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Cats Have No Lord
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Rolling up my dwarf band for a solo run of Moria in The One Ring.

Thinking of blogging through what happens. Not sure I’ll have the motivation to keep up with it if there isn’t a record of the game like that.

#TTRPG
Photo of two game books and a tablet with The One Ring character sheet.
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Hell yeah, slightly altered spell names is my jam. I did a whole list of them for a wonky potion shop in a Cairn adventure once.
CONCOTIONS Duli has categorized the myriad fungi of the forest into 10 types of magical effects (A-J), and bases their alchemical combinations on these types. Each concoction requires fungi of three distinct magical types in differing combinations. spell effect magical types required Animate Objects An object loudly relays your commands to up A B D to five other nearby objects, who will do their best to obey. 1-in-6 chance the command is relayed inaccurately. Bubble A creature must release a constant stream of BE F bubbles from its mouth while talking. It is otherwise mute. Disguise Poorly You may alter the appearance of one character at will, but any form they take will also have a pair of glasses, a large fake nose, and a fake moustache, which cannot be removed. EGJ Fig Cloud Figs begin spraying uncontrollably from your CD I hands. Goat A goat from a random location is temporarily DE G transported to you. Hear Whiskers You can hear the faint sounds made by whiskers on any creatures nearby. ACH Marble Crows Your pockets are full of marbles and a murder of marble-crazed crows is summoned nearby. BDF Booze Form You become living alcohol. You may choose the type of alcohol. G HI Pat A spectral hand gently pats the shoulder of a BCD chosen creature. Sniff The source of any smell glows faintly in a magical light only you can see. AEF
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Successfully set up an automation to sync posts from
My OSR blog feed to me ereader and I’m feeling unstoppable.

First up is the latest from @prismaticwasteland.com.
Photo of an ereader with a post titled “I’d Rather be a mouse than an elf”
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Making something with help from some Patreon art from @evlynmoreau.bsky.social

#TTRPG
#OSR
Images of a book cover in layout software. Title in medieval looking font is “Goblin Adventure” and subtitle is “Rules for Pretending to be Goblins and Going in Dungeons and Getting Treasure Making Some Friends and Maybe Fighting Some Monsters But You Don't Have to Fight Them If You Don't Want To with Paper and Pencil and Drawings of Goblins.” Under that is a drawing of a tall goblin in armor with a cast and sling holding hands with a small goblin wearing a big sword on her back. A rat with a backpack is next to them.
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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We had, in order:

A dragon happy to share its treasure
A Naga lost looking for her family
A mimic door looking for its family
Friendly bees
And a friendly hydra

Only combat was a wandering naga who was angry because he lost his family

Had an interlude when the naga needed to find a bathroom.
Photo of a dry erase dungeon map with a child’s map drawing on it. Hellos kitty figures and dice are on. The map. Torso of a child in a bluey shirt flipping through a book sitting in a chair on opposite side of table.
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Working on something

#TTRPG
#OSR
Photo of a computer screen showing a work in progress cover. Text in a sci-fi font says “Lucky Star”. Background is all blue tinted, has a spaceship in one corner and in the background is Jupiter and some solar flares
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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To add insult to injury, my wife managed to go under the skull before me.
Photo of a purple you car under the deer skull, barely avoiding the teeth.
November 8, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Gaslands night with a deer skull arch obstacle. Unfortunately, Speedy the car just wiped out after my wife rear-ended me and shot me with her machine gun. But maybe we can recover and at least do a cool run under the skill.
Photo of a portable gas stove box with “Lands” written over it “Stove” in red paint Photo of a wood table with arms of people around the edge playing a game. Several toy cars are on the table racing. There’s a deer skull propped up on a glass, an old coke bottle, and a small wooden chest as obstacles. There’s dice, move templates, car sheets, and other things around for the game.
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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The bear knight in question.

Definitely fun to play as a someone who switches between being a big bear of a man and a literal bear, but the quests have gotten a bit out of hand now that my players are taking them seriously.

Eventually this adventure will be out for you to play too!

