Stegs
@casuallystegs.bsky.social
🐊 | 25 y/o | They/them | Massive reptile enjoyer, extinct and extant |🐍
Thinking about how a customer asked me directions to a store in town and I gave him the wrong street
I wonder if he ever found it
Tbf, I was ONE street off, everything else was correct
I wonder if he ever found it
Tbf, I was ONE street off, everything else was correct
July 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Thinking about how a customer asked me directions to a store in town and I gave him the wrong street
I wonder if he ever found it
Tbf, I was ONE street off, everything else was correct
I wonder if he ever found it
Tbf, I was ONE street off, everything else was correct
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Nintendo Switch 2? Looks like you need to switch 2 another console, or better yet, switch 2 a better form of government so that your games, and your eggs don't cost 300 smackers. you've got egg on your face, from when the president smacked you, so face the music. Wii Music.
April 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Nintendo Switch 2? Looks like you need to switch 2 another console, or better yet, switch 2 a better form of government so that your games, and your eggs don't cost 300 smackers. you've got egg on your face, from when the president smacked you, so face the music. Wii Music.
Texas is not okay rn
The wind STOLE my Whataburger order from me
It’s probably in the next town by now
The wind STOLE my Whataburger order from me
It’s probably in the next town by now
March 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Texas is not okay rn
The wind STOLE my Whataburger order from me
It’s probably in the next town by now
The wind STOLE my Whataburger order from me
It’s probably in the next town by now
Why are older people so mean to service workers bro 😭
Like, i get you’ve been alive a minute and pleasantries aren’t a priority anymore
But some of these people sound like they want me dead for asking if they want ketchup for their fries lmao
Like, i get you’ve been alive a minute and pleasantries aren’t a priority anymore
But some of these people sound like they want me dead for asking if they want ketchup for their fries lmao
February 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Why are older people so mean to service workers bro 😭
Like, i get you’ve been alive a minute and pleasantries aren’t a priority anymore
But some of these people sound like they want me dead for asking if they want ketchup for their fries lmao
Like, i get you’ve been alive a minute and pleasantries aren’t a priority anymore
But some of these people sound like they want me dead for asking if they want ketchup for their fries lmao
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@gaylejordan.bsky.social inspired this one.
We Didn't Lose the Election Because "Dems Failed"
We lost because the oligarchs and zealots succeeded.
open.substack.com
January 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
@gaylejordan.bsky.social inspired this one.
What they don’t tell you about steroid injections is how badly you’re going to want to touch it 🥴
December 11, 2024 at 6:45 PM
What they don’t tell you about steroid injections is how badly you’re going to want to touch it 🥴
Nervous for my first day at a new job
So my solution is to drink 300mg of caffeine right before I go in
Can’t be nervous if I’m able to fight god
So my solution is to drink 300mg of caffeine right before I go in
Can’t be nervous if I’m able to fight god
December 10, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Nervous for my first day at a new job
So my solution is to drink 300mg of caffeine right before I go in
Can’t be nervous if I’m able to fight god
So my solution is to drink 300mg of caffeine right before I go in
Can’t be nervous if I’m able to fight god
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A new photo of the CEO assassin 'The Claims Adjuster' has been released, hours after police found his bag full of monopoly money.
December 8, 2024 at 4:38 AM
A new photo of the CEO assassin 'The Claims Adjuster' has been released, hours after police found his bag full of monopoly money.
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
ROLL THE CLIP
ROLL THE CLIP
November 22, 2024 at 1:41 PM
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
ROLL THE CLIP
ROLL THE CLIP
Gonna tattoo “every child was left behind” on my arm at this point because I’ve been saying it so much this month alone
May as well get “being stupid in the age of information is embarrassing” on my other arm while I’m at it
May as well get “being stupid in the age of information is embarrassing” on my other arm while I’m at it
November 22, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Gonna tattoo “every child was left behind” on my arm at this point because I’ve been saying it so much this month alone
May as well get “being stupid in the age of information is embarrassing” on my other arm while I’m at it
May as well get “being stupid in the age of information is embarrassing” on my other arm while I’m at it
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I feel like now is an important time to remind everyone that there's no such thing as a "biological" man or woman.
Terms like man and woman refer to gender, not sex. Sex is biological. Gender is a social construct.
You're no more a "biological woman" than you are a biological republican, Nancy.
Terms like man and woman refer to gender, not sex. Sex is biological. Gender is a social construct.
You're no more a "biological woman" than you are a biological republican, Nancy.
