Casper Fuckin' Coulton (It's pronounced Foo-Keen 😉)
@caspershouse.bsky.social
24/M. Ally. Crime fighter. Hellhound /Coyodog mix - Pound Survivor- Eternal Prankster - Kinda Nerdy? Loona's husband.. (I ♥️ My favorite Weirdo.)
Lucky AF. AI generated Art.. can't draw..sorry.
Lucky AF. AI generated Art.. can't draw..sorry.
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Semantics and such:
February 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
This would've been nicer if a bunch o' dudes didn't start dipping COOL RANCH DORITOS in the font IMMEDIATELY AFTER....
February 2, 2026 at 12:20 PM
This would've been nicer if a bunch o' dudes didn't start dipping COOL RANCH DORITOS in the font IMMEDIATELY AFTER....
I don't have to be a "Christian" to say this: everybody deserves a fair shot at life if they aren't hurting others. Love your queer neighbor. Love your brown neighbor. Love the neighbor that doesn't share the same religious views as you. STOP TOLERATING BIGOTRY. Call them out. HUMILIATE AND EXPOSE.
January 24, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I don't have to be a "Christian" to say this: everybody deserves a fair shot at life if they aren't hurting others. Love your queer neighbor. Love your brown neighbor. Love the neighbor that doesn't share the same religious views as you. STOP TOLERATING BIGOTRY. Call them out. HUMILIATE AND EXPOSE.
...Say it with me now. FUCK ICE.
Just in case I wasn't being completely transparent the first time around let me say it again - FUCK THE INBRED GESTAPO!
F U C K I C E!
Just in case I wasn't being completely transparent the first time around let me say it again - FUCK THE INBRED GESTAPO!
F U C K I C E!
January 24, 2026 at 7:12 PM
...Say it with me now. FUCK ICE.
Just in case I wasn't being completely transparent the first time around let me say it again - FUCK THE INBRED GESTAPO!
F U C K I C E!
Just in case I wasn't being completely transparent the first time around let me say it again - FUCK THE INBRED GESTAPO!
F U C K I C E!
No wonder I can't buy a hoover these days....
January 15, 2026 at 10:20 PM
No wonder I can't buy a hoover these days....
Aheago or not - The cheap suit wearing bitch still looks like a tangerine teratoma.
January 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Aheago or not - The cheap suit wearing bitch still looks like a tangerine teratoma.
This is the second time in just a few months. The first being Chicago -"five shots. Seven holes." Remember that quote the next time somebody tries to defend their local three letter Gestapo agent.
Google the video & see for yourself.
This is not law enforcement. This is murder.
Sickening.
This is not law enforcement. This is murder.
Sickening.
😡😡😡😡
January 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
This is the second time in just a few months. The first being Chicago -"five shots. Seven holes." Remember that quote the next time somebody tries to defend their local three letter Gestapo agent.
1.) Time for me to break character for a moment. Today is my birthday. Having one right after Christmas generally means I'll be celebrating later in the year. But today I celebrate for a different reason
January 6, 2026 at 8:22 PM
1.) Time for me to break character for a moment. Today is my birthday. Having one right after Christmas generally means I'll be celebrating later in the year. But today I celebrate for a different reason
Reposted by Casper Fuckin' Coulton (It's pronounced Foo-Keen 😉)
White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling https://theonion.com/white-house-maid-shrieks-after-spotting-melania-on-ceiling/
December 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling https://theonion.com/white-house-maid-shrieks-after-spotting-melania-on-ceiling/
So, I've got a decent camera en route And I'll be using it to finally put forward a project I've been throwing around in my head for a while. Currently there's nothing on the channel other than the rebranding and new look:
youtube.com/@j.darekpatt...
But here it is if anybody's interested. 😉
youtube.com/@j.darekpatt...
But here it is if anybody's interested. 😉
The Trifectum Chronicles
I'm house sitting for a nice family that let me use their camera in order for me to leave a trail of breadcrumbs for my missing father-in-law and his two friends. I'll be posting videos in the hopes h...
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December 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
So, I've got a decent camera en route And I'll be using it to finally put forward a project I've been throwing around in my head for a while. Currently there's nothing on the channel other than the rebranding and new look:
youtube.com/@j.darekpatt...
But here it is if anybody's interested. 😉
youtube.com/@j.darekpatt...
But here it is if anybody's interested. 😉
Sooo...Happy Belated Sinsmas. I uhh...may have had to recover from a "mistletoe related incident." Yeah... I'll go with that.
December 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Sooo...Happy Belated Sinsmas. I uhh...may have had to recover from a "mistletoe related incident." Yeah... I'll go with that.
Merry Sinsmas to you and yours - whatever you celebrate, may the day be kind to you.
