Carrion Sam
@carrionsam.bsky.social
I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
The important parts of a life
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The important parts of a life
Honestly I'd stop and give it a firm hamdshake, maybe it'd give me a job among the tree people
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Honestly I'd stop and give it a firm hamdshake, maybe it'd give me a job among the tree people
Receiving a man at terminal velocity would also prove fatal in most cases
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Receiving a man at terminal velocity would also prove fatal in most cases
Are you don'ting?
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Are you don'ting?
Real men let their blood boil
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Real men let their blood boil
Real men lock themselves in a tent with a roaring fire
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Real men lock themselves in a tent with a roaring fire
Technically we could go back to the throat but that would be a bit too weird
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Technically we could go back to the throat but that would be a bit too weird
Oh he's being empathetic because of it hahaha
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Oh he's being empathetic because of it hahaha
Take one teaspoon at every meal
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Take one teaspoon at every meal
Look I don't know what football weirdos do with themselves and their machine girlfriends
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Look I don't know what football weirdos do with themselves and their machine girlfriends