Ensign K'Miru
@cat-in-space.bsky.social
Caitian Ensign K'Miru
Science officer. Loves cookies. Kind of afraid of the dark.
She/her/Ensign
Parody, for-fun rp account.
Science officer. Loves cookies. Kind of afraid of the dark.
She/her/Ensign
Parody, for-fun rp account.
Chief, where did you want this box of darts I borrowed? Or do I have to shove them into your shoulder, myself?!
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November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Chief, where did you want this box of darts I borrowed? Or do I have to shove them into your shoulder, myself?!
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How many did you make, Chief?! I keep finding muffin crumbs in the ventilation filters! I'm afraid they're sad, dusty croutons now.
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
How many did you make, Chief?! I keep finding muffin crumbs in the ventilation filters! I'm afraid they're sad, dusty croutons now.
No wonder I got funny looks for asking about getting a few gays off! I did make some friends, though.
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
No wonder I got funny looks for asking about getting a few gays off! I did make some friends, though.
Oh, was that YOU doing backflips into the tubes this afternoon, Chief?
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Oh, was that YOU doing backflips into the tubes this afternoon, Chief?
Chief, what part of the training involves this tactical thong? Because they're really climbing up my cheeks!
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Chief, what part of the training involves this tactical thong? Because they're really climbing up my cheeks!
Is it okay if I cry the entire time?
November 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Is it okay if I cry the entire time?
Should stalls be placed so close to the warp coils? Whooooa, this toilet says "BOLDLY GO!" on the lid!
October 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Should stalls be placed so close to the warp coils? Whooooa, this toilet says "BOLDLY GO!" on the lid!
These things are deadly! Setting phasers on "Salsa" in hopes that it'll soften them up!
October 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
These things are deadly! Setting phasers on "Salsa" in hopes that it'll soften them up!
I can't as part of my training to endure incoming spices to the face and eyes. The other ensigns in my training course have called it The Spice Must Flow. This apparently happens so often we need a three week course for it!
October 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I can't as part of my training to endure incoming spices to the face and eyes. The other ensigns in my training course have called it The Spice Must Flow. This apparently happens so often we need a three week course for it!
Ow! It's actually- ow! - really good on the gagh! What little actually makes it to my face, anyway. Oof!!
October 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ow! It's actually- ow! - really good on the gagh! What little actually makes it to my face, anyway. Oof!!
Yes, Chief, but I'm still not sure what this will qualify me for later!
October 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Yes, Chief, but I'm still not sure what this will qualify me for later!
An empty bathtub is my go-to, Chief. I'm too big for the sink.
October 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
An empty bathtub is my go-to, Chief. I'm too big for the sink.
I still have my bowl from last time, Chief. I keep it in stasis and work at it bit by bit, but my guts are catching on and preemptively send me to the bathroom in self defense.
October 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I still have my bowl from last time, Chief. I keep it in stasis and work at it bit by bit, but my guts are catching on and preemptively send me to the bathroom in self defense.
Oo, took a new pic for next year's pin-up calendar! Don't worry, Chief, all sales go towards healthcare for voles.
October 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Oo, took a new pic for next year's pin-up calendar! Don't worry, Chief, all sales go towards healthcare for voles.
Chief, there's a station-wide betting pool on what gets hit first, the pins or your shoulder. Did you want to put in anything?
October 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Chief, there's a station-wide betting pool on what gets hit first, the pins or your shoulder. Did you want to put in anything?
That does explain the uptick in complaints about the air quality. Air vent sensors are reading "Glamorous" and I keep picking some fancy looking threads out of my hair.
October 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
That does explain the uptick in complaints about the air quality. Air vent sensors are reading "Glamorous" and I keep picking some fancy looking threads out of my hair.
I just needed you to sign for this box of shoulder realigners, but I see you're currently busy!
October 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I just needed you to sign for this box of shoulder realigners, but I see you're currently busy!
It's the kayak I had with the paddle hands growing out of the sides that scared me more than the raging rapids.
October 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It's the kayak I had with the paddle hands growing out of the sides that scared me more than the raging rapids.
I'm sure I could fit in crocs somehow!
October 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm sure I could fit in crocs somehow!
It's just hard to get respect when I'm the one sent to unclog drains. They keep saying things like "my turn in the barrel", but I've never even seen a barrel around here!
October 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
It's just hard to get respect when I'm the one sent to unclog drains. They keep saying things like "my turn in the barrel", but I've never even seen a barrel around here!