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Jack Offmore
@casualusury.bsky.social
Also known as Dick Sizemore
That's probably the beauty of their scheme because I just dropped the whole thing 'cus I didn't wanna talk to a nice bank lady about my condoms never arriving. Those sites are also the only place I've seen that specific company, and that's most likely precisely why lol
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Called customer service of a delivery company that was deliberately failing to actually deliver my package two days in a row and was then promptly answered by an AI voice that pretended it couldn't hear me. Then of course they charged me twice for the order which I never got 😁
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The missions suck, the gameplay sucks, the writing is overwrought and sentimental, and the main character is a stoic bland hunk who's sheer belovedness by redditors and incels should serve as a tell tale sign of just how shallow he is, as to be completely projected upon by all.
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Okay now I need to play these games. I've long fantasized about making my own inbred nudist dynasty.
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Endless respect to Vince Gilligan for never casting Anthony Hopkins or someone like that when the show took off just because they're a fan. Chase on the other hand seemed to want nothing more than to escape the wealth of TV he'd created in favour of Hollywood pastiche.
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Steve Buscemi's character deserves to be talked about as the Armin Tamzarian of The Sopranos. He's the amalgamation of it's underlying issue — how it makes itself so indebted to it's genre by casting Scorsese background actors and then later on wallowing in celebrity cameos.
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM