant characterization of Samus interacting with people.
The motion capture makes the deadpan Samus stare work very well
The motion capture makes the deadpan Samus stare work very well
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I unironically am really looking forward to the new characters in Prime 4. Retro and Mercury Steam have given my favorite characterizations of Samus to date, and we have very scant characterization of Samus interacting with people.
The motion capture makes the deadpan Samus stare work very well
The motion capture makes the deadpan Samus stare work very well
imgur.com/a/samus-aran...
The new Prime 4 Samus design reminds me a lot of PhazonZim's anatomically-correct Samus design for AM2R.
Seeing how they used mocap throughout, it makes sense they had to rejigger Samus's suit to fit a real person inside.
The new Prime 4 Samus design reminds me a lot of PhazonZim's anatomically-correct Samus design for AM2R.
Seeing how they used mocap throughout, it makes sense they had to rejigger Samus's suit to fit a real person inside.
Samus Aran -- Unreal Engine 4
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November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
imgur.com/a/samus-aran...
The new Prime 4 Samus design reminds me a lot of PhazonZim's anatomically-correct Samus design for AM2R.
Seeing how they used mocap throughout, it makes sense they had to rejigger Samus's suit to fit a real person inside.
The new Prime 4 Samus design reminds me a lot of PhazonZim's anatomically-correct Samus design for AM2R.
Seeing how they used mocap throughout, it makes sense they had to rejigger Samus's suit to fit a real person inside.
Years ago, Google made changes to their search to make it more difficult for porn to pop up.
This was controversial, but I really really wish DuckDuckGo would do it too.
If I google "zoophilia flag" for a funny bit on DuckDuckGo, I should not see actual bestiality porn
Man
This was controversial, but I really really wish DuckDuckGo would do it too.
If I google "zoophilia flag" for a funny bit on DuckDuckGo, I should not see actual bestiality porn
Man
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Years ago, Google made changes to their search to make it more difficult for porn to pop up.
This was controversial, but I really really wish DuckDuckGo would do it too.
If I google "zoophilia flag" for a funny bit on DuckDuckGo, I should not see actual bestiality porn
Man
This was controversial, but I really really wish DuckDuckGo would do it too.
If I google "zoophilia flag" for a funny bit on DuckDuckGo, I should not see actual bestiality porn
Man
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Thinking about how one of the first Epstein victims was trans and got relentlessly mocked in the media when she spoke up www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/07/when...
When a trans woman first accused Jeffrey Epstein of rape, the media mocked her - LGBTQ Nation
The New York Post called her a "man" and a "gender-bend shocker."
www.lgbtqnation.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Thinking about how one of the first Epstein victims was trans and got relentlessly mocked in the media when she spoke up www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/07/when...
hey. can we all be feminists again. what ever happened to that
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
hey. can we all be feminists again. what ever happened to that
Thanks to MAGA, people are now debating "Maybe it's ok to have sex with some children?"
I'm exhausted.
I'm exhausted.
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Thanks to MAGA, people are now debating "Maybe it's ok to have sex with some children?"
I'm exhausted.
I'm exhausted.
P = NP ?
i mean that's really easy, only if P = 0 or N = 1. what are computer scientists stuck on
i mean that's really easy, only if P = 0 or N = 1. what are computer scientists stuck on
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
P = NP ?
i mean that's really easy, only if P = 0 or N = 1. what are computer scientists stuck on
i mean that's really easy, only if P = 0 or N = 1. what are computer scientists stuck on
i 'm going to have to stop typing like this,, jee-ze
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
i 'm going to have to stop typing like this,, jee-ze