A shout-out to Minneapolis, New Orleans, Cortlandt Manor, Little Rock, and Westerville. Incredible work this weekend. Tomorrow, there will be even more of us.

In this Rochester diner, the Monroe doctrine still is don’t go to Gitsis after 10 PM. But they do know this: our Founding Fathers would smile upon Pete Hegseth’s desire to continue American hegemony in the western hemisphere.

Today I learned how to use the ellipsis…

Considering how little baseball I’ve watched this season, I am way too invested in this game. 🇨🇦

Back on my bullshit

TFW you buy something at a store and realize in the parking lot that it’s too big to fit in your car

Sarah is watching some senior dating reality show and some millennial woman is like, “people over 55 aren’t comfortable online… they’re not digital natives.”

And I’m like, “don’t cite the old magic to me,witch! I was there when it was written!”

I don’t really need proof that we’re living in the worst possible timeline. But if I did, the fact that I just had to Google “who is Big Balls?” would most definitely suffice.

Stay classy America

Walks into a singles bar:

I see unwed people.

Tomorrow is Monday, but for the moment everything is okay

me when i
me when im scared

Don’t be fooled. This is the face of a stone cold killer.

I don’t know about everyone else but I was really hoping that when society reached its natural dystopian end it would be more cyberpunk and less cyber truck