Love,
Cas'.
Love,
Cas'.
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Merry Sinsmas to you and yours - whatever you celebrate, may the day be kind to you.
Love,
Cas'.
Love,
Cas'.
Just when I think I get a break, she's back up to her old tricks - two nights running. Is What I hear true? If I put cayenne pepper in my windows.. That is supposed to be an elf deterrent? Right? At this point... I'm willing to try anything. She ate my goddamn chocolate chips!
December 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Just when I think I get a break, she's back up to her old tricks - two nights running. Is What I hear true? If I put cayenne pepper in my windows.. That is supposed to be an elf deterrent? Right? At this point... I'm willing to try anything. She ate my goddamn chocolate chips!
So - nerd flag flew high today. Stopped off at Walmart to pick up things for Christmas dinner. I was told not to go in - because it was "thunderdome" in there. My response? Can't we just get beyond thunderdome? I got a fist pump. IYKYK.
December 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
So - nerd flag flew high today. Stopped off at Walmart to pick up things for Christmas dinner. I was told not to go in - because it was "thunderdome" in there. My response? Can't we just get beyond thunderdome? I got a fist pump. IYKYK.
Just when you think the elf learns after "Tendie-Gate"...*siiiiggghhhhhh.*
December 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Just when you think the elf learns after "Tendie-Gate"...*siiiiggghhhhhh.*
Reposted by Casper Fuckin' Coulton (It's pronounced Foo-Keen 😉)
*GASP!!* NOT MY CHICKEN **TENDIES!!** A NUISANCE! SHE'S BECOMING A NUISANCE!
December 17, 2025 at 11:24 AM
*GASP!!* NOT MY CHICKEN **TENDIES!!** A NUISANCE! SHE'S BECOMING A NUISANCE!
Pssh... You eat all my dark chocolate covered espresso beans and expect MERCY?! Fat chance. Enjoy those fiber farts for a little while longer...
December 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Pssh... You eat all my dark chocolate covered espresso beans and expect MERCY?! Fat chance. Enjoy those fiber farts for a little while longer...
People will go out of their way to convince you you're crazy when you're doing something big. To them - I say thank you. Thank you for giving me the fuel to keep my fire burning. Now, if you'll excuse me - me and my emotional support pineapple have somewhere to be.
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
People will go out of their way to convince you you're crazy when you're doing something big. To them - I say thank you. Thank you for giving me the fuel to keep my fire burning. Now, if you'll excuse me - me and my emotional support pineapple have somewhere to be.
Guys, gals, non-binary pals - (thank you Thomas Sanders..) Just your daily reminder: It's okay to dream big And there is no time limit on those dreams. If you have the means to do so, live them. If you don't have the means, try to make those means a reality. Much love - Casper "Foo-Keen 😉" Coulton.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Guys, gals, non-binary pals - (thank you Thomas Sanders..) Just your daily reminder: It's okay to dream big And there is no time limit on those dreams. If you have the means to do so, live them. If you don't have the means, try to make those means a reality. Much love - Casper "Foo-Keen 😉" Coulton.
Hey everybody! Happy Thanksgiving to those of you who celebrate! Be safe out there, enjoy time with Your family and loved ones!
Love,
Cas'. ♥️
Love,
Cas'. ♥️
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Hey everybody! Happy Thanksgiving to those of you who celebrate! Be safe out there, enjoy time with Your family and loved ones!
Love,
Cas'. ♥️
Love,
Cas'. ♥️
@vivziepop.bsky.social Cas' is a little late to the party. Anyway, here's hoping you had a great one! Thanks for everything you do Viv!
October 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
@vivziepop.bsky.social Cas' is a little late to the party. Anyway, here's hoping you had a great one! Thanks for everything you do Viv!
😂 This guy here...Love ya Stoles.. The best father figure I could ever ask for. Well, you and Tex..
Stoles? How many times have I told you to stop throwing your clocks? Honestly man. Losing count here.
September 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
😂 This guy here...Love ya Stoles.. The best father figure I could ever ask for. Well, you and Tex..
So, how do you define "best friend I've ever had?" Guys, gals, everybody in between, it's definitely her. You ever wake up one day and just realize you have so much to be thankful for.. Yeah. That's my Loo.
Hey losers how is everybody doing today?
September 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
So, how do you define "best friend I've ever had?" Guys, gals, everybody in between, it's definitely her. You ever wake up one day and just realize you have so much to be thankful for.. Yeah. That's my Loo.
Oh..and BTW.. she's also The president of her HOA.. So take that for what it's worth.
Very lovely. The Winners anyway.
Is everyone doing alright today?
September 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Oh..and BTW.. she's also The president of her HOA.. So take that for what it's worth.