November 22, 2024 at 7:42 AM
I feel like now is an important time to remind everyone that there's no such thing as a "biological" man or woman.
Terms like man and woman refer to gender, not sex. Sex is biological. Gender is a social construct.
You're no more a "biological woman" than you are a biological republican, Nancy.
Terms like man and woman refer to gender, not sex. Sex is biological. Gender is a social construct.
You're no more a "biological woman" than you are a biological republican, Nancy.
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A frustrating thing for me right now is the media narrative that RFK Jr is just an “anti-vaxxer” when he has said so many crazy things about other stuff over the years. We compiled 10 nutty clips on various topics, which still barely scratches the surface. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
'Viruses Are Our Friend'— 10 Off the Wall Video Clips from RFK Jr. Resurface on Bluesky
Past comments include denying AIDS and calling vaccinated children "damaged"
open.substack.com
November 15, 2024 at 8:39 PM
A frustrating thing for me right now is the media narrative that RFK Jr is just an “anti-vaxxer” when he has said so many crazy things about other stuff over the years. We compiled 10 nutty clips on various topics, which still barely scratches the surface. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
It’s really looking like it’ll be me and my roomie against the world at this rate
I love living in a sea of red counties 🙃
I love living in a sea of red counties 🙃
November 13, 2024 at 2:12 PM
It’s really looking like it’ll be me and my roomie against the world at this rate
I love living in a sea of red counties 🙃
I love living in a sea of red counties 🙃
Remembered I have free will and stood in the sprinkler for 15 minutes
Not sure what I gained from this exactly but I feel like a freshly watered plant
Not sure what I gained from this exactly but I feel like a freshly watered plant
November 10, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Remembered I have free will and stood in the sprinkler for 15 minutes
Not sure what I gained from this exactly but I feel like a freshly watered plant
Not sure what I gained from this exactly but I feel like a freshly watered plant
Touched a hot pan with full confidence because I thought a scratch was a cat hair
So glad I have a banging pain tolerance but god my brain is broken rn
So glad I have a banging pain tolerance but god my brain is broken rn
November 10, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Touched a hot pan with full confidence because I thought a scratch was a cat hair
So glad I have a banging pain tolerance but god my brain is broken rn
So glad I have a banging pain tolerance but god my brain is broken rn
Today I’ll be screaming into the void about how government and economics should be mandatory for high schoolers
At least I’m pretty sure those were only AP classes
I’ve been graduated for a couple years nowl
At least I’m pretty sure those were only AP classes
I’ve been graduated for a couple years nowl
November 9, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Today I’ll be screaming into the void about how government and economics should be mandatory for high schoolers
At least I’m pretty sure those were only AP classes
I’ve been graduated for a couple years nowl
At least I’m pretty sure those were only AP classes
I’ve been graduated for a couple years nowl
And as usual, now that it’s time to start going to sleep I finally have enough energy to be productive
November 9, 2024 at 12:56 AM
And as usual, now that it’s time to start going to sleep I finally have enough energy to be productive
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Americans hate women so much it’s astounding
It feels like a bojack episode
How is this real
Thinking so primitively in the age of information is so insane and embarrassing
It feels like a bojack episode
How is this real
Thinking so primitively in the age of information is so insane and embarrassing
November 6, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Americans hate women so much it’s astounding
It feels like a bojack episode
How is this real
Thinking so primitively in the age of information is so insane and embarrassing
It feels like a bojack episode
How is this real
Thinking so primitively in the age of information is so insane and embarrassing
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As long as I draw breath I will make it a rightwingers problem and I plan to outlive them due to pure spite and rage.
I will do what I can to help
I will do what I can to help
November 6, 2024 at 8:24 AM
As long as I draw breath I will make it a rightwingers problem and I plan to outlive them due to pure spite and rage.
I will do what I can to help
I will do what I can to help
Was playing spore last night
Was continuing the creature stage, was about to finish the civ stage & go to space
Game crashed
Didn’t save the whole session apparently
Absolutely devastating 😔
Was continuing the creature stage, was about to finish the civ stage & go to space
Game crashed
Didn’t save the whole session apparently
Absolutely devastating 😔
October 30, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Was playing spore last night
Was continuing the creature stage, was about to finish the civ stage & go to space
Game crashed
Didn’t save the whole session apparently
Absolutely devastating 😔
Was continuing the creature stage, was about to finish the civ stage & go to space
Game crashed
Didn’t save the whole session apparently
Absolutely devastating 😔
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October 24, 2024 at 12:45 PM