Cassandra Pentaghast
@casspunchaghast.bsky.social
I enjoy poetry, long walks on the beach, and punching Varric.
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Nalia the Nookie Spirit. Cassandra greatly disapproves.
March 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Nalia the Nookie Spirit. Cassandra greatly disapproves.
Because they know I would crush them.
Why does no one ever lie to Cassandra anymore?
March 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Because they know I would crush them.
I apologize. I closed my eyes to take a nap and suddenly it was no longer the Dragon age.
February 24, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I apologize. I closed my eyes to take a nap and suddenly it was no longer the Dragon age.
None of you can spell. Embarrassing.
January 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
None of you can spell. Embarrassing.
Absolutely — AND I MEAN IT — do not.
In order to romance Cassandra, you must bring her a broodmilf.
January 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Absolutely — AND I MEAN IT — do not.
...did I just see a demon?
January 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
...did I just see a demon?
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The Blessed Andraste Herself says "trans rights."
December 26, 2024 at 2:51 PM
The Blessed Andraste Herself says "trans rights."
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Deal. With. A jar of bees.
January 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Deal. With. A jar of bees.
Why do I feel like I have seen that goat before...?
January 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Why do I feel like I have seen that goat before...?
(SIGH.) I shall never be invited to visit the Lighthouse at this rate.
January 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
(SIGH.) I shall never be invited to visit the Lighthouse at this rate.
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We can only restore order by getting chased by Cassandra.
January 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
We can only restore order by getting chased by Cassandra.
What in the name of the Maker is going on here?
January 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
What in the name of the Maker is going on here?
(Gasp.) The Maker has returned "for realsies" as the children would say.
January 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
(Gasp.) The Maker has returned "for realsies" as the children would say.
It appears that I was right all along, that neither spirits nor demons are to be trusted. (Disgusted noise.)
January 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It appears that I was right all along, that neither spirits nor demons are to be trusted. (Disgusted noise.)
Every day I wake and- (Gestures broadly.)
January 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Every day I wake and- (Gestures broadly.)
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"Bob's Your Uncle" is a little ficlet of male Hawke visiting Isabela in Rivain sometime during the events of Veilguard. Taash is there to make things awkward and also because I love them. archiveofourown.org/works/62168710
January 12, 2025 at 7:44 AM
"Bob's Your Uncle" is a little ficlet of male Hawke visiting Isabela in Rivain sometime during the events of Veilguard. Taash is there to make things awkward and also because I love them. archiveofourown.org/works/62168710
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"Woo-o'-the-wisp" is a Neve/wisp pairing in a way that amuses me but is also NOT weird or bad (but I had the pleasure of being the first to use this tag so I'm sorry). archiveofourown.org/works/62057338
January 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
"Woo-o'-the-wisp" is a Neve/wisp pairing in a way that amuses me but is also NOT weird or bad (but I had the pleasure of being the first to use this tag so I'm sorry). archiveofourown.org/works/62057338
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we saw you from across the ruins and we really dig your vibe. can we buy you a drink?
December 23, 2024 at 5:18 PM
we saw you from across the ruins and we really dig your vibe. can we buy you a drink?
To: Inquisition Staff
CC: Commander Cullen
RE: Inquisition Trebuchets
The trebuchets have been set up in advance of next week's war games. DO NOT load unauthorized objects into the trebuchets. DO NOT shoot the trebuchets without express approval from the Commander or myself.
-Cassandra
CC: Commander Cullen
RE: Inquisition Trebuchets
The trebuchets have been set up in advance of next week's war games. DO NOT load unauthorized objects into the trebuchets. DO NOT shoot the trebuchets without express approval from the Commander or myself.
-Cassandra
January 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
To: Inquisition Staff
CC: Commander Cullen
RE: Inquisition Trebuchets
The trebuchets have been set up in advance of next week's war games. DO NOT load unauthorized objects into the trebuchets. DO NOT shoot the trebuchets without express approval from the Commander or myself.
-Cassandra
CC: Commander Cullen
RE: Inquisition Trebuchets
The trebuchets have been set up in advance of next week's war games. DO NOT load unauthorized objects into the trebuchets. DO NOT shoot the trebuchets without express approval from the Commander or myself.
-Cassandra
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What's that smell? Tevinter butt magic?
January 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
What's that smell? Tevinter butt magic?
Has becoming an abomination become trendy? Perhaps I shall try it.
January 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Has becoming an abomination become trendy? Perhaps I shall try it.
Are you poking fun at me? Just because I was raised in the Necropolis... (Disgusted noise.)
When preparing to kill a high dragon, be sure to bring quiet glares and dead people jewelry.
January 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Are you poking fun at me? Just because I was raised in the Necropolis... (Disgusted noise.)
@solvingcapers.bsky.social I would like to join your detective agency.
January 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
@solvingcapers.bsky.social I would like to join your detective agency.