@caroafc.bsky.social
Met this guy at a bar. He told me he was an Arsenal supporter so it instantly started conversation. Later found out he left a comment on my dating profile. So now I don’t think he was actually an Arsenal fan. Props to you, sir.
August 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Met this guy at a bar. He told me he was an Arsenal supporter so it instantly started conversation. Later found out he left a comment on my dating profile. So now I don’t think he was actually an Arsenal fan. Props to you, sir.
“You’re a romantic, I’m British.”
July 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
“You’re a romantic, I’m British.”
If you’re over 6ft tall you should have to be at the back of concerts. It should be a rule.
June 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If you’re over 6ft tall you should have to be at the back of concerts. It should be a rule.
Canned mushrooms should be banned.
June 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Canned mushrooms should be banned.
Calling it a “birthday weekend” implies that I wouldn’t spend this kind of money on any other weekend.
a man in a red shirt says i deserve a treat on snl
ALT: a man in a red shirt says i deserve a treat on snl
media.tenor.com
June 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Calling it a “birthday weekend” implies that I wouldn’t spend this kind of money on any other weekend.
Met a guy at the bar. Guy spent an hour gushing over his girlfriend and son at the bar. KING behavior and what we all want.
June 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Met a guy at the bar. Guy spent an hour gushing over his girlfriend and son at the bar. KING behavior and what we all want.
Southwest keeps changing my boarding time by one minute. They’ve done this 4 times now.
June 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Southwest keeps changing my boarding time by one minute. They’ve done this 4 times now.
Average Thursday: explaining to my dogs that I know they hate the vacuum but they’re the reason I use it so much.
May 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Average Thursday: explaining to my dogs that I know they hate the vacuum but they’re the reason I use it so much.
Guy next to me is reading the Bible and I’m listening to “Onyx Storm”, same but different?
May 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Guy next to me is reading the Bible and I’m listening to “Onyx Storm”, same but different?
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Listen, it's Katie McCabe's world and we're all just lucky to be in it.
May 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Listen, it's Katie McCabe's world and we're all just lucky to be in it.
I will never understand how Americans eat without a knife. Aren’t you suffering?
May 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I will never understand how Americans eat without a knife. Aren’t you suffering?
Are all Arsenal supporters drunk this casual Wednesday or just my lot?
April 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Are all Arsenal supporters drunk this casual Wednesday or just my lot?
My new PT multiple times during my session- “you’re just so bendy and mobile.”
Yeah, almost like that’s why I’m here. 🙃
Yeah, almost like that’s why I’m here. 🙃
March 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My new PT multiple times during my session- “you’re just so bendy and mobile.”
Yeah, almost like that’s why I’m here. 🙃
Yeah, almost like that’s why I’m here. 🙃
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What is really sad is I trust the Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg with national secrets more than I do anyone in the Trump administration.
March 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
What is really sad is I trust the Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg with national secrets more than I do anyone in the Trump administration.
Watching Copeland and Anberlin so I’m reminiscing about Cornerstone 2007 and feeling old AF.
March 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Watching Copeland and Anberlin so I’m reminiscing about Cornerstone 2007 and feeling old AF.
My power was meant to be back on over 2 hours ago. Guess I live at my local bar now.
March 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
My power was meant to be back on over 2 hours ago. Guess I live at my local bar now.
When a guy asks me for my number so I hit him with the “God’s not real.”
March 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
When a guy asks me for my number so I hit him with the “God’s not real.”
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The number of kids, elderly folks, chronically ill, and folks who live in abject poverty who will be ruined by this will be epic. Healthcare costs can ruin the rich. What happens when little kids cannot see a doctor?
Every House Republican just voted to defund Medicaid. Reminder: there are no moderate Republicans in Congress, and stop pretending there are.
February 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The number of kids, elderly folks, chronically ill, and folks who live in abject poverty who will be ruined by this will be epic. Healthcare costs can ruin the rich. What happens when little kids cannot see a doctor?
Beer fests give me hope that winter is almost over.
February 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Beer fests give me hope that winter is almost over.
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A story told in two parts 😂
February 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
A story told in two parts 😂
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Suspect Erling Haaland may now be aware of who Myles Lewis-Skelly is
3-1, Lewis-Skelly with the most incredible goal and then Haaland's celebration!
February 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Suspect Erling Haaland may now be aware of who Myles Lewis-Skelly is
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Reporter: I’m trying to figure out how you can come to the conclusion that diversity had something to do with this crash?
Trump: Because I have common sense and unfortunately a lot of people don’t
Trump: Because I have common sense and unfortunately a lot of people don’t
January 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Reporter: I’m trying to figure out how you can come to the conclusion that diversity had something to do with this crash?
Trump: Because I have common sense and unfortunately a lot of people don’t
Trump: Because I have common sense and unfortunately a lot of people don’t
I’m watching the second season of the American “Traitors” and having a hard time telling everyone apart. Reality stars all look the same.
January 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’m watching the second season of the American “Traitors” and having a hard time telling everyone apart. Reality stars all look the same.