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Jack Offmore
@casualusury.bsky.social
Also known as Dick Sizemore
My culture is not your costume 😠
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
How november's been feeling when you're too lazy to buy boots and change out of your regular carhartt jacket
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
How it feels to team up with the lame Percy Jackson antiquity enjoyers to hate on Christopher Nolans The Odyssey
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Movies should go back to looking like camcorder garbage. Enough of this 4k imax shit. If a film is actually good it should still be riveting in 480p. Put your money where your moth is Nolan!
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I've never been as clear headed as the time I was on so much anti-depressant that I virtually became asexual for 6 months and invested myself so much in the sagas that I thought blood vengance was a sound and logical way of life
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The Sopranos really pulled this stunt, but so incredibly late into the show as to completely shatter the suspension of disbelief that no one mentioned the character before, only to then kill them off for no other reason than to serve as a nepotistic cameo for one season.
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Got my monthly buzzcut yesterday. Feeling fresh.
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
How people talk about Sydney Sweeney on here
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Drop a song that'll have you like this 👇
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
How I feel playing a video game literally ever when I could be reading or writing instead:
November 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Don't like Punch-Drunk-Love at all really but this line does hit like a fucking train
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Didn't know my boy De Niro rolled like that. Mad respect king 🫅
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Cynthia Erivo would be easily adaptable to the Style of Wallace & Gromit I think
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Am I ever gonna enjoy a newly released film again?
November 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The baculum, or "oosik", as the inuits call it, is the penis-bone of a walrus. It's theorized that in a now bygone version of Genesis God removed Adams baculum in order to create Eve (instead of his rib) and that this would explain the scar-like line found on the scrotum.
November 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
50 cent thought too small. No ambition. Let me introduce you to 1 million bucks...
November 1, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Fat street monkey drinking water from plastic litter in sihanoukville cambodia
October 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Selling a mirror on fb marketplace if anyone interested. Ignore my reflection.
October 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
🚨 #EXCLUSIVE behind the scenes look of Benny Blanco in the recording booth, courtesy of TMZ
October 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Rare side profile guys 🥰
October 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
My whole life seems to function on the whims of unforseen forces, luck, vibes, mojo etc and I can feel it all slip away
October 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I coulda been a model for carhartt (jk not really jk)
October 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I will never grow bald
October 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Another day of ruining my own mood for no reason at all 😃
October 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM