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Ensign K'Miru
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Caitian Ensign K'Miru
Science officer. Loves cookies. Kind of afraid of the dark.
She/her/Ensign

Parody, for-fun rp account.
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My friends insist this picture is an accurate depiction of me.
We had a little downtime while our bunks were being fumigated (again) for vole lice, so me and the other lab ensigns convinced our lieutenant to let us deep fry a turkey.

I am currently in Sickbay with the doctor as we regrow patches of my fur. WORTH IT!

The whole lab smells delicious.
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This year I'll be attempting a Terran holiday dinner, but I can't eat it all by myself. I'll most likely be taking it down to the lab to share. We can take bets on who eats the jellied or fresh cranberry sauce. If it gains sentience we've all agreed to teach both sauces football.
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Reading up on Terran holidays and people used to send holiday themed cards to each other. Some of these, though... I'm not certain what anthropomorphic vegetables are trying to convey.
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I asked Garak if he could help me with my costume this year. He said he would on the condition that I spend two weeks helping him research better stitches that would prevent the Chief from tearing his pants so easily. I considered it a fair exchange since I don't usually carry latinum.
October 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
We were growing pumpkins for a carving and pie contest, but they grew to tremendous proportions and took over the station for a day or so. Now we're negotiating peace and finding them a nice uninhabited planet to live on. I still kinda wanted pie, but I'm obliged to diplomacy.
October 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Do they know how uncomfortable it is getting into a wet suit when your skin is covered in fur? Regardless, people keep sending me down drainage pipes because they say I'm the most qualified. What does that mean!?? There's THINGS down there! Things that don't use the universal translator!
October 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Temporal anomalies must be super common onboard the station. I stepped through one ten years yesterday and wound up doing the daily duties of a version of myself from another timeline. Thankfully, I'm back in my own timeline.

... I think.
October 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It's beginning to feel more and more like spooky season around here. They say the station is haunted! I think the ghosts would have to contend with the roaming souls who get caught in transporter accidents, myself.
September 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Test running a holodeck program to ensure it's safe for the Ambassador of the week's children. They must think I'm more arboreal than the other ensigns because I've been given the task of seeing how easy it is to fall out of trees. This wasn't quite the botanical research I signed up for.
September 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It was routine maintenance night before bed today on the replicator nearest the botanical lab. Today I learned that you can not only get termites in the serving trays but it also accounts for the strange texture of my sandwiches lately.
September 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
There's this new holoprogram where you play as Chief O'Brien and you have to avoid objects touching your shoulder. Some are giant darts and some are tiny kayaks! I'm not entirely sure why it's that way but that's when people start laughing and lose points.
September 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Ooooo, our ttrpg group loves rolling an Eddington scenario every now and then.

𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗿𝗲𝗸 𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲
𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚: 𝘔𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭 𝘌𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘰𝘯 2𝘌 (𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘵)
𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙏𝙮𝙥𝙚: 𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭
𝘼𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣: 𝘍𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯

𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲!
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September 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Is it dinner time yeeeet...??
September 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Found another rattling mouse toy under my pillow.

... But I haven't lost any baby teeth since I was a kid!
September 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
There's already rumors of a Halloween party around our quarters. No idea what the senior officers are doing but "Bobbing for Tribbles" was a riot last year. They never let me just eat one, though, after catching it in my teeth
September 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Got permission to use static control on my bunk sheets. I don't get how I can spend most of my time in the muck and then still get the snot zapped out of me come bed time.
September 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Personal Log, stardate 58693.0
Things sure move fast around here! Especially the biology! After spending a couple of days addressing the algae explosion, it clings to my skin and fur.
September 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Tried the candied gagh. I think I still prefer it jellied. The latest gummy gagh was really bland compared to the ones we got as kids.

I think this Halloween I'm handing out the tiny jelly jars.
September 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
My friends insist this picture is an accurate depiction of me.
September 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Personal Log, stardate 58687.5
I'm practically light years from being anywhere planetside and yet my innards think it's going to be cold soon!

I'm getting a winter coat and my cheeks are so fuzzy I keep zapping my own hands from the static.
September 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Reposted by Ensign K'Miru
Let no one define who you are but you. Nobody else has standing. Your deeds and your glories may be seen by all, but only you can know the well inside you from which that water was drawn.
September 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Catnip doesn't work on me. Please stop sending me catnip brownies. If I don't lose ten pounds before my physical, they're gonna make me chase the red dot again for six weeks.
September 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Reposted by Ensign K'Miru
FUCK ICE
September 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM