Seems to come round sooner every year!

I was in a situation where a guy had lost his arm. He had put on a tourniquet and I administered his morphine. We were waiting for his airlift and I said I hope thats not your wanking hand. He replied I don’t need one I know your Mum😂

With a bit of luck we’ll be on the fringes of it.

Visited the maritime museum in Halifax last year, and that was sobering!

And (from Vienna) a Sacher Torte packaged in a wooden box.

I think I’d rather doomscroll

I’m assuming she dissed chip spice.

British. I’d boil the water in the kettle first.

When I started my fine art degree in Northern Ireland a lecturer told us that the number of people solely supporting themselves through their art in Northern Ireland was 2.

It was useful to know and managed expectations.