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Ethan
@catatonicwalrus.bsky.social
Scientist, Lover of tabletop games, cats, Philadelphia sports, and mathematics, he/him
Picked up an order I bought at my lgs last week lmao
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I feel like I've been drafting the most cracked decks in this cube and I think it's because arena gamers might not be used to vintage cubing
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Lol. Lmao, even 😂
October 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The fact that JT is pointing Kerk to first base. This image is going to haunt this team forever.
October 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
4-0 with the busted deck. Match ups:

DnT 2-0
Nadu midrange 2-1
Lands 2-0
TES 2-0

Play it while you can. @fireshoes.bsky.social value tag.
August 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Each day I wake up and don't see a DFA announcement for Jordan Romano I'm going to oil up one of my bros
August 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If you were a NON-LEGENDARY creature, which would you be?

Toss up between one of these two for sure (I am a lil guy who likes snacks and getting up to a little mischief)
August 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Spicy
August 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Gorgeous night for a ballgame
August 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
My girlfriend and I got tattoos today (non-matching)
August 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Rest in piss, bozo
July 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Retail therapy might work
June 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Movies
June 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
June 17, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Match ups were: Lands, post, UR delver, UB Reanimator Mirror, and then 4c Beans
June 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Trophy w/ UB Reanimator. Deck still busted, more news at 11 @fireshoes.bsky.social
June 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Got kicked in the head, lost my glasses, and lost my hat, but it was worth it. Circle pits are a true 10/10
June 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
mfw
June 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I can't believe I'm out here cooking and making espresso like this and no one's wifed me up yet smdh
June 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Dopamine hit, achieved
June 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Chat, is this a good run?
May 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
May 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I am only allowed to lock in for approximately 45 minutes at a time, or when I'm incredibly depressed per the last album
May 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Wish it could've been a Mangrovensumpf, but that one was a lil too beat #imthinkinaboutthosbeans
April 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Mfw Luzardo pitches a gem (there will be more this season)
April 5, 2025 at 11:54 AM