Carolyn Main
@carolynmain.bsky.social
Cartoonist, Writer, Goofball Extraordinaire
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Carolyn Main
@carolynmain.bsky.social
· Jan 25
Does Mc Gruff take bites out of crime because he likes the flavor ?
Pretty sure they hooked up one of our toilets to the hot water. Which, is really bad. Hot Toilet (tm)
October 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Pretty sure they hooked up one of our toilets to the hot water. Which, is really bad. Hot Toilet (tm)
Shirt Brother, i really screwed up.
September 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Shirt Brother, i really screwed up.
You know you hungry where just the hot pan smells good
September 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
You know you hungry where just the hot pan smells good
Ah well. None the less
September 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Ah well. None the less
Gotta say- curing aids is pretty fly for a white guy.
August 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Gotta say- curing aids is pretty fly for a white guy.
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taking a more hardline belief in this with each passing day
July 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
taking a more hardline belief in this with each passing day
Prestamped envelopes are a bigger flex than ever.
June 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Prestamped envelopes are a bigger flex than ever.
They definitely doin’ it.
June 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
They definitely doin’ it.
Just told my husband he is 10$ away from looking like Benjamin Franklin (as part of a disrespectful come on)
May 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Just told my husband he is 10$ away from looking like Benjamin Franklin (as part of a disrespectful come on)
Imagine how painfully politicians would die on poor people health insurance
May 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Imagine how painfully politicians would die on poor people health insurance
Enjoying the primitive chalk vaginal motif on this mother’s day
May 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Enjoying the primitive chalk vaginal motif on this mother’s day
I wish it was polite to say to adults “Lookit how big!!!” Like it is to children.
April 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I wish it was polite to say to adults “Lookit how big!!!” Like it is to children.
Babies love knives
April 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Babies love knives
Dug up a trench. Found a bonus vintage toy car.
April 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Dug up a trench. Found a bonus vintage toy car.
Guess with the save act it’s pretty cool to have kept your name.
April 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Guess with the save act it’s pretty cool to have kept your name.
I’m just saying if Blippy is not a pedophile he would have no job enjoyment
April 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I’m just saying if Blippy is not a pedophile he would have no job enjoyment
A big problem in my life is how they changed the pasta sauce jar I like to drink out of. That was my whole life style.
April 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A big problem in my life is how they changed the pasta sauce jar I like to drink out of. That was my whole life style.
We Didnt Start the Fire but about Piss Sprinkles on the Gas Station Toilet Seat
April 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
We Didnt Start the Fire but about Piss Sprinkles on the Gas Station Toilet Seat
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Channeling my Elvis and making kimchi peanut butter burgers
March 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Channeling my Elvis and making kimchi peanut butter burgers
Is the Pitt about a dish pit
March 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Is the Pitt about a dish pit
Milk crates are the throne of the proletariat.
March 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Milk crates are the throne of the proletariat.
Got a new toilet, disappointed with the wax seal. I like “some leakage.”
March 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Got a new toilet, disappointed with the wax seal. I like “some leakage.”