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Another must read alts thread
THREAD. A collection of photographs of the best scarecrows I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
wouldya lookit this face
November 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
“You’ve got to stop thinking to yourself out loud” she said to herself out loud on the interwebs.
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Let’s all put our useless pennies in socks and visit DC
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
That vanished realm is running the country (into the ground).
This is nauseating: “As the emails stretch through the years, they show how that protected realm vanished into the mists of time, pulled under by the rising forces of the internet and the #MeToo movement.” A “Gone With the Wind” framing for sexual abuse and harassment.
Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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I hope my made up words don't make you.....discomfortable
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I keep trying to be less sensitive or have a thicker skin but man, I still get my feelings hurt on the regular. I hoped I’d outgrow it but I guess not.
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Reunited
And it feels so good
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Gonna send Da Pope my Empire Carpets guy bobble head.
November 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Is there still a certain type of very single guy with one giant fish in an aquarium in his poorly lit apartment?
“It’s an Oscar, I hand feed him raw meat.”
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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This is an insanely cool (actual) photo taken by photographer Andrew McCarthy of a skydiver buddy seen in silhouette against the distant sun. Full story, videos, and more here: www.instagram.com/p/DRBAaqLkvy...
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
well damn, I missed the bayonet auction over by Lena
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Cleaning my sister’s house so she can’t tell what I’ve been up to (very fucking little)
November 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
just thought of how to get healthcare for everyone
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I regret/am delighted to inform you your dogs love apple cider.
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The link to go with my earlier screengrab
"And now let's go to Owen with the weather report"

"Thank you, Katie! Well, I hope nobody's planning on teargassing innocent people in the streets today, because conditions for that will be *rough*! If you can, be sure to push your transition to authoritarianism to next week. Back to you!"
Chicago may experience less tear gas use as Operation Midway Blitz winds down. Cold and wet weather reduce effectiveness, while wind adds unpredictability.
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A vicious human editor would fix me (and possibly kill me).
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
They meaning police/DHS/CBP, not the paper. Sorry for the lack of clarity.
This is a headline in a major newspaper in the third largest city in the US. If it isn’t mind-boggling to you, it may be because they’re trying to normalize gassing neighborhoods.
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This is a headline in a major newspaper in the third largest city in the US. If it isn’t mind-boggling to you, it may be because they’re trying to normalize gassing neighborhoods.
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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An appeal has been issued to find 14-year-old Rylie Defoe, who went missing after school in Bemidji on Friday.

Details: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/appeal-to-find-14-year-old-bemidji-boy-who-went-missing-after-school
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
First time anyone’s made an account with the only post being a weird reply to me. Do I go into witness protection or what?
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Okay so I’m only about thirteen minutes in but apparently Claire Danes is playing me in an exciting new Netflix series? If you think she’s hot in her frumpy wrinkles and confused frowns, and general jfcing, hmu.
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM