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From The Archives: The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Grok, Elon Musk’s AI Chatbot https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-grok-elon-musks-ai-chatbot/
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Grok, Elon Musk’s AI Chatbot
This week, Elon Musk introduced a beta version of an artificially intelligent chatbot named “Grok” for some verified users of X, formerly known as Twitter. The Onion sat down for a conversation with t...
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October 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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What To Know About NSPM-7 https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-nspm-7/
Q: How does the order define anti-American? A: They can’t tell you. That would ruin the surprise.
October 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Every time we hear about Trump deploying the National Guard, all we can think of is: “Tin soldiers and Trump is coming.”
August 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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AOL To Discontinue Dial-Up Internet
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“Hopefully it’s part of a broader plan to wind down the internet entirely.” Michael Shim, Systems Analyst
August 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Here’s my feature on Collective Shout, and their attempts to take down Steam and itch.io. I found a conversation where they spoke about exactly how they did it, and detailed their plans going forward, which sounds… very unrelenting.

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The Censorship "Hit Squad" attacking Video Games.
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August 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Study: 83% Of Web Content Unfit For Human Consumption
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Study: 83% Of Web Content Unfit For Human Consumption
June 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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February 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
February 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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I'm digging how this WWII guide is basically "gum up fascism by being an energy vampire." Let Colin Robinson be your guide in the fight against fascism. The link: www.404media.co/declassified...
From a WWII handbook on being a bad at job to roadblock fascism. Here's the text: “Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible.” “Haggle over precise wordings of communications, minutes, resolutions.” “‘Misunderstand’ orders. Ask endless questions or engage in long correspondence about such orders. Quibble over them when you can.” “In making work assignments, always sign out the unimportant jobs first. See that the important jobs are assigned to inefficient workers of poor machines.” “To lower morale and with it, production, be pleasant to inefficient workers; give them undeserved promotions. Discriminate against efficient workers; complain unjustly about their work.” “Hold conferences when there is more critical work to be done.” “Multiply paperwork in plausible ways.” “Make mistakes in quantities of material when you are copying orders. Confuse similar names. Use wrong addresses.” “Work slowly. Think out ways to increase the number of movements necessary on your job” “Pretend that instructions are hard to understand, and ask to have them repeated more than once. Or pretend that you are particularly anxious to do your work, and pester the foreman with unnecessary questions.” “Snarl up administration in every possible way. Fill out forms illegibly so that they will have to be done over; make mistakes or omit requested information in forms.”
February 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Political Profile: Pete Hegseth
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Political Profile: Pete Hegseth
Pete Hegseth, Trump’s pick to lead the Pentagon, has refused to withdraw his nomination amidst allegations of financial mismanagement and sexual misconduct. Here is what you need to know about the Defense Secretary nominee’s background. Marital Status: Third wife, 12th affair  Military Rank: Goon Speaking Style: Eight drinks in  Hairstyle: Speaking role in American Psycho […]
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January 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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Fact-Checking RFK Jr. On Health
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Fact-Checking RFK Jr. On Health -The Onion
November 25, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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Flashback post.
November 19, 2024 at 2:29 PM