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Caroniver
@caroniver413.bsky.social
Commie Trek Bro. Whonatic. Winchester. Homestuck. Warehouse Agent.

cishet He/Him 24

Safe Space.
Pinned
Wholly necessary
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The nylon masks are... a choice.
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Has anyone ever tried to cancel The Barenaked Ladies for saying they're turned on by Sailor Moon
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I love getting notifications like this with no warning. Fuck yeah I wanna see that.
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Reposted by Caroniver
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Thinking today about a customer who ordered a combo with the Drive Thru AI and specifically said "Medium", but then the Make As Much Money As Possible AI asked if they wanted to upgrade to Large instead and they just said yes???
Are they filming Supersize Me 2. Why did they do that.
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 AM
After the Christmas Special next year they should just end Doctor Who and replace it with Gavan
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Ah, yes. The Timerangers.
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Just almost called out "Nick R." for a customer's order then stopped and really thought about it
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Couldn't stop thinking about Through Heaven's Eyes when I listened to No Place Like Home so I looked up who did the music for The Prince of Egypt and you're not gonna believe this.
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If you're 6' and wanna date someone taller than you you should get into basketball
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If you're 6' and wanna date someone taller than you you should get into basketball
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
They should've had Boq in the crowd for Thank Goodness because hearing Glinda spend like 3 minutes going "I'm so happy (I'm not happy someone save me)" would be a very valid reason for him to think he needs to stop the wedding.
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The Toymaker had a few different tries at the Giggle before he landed on the final version.
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
>Gets gifted VR headset
>Spends next day with crippling migraine
I didn't even USE it, these things are just poisonous.
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It's a good thing Naoto is apparently totally fluent in English because I can imagine most Japanese people would have no idea what to do with this information.
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Man they really did 20 minutes of recap and then cut to a random unrelated fight scene where Sumino debuts Gozyu Unicorn Ryo TegaSword. Damn.
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Ladies and gentlemen: our heroes.
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Telling a "platonic" same-gendered friend that no one can know about our secret visits to each other and then literally putting them in the closet.
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Saw a certain Winkie prince at my work today
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Cossack homophobically glaring at France while he takes a bite of Diane's banana
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Tragically, Wendy's marketing is still very funny
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
How does one do this with their mouth
November 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Oh we can add Poitrine's ending to the list of canon songs.
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
This is the correct response if a child tries to flirt with you
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM