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carpetedkitch.bsky.social
Carpeted Kitchen
@carpetedkitch.bsky.social
18+, Pathetic lesbian, mostly posting about Arknights and yugioh and niche(ish) RPGs and roguelikes and biting and biting and biting

Pfp by stresshyperdeath on tumblr
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ppl come to bsky and be like "gee it sure is boring around here!" my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
December 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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a transgender woman being kind of stupid but not genuinely harmful or bigoted about things that make you uncomfortable or engaging in a fetish that makes you uncomfortable is not a justification to demand she kills herself or to isolate her from her peers
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I do hope one of these days I can finally have the moment of euphoria of "oh the girl in the mirror looks so pretty" because fucking christ I need some of that right now
December 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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nobody love my lesbians on twtt but that's okay 😞 #arknights
May 10, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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"And now, when you kneel in front of Lumen, you hav- pfff"

Arktober day 19
#Arknights #明日方舟 #アークナイツ
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Wrote a poem in the wake of a mental breakdown on the subway and frankly I was kinda cooking with gas. Not sure if I wanna share it here though, the formatting of this website doesn't lend itself well to it
December 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I've been fiddling a bit with concepts for my sona cuz as cute as the opabinia is I wanna incorporate some other concepts and also having to explain what they are every time is tiresome
December 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
There is a chance I was an injured seal in a past life. I will not elaborate
December 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Nobody is ready for the drafts I've been cooking up. Neither am I. Please help
December 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I desperately need to write more yuri but I am not a fast writer and also responsibilities......... Wehhhhh
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I never know what to post on here cuz my tumblr is such a strange place all things considered and it took me like. YEARS to have an original thought on it. Granted that was a whole gender ago so yknow
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Crownslayer chew toy... Million dollar idea
December 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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specter born as one cmsn for @theephemerals.bsky.social !
tysm for letting me draw my favorite sharks
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
WELP after raving reviews (3 of my friends saying it's peak) I have decided embarassment is dead so expect more fics like it in the future
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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platonically jerks u off to completion all over my hand
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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matching ur freak is a beautiful thing but what you really need is someone so down bad for ur freak. captivated and enamoured by ur freak. intrigued and eager to see more of ur freak. supportive of ur freak. gets hard from ur freak, even
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It's up, I'm too nervous to link it but you can find it if you wanna I guess
My friend convinced me not to post my current fic on anon so y'all are about to get some rent-lowering gunshots
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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eye contact etc etc
September 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My friends are sooooooooo awesome and cool and lovely :3
December 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Perfumer Lena's special aromatherapy!

Inspired by Foxwithaknife's "Burning Warm like the Sun" [ archiveofourown.org/works/510655... ]

Weedknights 2/?
September 25, 2024 at 5:46 AM
My friend convinced me not to post my current fic on anon so y'all are about to get some rent-lowering gunshots
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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WELCOME... to cambrian touch tank
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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sketchin the rust off
September 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My friends love giving me awful(great) ideas for fics, and now I have stuff in my drafts I wouldn't be caught dead with. Like any writer worth their salt I guess
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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im so used to tumblr letting me edit posts so if you see me post and delete the same thing 6 times that's why
December 4, 2025 at 10:02 AM