Patrick Lochelt
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Patrick Lochelt
@carpeteria.bsky.social
Ugh ok fine
OH HEY IT'S THAT
June 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I will open every possible entryway into my home upon the fruition of this endeavor
June 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Are we talking about Bert and Oscar the Grouch again?
June 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Even if this guy's group was called "The Extremely Sophisticated, Intelligent, and Well Groomed Cohort of High Class Gentlemen and Women" you should run, because this guy is a fucking lunatic
June 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I just want us to be a Lady Jaye sandwich
June 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
None of those things are correct.

Chelmsford, MA is where it's at. (See above photo for evidence)
June 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Both of them collect things that normal humans would consider straight up trash as well. I'm looking at you, paper clip menagerie.
May 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"Cosplaying" AKA wearing a hoodie haha
May 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ah yes, Ashley Judd's Orgasm Checkers
May 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Man, what a waste of $5.50
May 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I'm still mad my dog chewed up my Willrow. And mad that they cost so much now, so I haven't replaced him.
March 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I read some responses to this from some people who have worked in the field who said that the issue described here is pretty common. I know a lot of airline issues are coming up, but some of these reports are getting more ground than they ordinarily would have due to the climate.
February 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It is a poor craftsman who blames his tools for his failures
February 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Do they ever go OUT of season?
February 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I just wanna know how blankets got all tangled up in this political business
February 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Perfect as always, sadly.
January 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I heard Stacy took that ASSHOLE to Napa WITH HER
January 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
You know what I DID have on my Bingo card? Fucking B7 and that ASSHOLE Steve never called it so Stacy won that trip to Napa instead of me I ONLY NEEDED B7 TO WIN STEVE YOU ASSHOLE AND NOW WE HAVE TO BUY WINE FROM THE LIQUOR STORE LIKE USUAL
January 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Good times :)
January 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
2025: THE YEAR OF WTWAW
January 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM