2025 is SO the year of WTWAW

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Names I Would Give Racehorses if I Owned One #65: Timberlando'lakes Calrissian

Names I Would Give Racehorses if I Owned One #64: This Easter Grass Was Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience

Names I Would Give Racehorses if I Owned One #63: Upton Sinclair Danes, Star of The So-Called Jungle

Names I Would Give Racehorses if I Owned One #62: The Catcher in the Gardetto's Rye Toast Chips

Names I Would Give Racehorses if I Owned One #61: 1998 Dodge Neonatal Ward

Well played, Sacramento Kings.

Well played.

The Chili's ad where the waitress doesn't let the large anthropomorphic chili man in to sing and be in the ad while she is smarmy and mean to him actively makes me NOT want to go to Chili's. Hey @chilis.bsky.social : stop being mean to the large anthropomorphic chili man and let him be your mascot.

This is literally everything I ever did on Twitter. I bequeath it now to you, Bluesky. I got up to 60 horses. Here's to 60 more?

Maybe I'll do the horse name thing again. You know, naming race horses? That's what I did on Twitter for years. It was wildly popular, so of course you know what I'm referring to.

I'm really only here to rob Carpeteria of yet another social media handle. Sorry, fellas, but I have a quota to keep.