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Every time you pull someone onto Signal because it's the only platform you send nudes on, the more powerful you'll feel 8) Something something praxis
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
i am once again evangelizing Signal

if it's not e2ee, you're chattin with the cops, etc
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
No more of these .docx files are password protected it looks like.

At least three of these smut documents use racial slurs, including the n-word. I took a look and it's damn racist! Child rape is okay with Tom Hofeller, but not black men existing.
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
There is one here titled "THE PRESIDENT.docx". Oh boy

Page 207 has an extended dialogue around "Age is not relevant here"

All the evidence points Hofeller wasn't just a pedo, but that he was a "sex with children is good and healthy" pedophile

Man.
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Awh man, why did he have smut featuring a real-world computer science professor.

Oh wow. This immediately becomes the very very worst of them all.

Seven year olds, Tom Hofeller?? Average republican, what the fuck
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I want to make it clear here that I am very gay
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
That "homosexual elites are controlling the country!" stuff really was projection, huh?

The emails that aren't smut receipts are all just coordinating for some of the most evil redistricting in da world
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I think the more Republican someone is, the more of a closeted gay man they are.

It's not homophobic to point out how hypocritical it is to be a closeted gay man while helping the Republican party secure power.

(These were books he had purchased to his Nook)
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
He has correspondence with someone with a FREE hellokitty branded email

lol
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
A Beginner's Guide to Wooing your Mate is now in your NOOK Library

In addition to child rape smut, Tom Hofeller also read the (less scandalous, more funny) book where a college grad has sex with a werewolf man
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Totally normal things to say when you're following the law
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The joker particles are heavy right now. Tom Hofeller was a super duper pedophile on top of already being wildly evil.

I guess I'm feeling powerless. What do you do? "This dead GOP guy was a pedophile! He liked super young boys!" Is that even news?
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
In 2020 I cracked one of these files, and found it to be suggestive, and contacted NPR but they didn't respond. That's fine.

Turns out Tom Hofeller also had - not password protected - some of the most extreme writings out there, too. Did nobody notice?
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Basic research is useful and necessary. But if you ever read a PDF, you should email the student on the paper, it'll make their whole day
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Through this lens, every shitty wojack or TV show is viewed through the lens of disseminating thought.

Seeing "The Boys" become a reference point to criticize the Trump admin. Understanding "Spiderman" as a lingua-franca in pediatric care. Etc.
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Understanding "peak" as "this is the best things will ever be" is an ominous portent, and it's possible we're near or passing the peak for Video Games is an art form.

There is a future where it is all AI-generated Candy Crush competitors and plinko machines
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
i think things were better when we were all cynical nerds who dismissed sports games. i think we all believed in a more optimistic future when we were rejecting colosseum-style sports

let's be sportsball mean together
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 AM
sportsball is awesome

- can't live within 2 mile radius of sport arenas,
- players brains and/or knees explode all the time,
- culturally important precurrsor to property damage and domestic violence. this one is mostly football, but, so much domestic violence after games. man
November 21, 2025 at 11:12 AM