Ethan
@catatonicwalrus.bsky.social
Scientist, Lover of tabletop games, cats, Philadelphia sports, and mathematics, he/him
Picked up an order I bought at my lgs last week lmao
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Picked up an order I bought at my lgs last week lmao
I feel like I've been drafting the most cracked decks in this cube and I think it's because arena gamers might not be used to vintage cubing
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I feel like I've been drafting the most cracked decks in this cube and I think it's because arena gamers might not be used to vintage cubing
The fact that JT is pointing Kerk to first base. This image is going to haunt this team forever.
October 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The fact that JT is pointing Kerk to first base. This image is going to haunt this team forever.
4-0 with the busted deck. Match ups:
DnT 2-0
Nadu midrange 2-1
Lands 2-0
TES 2-0
Play it while you can. @fireshoes.bsky.social value tag.
DnT 2-0
Nadu midrange 2-1
Lands 2-0
TES 2-0
Play it while you can. @fireshoes.bsky.social value tag.
August 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
4-0 with the busted deck. Match ups:
DnT 2-0
Nadu midrange 2-1
Lands 2-0
TES 2-0
Play it while you can. @fireshoes.bsky.social value tag.
DnT 2-0
Nadu midrange 2-1
Lands 2-0
TES 2-0
Play it while you can. @fireshoes.bsky.social value tag.
Each day I wake up and don't see a DFA announcement for Jordan Romano I'm going to oil up one of my bros
August 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Each day I wake up and don't see a DFA announcement for Jordan Romano I'm going to oil up one of my bros
If you were a NON-LEGENDARY creature, which would you be?
Toss up between one of these two for sure (I am a lil guy who likes snacks and getting up to a little mischief)
Toss up between one of these two for sure (I am a lil guy who likes snacks and getting up to a little mischief)
August 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If you were a NON-LEGENDARY creature, which would you be?
Toss up between one of these two for sure (I am a lil guy who likes snacks and getting up to a little mischief)
Toss up between one of these two for sure (I am a lil guy who likes snacks and getting up to a little mischief)
Gorgeous night for a ballgame
August 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Gorgeous night for a ballgame
My girlfriend and I got tattoos today (non-matching)
August 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My girlfriend and I got tattoos today (non-matching)
Retail therapy might work
June 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Retail therapy might work
Match ups were: Lands, post, UR delver, UB Reanimator Mirror, and then 4c Beans
June 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Match ups were: Lands, post, UR delver, UB Reanimator Mirror, and then 4c Beans
Trophy w/ UB Reanimator. Deck still busted, more news at 11 @fireshoes.bsky.social
June 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Trophy w/ UB Reanimator. Deck still busted, more news at 11 @fireshoes.bsky.social
Got kicked in the head, lost my glasses, and lost my hat, but it was worth it. Circle pits are a true 10/10
June 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Got kicked in the head, lost my glasses, and lost my hat, but it was worth it. Circle pits are a true 10/10
I can't believe I'm out here cooking and making espresso like this and no one's wifed me up yet smdh
June 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I can't believe I'm out here cooking and making espresso like this and no one's wifed me up yet smdh
Dopamine hit, achieved
June 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Dopamine hit, achieved
Chat, is this a good run?
May 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Chat, is this a good run?
I am only allowed to lock in for approximately 45 minutes at a time, or when I'm incredibly depressed per the last album
May 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I am only allowed to lock in for approximately 45 minutes at a time, or when I'm incredibly depressed per the last album
Wish it could've been a Mangrovensumpf, but that one was a lil too beat #imthinkinaboutthosbeans
April 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Wish it could've been a Mangrovensumpf, but that one was a lil too beat #imthinkinaboutthosbeans
Mfw Luzardo pitches a gem (there will be more this season)
April 5, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Mfw Luzardo pitches a gem (there will be more this season)