Casey Merkey
caseym.bsky.social
Casey Merkey
@caseym.bsky.social
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A shout-out to Minneapolis, New Orleans, Cortlandt Manor, Little Rock, and Westerville. Incredible work this weekend. Tomorrow, there will be even more of us.
December 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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In this Rochester diner, the Monroe doctrine still is don’t go to Gitsis after 10 PM. But they do know this: our Founding Fathers would smile upon Pete Hegseth’s desire to continue American hegemony in the western hemisphere.
December 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Today I learned how to use the ellipsis…
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Considering how little baseball I’ve watched this season, I am way too invested in this game. 🇨🇦
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Back on my bullshit
November 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
TFW you buy something at a store and realize in the parking lot that it’s too big to fit in your car
October 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Sarah is watching some senior dating reality show and some millennial woman is like, “people over 55 aren’t comfortable online… they’re not digital natives.”

And I’m like, “don’t cite the old magic to me,witch! I was there when it was written!”
August 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I don’t really need proof that we’re living in the worst possible timeline. But if I did, the fact that I just had to Google “who is Big Balls?” would most definitely suffice.
August 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Stay classy America
July 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Walks into a singles bar:

I see unwed people.
Walks into a joint Sylvester Stallone/Karl Urban fan club meeting:
I see Dredd people.
Walks into a Mr Roger’s Neighborhood Con:

I see Fred people.
June 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Tomorrow is Monday, but for the moment everything is okay
April 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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April 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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me when i
me when im scared
April 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Don’t be fooled. This is the face of a stone cold killer.
March 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I don’t know about everyone else but I was really hoping that when society reached its natural dystopian end it would be more cyberpunk and less cyber truck
January 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM