Maria! 🧚♀️✨🧁🎀🖤
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IG: @_mariiuhhh 💟 (currently deactivated)
My unsavory stream of consciousness 💭🧁✨
My unsavory stream of consciousness 💭🧁✨
Also not a single one of these people is ugly. Even the one I find least attractive is still conventionally attractive #LoveIsBlindBrazil
March 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Also not a single one of these people is ugly. Even the one I find least attractive is still conventionally attractive #LoveIsBlindBrazil
On #LoveisBlind Brazil I can’t tell if all the guys are short and all the girls are tall or if everyone’s short. Everyone’s the same height!! 🤣
March 11, 2025 at 6:56 AM
On #LoveisBlind Brazil I can’t tell if all the guys are short and all the girls are tall or if everyone’s short. Everyone’s the same height!! 🤣
Live, laugh, lobotomy ✨
March 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Live, laugh, lobotomy ✨
Happy international women’s day to all the men who take mirror selfies 🤣
March 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Happy international women’s day to all the men who take mirror selfies 🤣
It’s always the most insufferable person on earth talking about how quirky they are 💀
March 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It’s always the most insufferable person on earth talking about how quirky they are 💀
I knew when that man brought a longboard that he was gonna say no 😂 Joey is so unserious 😭 #LoveIsBlind
March 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I knew when that man brought a longboard that he was gonna say no 😂 Joey is so unserious 😭 #LoveIsBlind
Bringing in a wheelchair to symbolize a seat for your deceased sibling at your wedding and longboarding down the aisle just to say “no” at the altar is CRAAAAAAZY work wtf 😂😂 #LoveIsBlind
March 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Bringing in a wheelchair to symbolize a seat for your deceased sibling at your wedding and longboarding down the aisle just to say “no” at the altar is CRAAAAAAZY work wtf 😂😂 #LoveIsBlind
Bury me in 2016 full glam idc idc idc!!
March 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Bury me in 2016 full glam idc idc idc!!
Getting ENGAGED!?! To A MAN?!? You’re not a girl’s girl 😂
March 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Getting ENGAGED!?! To A MAN?!? You’re not a girl’s girl 😂
I said yes!!! —He asked me if I blocked him 🥰
March 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I said yes!!! —He asked me if I blocked him 🥰
I love Ulta but god damn their marketing is such a mess sometimes 😭
February 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I love Ulta but god damn their marketing is such a mess sometimes 😭
Ulta’s email marketing flops live rent free in my mind.
February 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Ulta’s email marketing flops live rent free in my mind.
Holding space for my emotional support spoonful of peanut butter I have every night before bed ☺️💕🥜
February 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Holding space for my emotional support spoonful of peanut butter I have every night before bed ☺️💕🥜
Imagine if we still had to write out our rage texts using T9 😂😭
February 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Imagine if we still had to write out our rage texts using T9 😂😭
Yearning for eggs Benedict
February 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Yearning for eggs Benedict
Save the peeps!! 😂
February 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Save the peeps!! 😂
Should we really be eating peeps during a time where eggs are so scarce?
February 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Should we really be eating peeps during a time where eggs are so scarce?
I will always resent Bravo for taking Southern Charm New Orleans away from us after only two seasons 😭
February 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I will always resent Bravo for taking Southern Charm New Orleans away from us after only two seasons 😭
Taking a 3 hour nap and waking up to no messages or missed calls is always a humbling experience 💀
February 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Taking a 3 hour nap and waking up to no messages or missed calls is always a humbling experience 💀
Is anyone watching Southern Hospitality?? I have so many thoughts!!
February 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Is anyone watching Southern Hospitality?? I have so many thoughts!!
Reposted by Maria! 🧚♀️✨🧁🎀🖤
Reading American history in the 1900s-1930s, it’s really clear that Musk and Trump are pulling the old “put the businessmen in charge” of the government.
Businessmen running the government didn’t work in the 20s & 30s, and it won’t work now.
Businessmen running the government didn’t work in the 20s & 30s, and it won’t work now.
February 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Reading American history in the 1900s-1930s, it’s really clear that Musk and Trump are pulling the old “put the businessmen in charge” of the government.
Businessmen running the government didn’t work in the 20s & 30s, and it won’t work now.
Businessmen running the government didn’t work in the 20s & 30s, and it won’t work now.
Selena Gomez and her filthy fiancée are INCAPABLE of taking a photo that doesn’t make me gag 🤮
February 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Selena Gomez and her filthy fiancée are INCAPABLE of taking a photo that doesn’t make me gag 🤮
Reposted by Maria! 🧚♀️✨🧁🎀🖤
Hi, I’m George Bush. Welcome to Jackass [does 911]
February 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Hi, I’m George Bush. Welcome to Jackass [does 911]
Reposted by Maria! 🧚♀️✨🧁🎀🖤
Ladies leave ya man at home
February 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Ladies leave ya man at home