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Cassandra Pentaghast
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I enjoy poetry, long walks on the beach, and punching Varric.

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The "one fear" comic with three panels. The first panel shows a person wearing a t-shirt that says "no fear". The second panel shows a zoomed in t-shirt that says "enchanted trebuchet." The third panel show the same person from the first panel with a t-shirt that now says "one fear."
January 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Who will I punch today?
January 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I have written a small drabble. I hope you enjoy it. It is completely fictional and not at all based on any real person or demon.
Allandra Pendergrass finally managed to find her way into the Watchtower inside the Fade, even though no one had invited her because they were shortsighted. "WHO YOU" shouted a voice very loudly. "Eek!" Allandra stated, swinging her sword toward the voice. "OWWIE WHY YOU SLICE GRUDGE IN HALF" the voice shouted very loudly again. Allandra looked at the owner of the voice, who was an orange-colored grumpy-looking man-thing. "Who are you?" Allandra asked in confusion. "I ALREADY SAID I GRUDGE" the unnamed man-thing replied. "That is not a name," Allandra argued as the unnamed man-thing's torso slid to the ground. "THIS INCONVENIENT" the unnamed man-thing who called himself Grudge complained from his place on the ground as his legs walked away without the rest of him. "My apologies, BYE!" Allandra replied before running away as fast as her legs could run away.
January 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I... ahem. Hm.
A person looking disgusted, next to a person looking intrigued. Both are captioned "being a pirate."
January 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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A picture of Sailor Moon looking excited with an image that says "The Maker followed you back" on top.
January 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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(Sighs longingly as she waits for the next chapter of Swords and Shields.)
Your result: slow burn. Loyal, organized and patient. You don't need instant gratification, but it's coming eventually, right? Right?
January 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Hmmm... consider.........
Cassandra Pentaghast riding a giant bee past a waterfall.
January 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Spite, get out of my crossword!
Photo of today's NYT crossword showing the clue for 40 across, which is in capslock: FINGER TOE Photo of today's NYT crossword showing the clue for 59 across, which is in capslock: HINT TIP
January 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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You know, Solas looks a little bit like that blood mage Frenic. If someone smashed his head with a hammer.
A screenshot from Dragon Age the Dawn of the Seeker showing the blood mage Frenic who looks a little bit like Solas but with a flat head.
December 28, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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There are two swords right here on the cover!
The cover of Swords and Shields from Dragon Age Inquisition.
December 27, 2024 at 12:38 AM
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(Scratches out a line of text. If you were to look over her shoulder, which would be very ill advised, you can see...)
Allandra and Rosie and Oriana all stared at Dullen like he was a big dummy. "What???" Dullen asked. "You are a big dummy," Allandra uttered. "No, that's a big dummy!" Dullen retorted, pointing to a nearby training dummy. "You dummy! That dummy is quite small," Allandra informed him. "UGH!" Dullen yodeled, causing an avalanche (the last three words are scratched out)
December 26, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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The Maker truly did say "fuck you."
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December 26, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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The Maker works swiftly, as well he should.
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December 26, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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I shall have to do some house cleaning later. In the mean time, my friends, please beware. Of things. Guard yourselves well should you mention any words of a certain nature.
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December 26, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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"Ahh, a bee!!!" Ballister yelled, flailing his arms and legs energetically. "I shall save you!" Allandra, who was standing next to him, announced. With a swat of her hand the bee was sent sailing toward the annoying elf girl who had not run very far away yet. The bee collided with her head and knocked her unconscious.
December 26, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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I am fine. The Maker will protect me.
A collage showing the skeet about sex dreams, a zoomed in image of the like icon showing 49 likes, and an image of Maya Rudolph looking horrified.
December 26, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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Hail Andraste, full of grace... (Crosses herself several times with increasing intensity.)
Screenshot of bluesky showing a skeet about sex dreams has even more likes than before.
December 26, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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I have several regrets.
Screenshot of bluesky showing a skeet about sex dreams has over a dozen likes.
December 26, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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I have suddenly felt another burst of inspiration.
Just then, a tiny annoying elf girl fell out of a tree into the bush and grabbed Allandra's sword! "Hee hee hoo hoo I LIKE BEES!!!" the annoying elf girl screeched as she ran off with the sword. "That's my sword!" Allandra cried, throwing her arms up in a distressed fashion. "I'll retrieve your abandoned and subsequently stolen sword!" Ballister Karan declared, flexing once more before running after the annoying elf girl.
December 26, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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At the request of an anonymous fan, I have written more of my story. I am sure you all will think it is wonderful.
"Tee hee," Allandra vocalized, her cheeks blushing a brilliant red color, just like the color of her heart, which was beating extremely fast and hard. Ballister Karan, who continued to flex each pectoral muscle in an alternating pattern, smiled in a way that caused his perfectly even teeth to sparkle. "That's quite a large sword you have, my lady," he commented, continuing his hypnotic flexing. "You must stab lots of things." Allandra dramatically threw her sword into the bushes. "For you, Ballister, I shall give up my sword!"
December 26, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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The Blessed Andraste Herself says "trans rights."
Cassandra Pentaghast stands with a speech bubble that reads "throw the Maker's wrath at Transphobic people.
December 26, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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Sound the alarm!
Cassandra Pentaghast superimposed over a screenshot of Haven from Dragon Age Inquisition, with the text "We are fucking under attack!"
December 26, 2024 at 6:31 AM
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A face with its eyes closed and the text "I pretend I do not see it."
December 26, 2024 at 5:32 AM
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I was told to "find leisure" today, so I have tried my hand at writing.
Seeker of Truth Allandra Pendergrass looked across the courtyard of the castle at the Grey Warden, who was once a Templar, and felt her bosom heave with a longing sigh. "Oh, Ballister Karan, what big muscles you have," she swooned as he dumped a bucket of ice-cold water over his bare chest. "That's not the only thing of mine that's big," Ballister told her with a wink, before flexing, causing his enormous pectoral muscles to undulate hypnotically.
December 24, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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Dragon Age Inquisition showing Cassandra reading Swords & Shields.
December 24, 2024 at 5:24 AM