#TTRPG
#OSR
Text screenshot: The Bear Knight HP 10 SAVE 12 Armor 2 Attacks Twice: Sword (d8) and Bite (d6) Appears as a large black bear in half-plate armor with a sword and shield. Shield emblazoned with a rampant bear eating a bloody heart on a yellow background. A knight lost in The Wood in delirium fleeing the massacre at the old village by Junker Ekel (p. x) and refusing to take part. He clings to his chivalric code as the last thread of humanity. He will only fight or kill in defense of the honor of The Wood if he sees harm done to it. He urges humans to take up impossible quests to show their goodwill toward The Mother. If they will gather a particular object and offer it at The Stump (p. x), they can become Knights of The Wood and gain safe passage anywhere in its bounds. D4 Quests: 1 - Collect a snowflake in a jar and keep it intact for one year 2 - Find every acorn buried by an individual squirrel 3 - Collect all the berries from a bush without spilling the juice of any of them 4 - Fill a jar with honey, one drop at a time, from every beehive in The Wood
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Starting some art for goblin adventure, this one’s my character Ploblob facing off against the dragon my daughter stuck in the very first room of her dungeon.

#TTRPG #OSR
Digital sketch of an orange goblin with a spear backed against a cave wall as a purple dragon glares at it
November 3, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Checks out
Google maps screenshot of Transylvania with red mountains drawn around it
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Screenshot of Google maps image of Tibetan plateau with mountains drawings around it in red and Mordor written in it
November 1, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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TFW you get a string tied around your tongue at 7 AM and have to get rushed to the vet clinic because you refuse to hold your head still enough to let the humans get it out for you
Photo of a blonde puppe head lying on tile eyes barely open and tongue lolling out of her mouth. She’s super sedated so the vet tech could get the string off.
October 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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MEEP MEEP
Red digital sketch of The Birth of Venus but all the characters have heads like Beaker from the Muppets
October 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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This was the sketch my wife made of what she was thinking of.

Something simple for the style so it stands out as like a car sticker
Sketch of a dog head with words around it
October 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Example of boonie dog ears
Small blonde dog with big ears perked up sitting on a blue blanket looking at the camera
October 19, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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MEEP
Photo of a digital sketch on a tablet screen. There are four humanoid figures with faces like Beaker from the Muppets with two big round eyes, a big round nose, and a big mouth. Center one is on a shell with its hands up, two are in the air on the left, one one the right is holding up a cloth at it. It’s like Birth of Venus
October 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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No-context preview of what I’m working on for the Sci-Fi derelict jam.

#TTRPG
#OSR
Marker drawing of Beaker the muppet. He’s like a tube with long hair sticking straight up off the top, big round eyes, a big round nose, and a mouth like an upside-down letter U. In this drawing he has pointy teeth and is covered in blood.
October 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Never change Reddit, never change
Screenshot of a Reddit post title from r/ExplainLikeImFive, title text is: ELI5 Why is it the same muscle that makes our penis dance and butthole close
October 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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The judging process for the Onegeon Jam is simple and impartial. If your Onegeon weighs more than the feather of Ma’at it gets eaten by Ammit.

She’s hungry.

Give me more heavy Onegeons before she gets upset.

#OSR
#TTRPG
#OnegeonJam
Painting on papyrus from the Egyptian Book of the Dead. In the center is a big scale with a jar on one side and a feather on the other. A human figure with a jacks head is operating the scale. Ammit, a creature with a crocodile head, lion body, and hippopotamus back end, sits there ready to eat the soul in the jar if it is too heave. Another jackal headed human figure is to the left of the scale and one with the head of an ibis is to the right recording things on a table. There’s lots of hieroglyphic writing around the images.
October 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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#SnailOnTheMove
September 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Many people are saying this is a reason to use Microsoft Teams over BlueSky, and they’re right.
Clip art image from Microsoft teams of two men giving a high five with a yellow star around their hands. Text below them says “High Five!”
September 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Cartoon of a man looking through a window. He is wearing a shirt that says “Dice Pervs” and has a speech bubble saying “yes … ha ha … yes!”
September 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Me watching new folks joining my jam
Photo of Mr. Rogers looking through a window with a text bubble added that says “yes … ha ha ha … yes!”
September 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Ok, I know a Cairn relic when I see one. I bet grandma’s creepy ass knife summons a demon and he a recharge of killing a goat with it or something.
Screenshot of a Reddit post with a photo of a dull gray knife with two curved horns and a face for the handle, kinda looks demonic. Post title is: My grandparents passed away, so my family has been cleaning out their house. This dagger was found, anyone know what this is or where it came from?
September 20, 2025 at 7:39 AM