catthetonic
@catthetonic.bsky.social
artist, bookworm, chicken wing enthusiast.
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catthetonic
@catthetonic.bsky.social
· Nov 15
if you’re spending the holidays without your family this year bc of the election/political climate know that you’re not alone and i’m thinking of you 🩷
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Turks love cats so much.
May 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Turks love cats so much.
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Walz: For three days on Fox News, you know the bung holes in the morning talking about, “Walz doesn’t even know who the leader is.” They know who their leader is because their lips are chapped from butt kissing one person
March 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Walz: For three days on Fox News, you know the bung holes in the morning talking about, “Walz doesn’t even know who the leader is.” They know who their leader is because their lips are chapped from butt kissing one person
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They're saying "Here comes the airplane" when you can see plain as day that it's a spoon. They're playing you for a fool. They're laughing at you
March 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
They're saying "Here comes the airplane" when you can see plain as day that it's a spoon. They're playing you for a fool. They're laughing at you
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i'm on bluesky for the scientific community
March 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
i'm on bluesky for the scientific community
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Time to wake up! 😺
February 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Time to wake up! 😺
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*wearily* please……. Can someone invent a way out that isn’t through……… please I’m dying………
February 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
*wearily* please……. Can someone invent a way out that isn’t through……… please I’m dying………
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Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
February 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
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What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?
February 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?
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Thanks to whoever went to the trouble of morphing me into a dromedary so I could finally fulfill my potential as "Mar🐫".
🙏 ❤️ 👍
🙏 ❤️ 👍
December 28, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Thanks to whoever went to the trouble of morphing me into a dromedary so I could finally fulfill my potential as "Mar🐫".
🙏 ❤️ 👍
🙏 ❤️ 👍
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I like that we all heard the way Toto inexpertly mangled the word “Serengeti” to fit the meter but the rest of the song goes so hard that we pretend it never happened.
December 28, 2024 at 6:15 AM
I like that we all heard the way Toto inexpertly mangled the word “Serengeti” to fit the meter but the rest of the song goes so hard that we pretend it never happened.
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I don’t know why I’m still so pissed off that the answers to “what, where, and when” are “that, there, and then.”
December 14, 2024 at 4:29 AM
I don’t know why I’m still so pissed off that the answers to “what, where, and when” are “that, there, and then.”
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I’ve never seen a newspaper show the world that they don’t have a gag reflex before.
After the killing of UnitedHealthcare’s CEO, social media posts signaled to some a strong sense of dissatisfaction with the U.S. health insurance system. A poll from last year suggests that opinions on the industry are nuanced. nyti.ms/3VA4u2Y
December 13, 2024 at 9:28 PM
I’ve never seen a newspaper show the world that they don’t have a gag reflex before.
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Even as Americans live longer, they spend more of their years in poor health than any other country, a new study shows.
People in the US live with illness for 12.4 years on average – up from 10.9 years in 2000, according to a study published by the American Medical Association
People in the US live with illness for 12.4 years on average – up from 10.9 years in 2000, according to a study published by the American Medical Association
Americans Spend More Years Sick Than Rest of World, Study Finds
Even as Americans live longer, they spend more of their years in poor health than any other country, a new study shows.
www.bloomberg.com
December 11, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Even as Americans live longer, they spend more of their years in poor health than any other country, a new study shows.
People in the US live with illness for 12.4 years on average – up from 10.9 years in 2000, according to a study published by the American Medical Association
People in the US live with illness for 12.4 years on average – up from 10.9 years in 2000, according to a study published by the American Medical Association
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Pronghorn doe with the prettiest eyelashes you ever saw.
December 3, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Pronghorn doe with the prettiest eyelashes you ever saw.
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So let me get this straight.
If you apply for a job at a grocery store, you have to undergo a background check.
But, if you apply to be Director of National Intelligence, you don't?
Got it.
If you apply for a job at a grocery store, you have to undergo a background check.
But, if you apply to be Director of National Intelligence, you don't?
Got it.
November 25, 2024 at 9:59 PM
So let me get this straight.
If you apply for a job at a grocery store, you have to undergo a background check.
But, if you apply to be Director of National Intelligence, you don't?
Got it.
If you apply for a job at a grocery store, you have to undergo a background check.
But, if you apply to be Director of National Intelligence, you don't?
Got it.
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