Carly Fisher
@carlyafisher.bsky.social
Here for a good time 🥬 JBF nominated writer & author of “Easy Weekend Getaways in the Hudson Valley & Catskills”
Substack 💌 Pipe Dreams by The Weed Witch
Substack 💌 Pipe Dreams by The Weed Witch
Of all the automated birthday emails I have gotten today, my gynecologist reminding me to schedule that mammogram and my dermatologist suggesting I indulge in “an extra piece of low glycemic-index cake” is really underscoring that this is 40.
February 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Of all the automated birthday emails I have gotten today, my gynecologist reminding me to schedule that mammogram and my dermatologist suggesting I indulge in “an extra piece of low glycemic-index cake” is really underscoring that this is 40.
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“Meg Ryan provides cumspiration for Syd Sweeney at Katz’s, also Billy is there, AND MAY I REMIND YOU our product STRONGLY resembles jizz.” - me in the pitch meeting for that mayo commercial
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“Meg Ryan provides cumspiration for Syd Sweeney at Katz’s, also Billy is there, AND MAY I REMIND YOU our product STRONGLY resembles jizz.” - me in the pitch meeting for that mayo commercial
Art is everywhere in New York City
February 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Art is everywhere in New York City
“AI-driven chaos” sounds like an Elon investment.
February 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
“AI-driven chaos” sounds like an Elon investment.
The vibe on Bluesky definitely feels like the volume turned way down and I like that a lot
February 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The vibe on Bluesky definitely feels like the volume turned way down and I like that a lot
Gangs of New York
February 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Gangs of New York
Hi, if you are an editor or manage a content program, you are in a position to reject this dehumanizing erasure of trans and queer people with very little lift required on your end: don’t change your style guides. Use the LGBT or LGBTQ+ or go completely wild: LGBTQIA+ LGBTQIA2S+.
February 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Hi, if you are an editor or manage a content program, you are in a position to reject this dehumanizing erasure of trans and queer people with very little lift required on your end: don’t change your style guides. Use the LGBT or LGBTQ+ or go completely wild: LGBTQIA+ LGBTQIA2S+.
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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."
he is accepted immediately.
he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
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What happens when one begins to refer to herself as a “writer?”
Writers, Writers, Everywhere
The protagonist in every movie I’ve seen this month has been a struggling writer of some sort.
www.newyorker.com
January 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
What happens when one begins to refer to herself as a “writer?”
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Are eggs cheaper yet?
January 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Are eggs cheaper yet?
I thought we all understood when we saw “A Day Without a Mexican” two decades ago that our country isn’t better off without them.
January 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I thought we all understood when we saw “A Day Without a Mexican” two decades ago that our country isn’t better off without them.
The Onion has more editorial integrity than the majority of mainstream media right now
Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.
January 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The Onion has more editorial integrity than the majority of mainstream media right now
Wait… did he just…rename the Gulf of Mexico?
Interior Department Says Gulf of Mexico Is Now ‘Gulf of America’
Trump also renamed Denali, North America’s tallest peak, as Mount McKinley, despite objections from Alaska’s senators.
www.nytimes.com
January 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Wait… did he just…rename the Gulf of Mexico?
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DEI is a GOOD thing - diversity, equity and inclusion are what we should all be working toward .
January 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
DEI is a GOOD thing - diversity, equity and inclusion are what we should all be working toward .
Get ready: the next 4 years on social media are going to be rotisserie chicken content
January 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Get ready: the next 4 years on social media are going to be rotisserie chicken content
Good news: I made the rotisserie chicken.
January 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Good news: I made the rotisserie chicken.
It’s too bad there aren’t any rotisserie chicken lovers out there. I thought this was why the internet was created.
January 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It’s too bad there aren’t any rotisserie chicken lovers out there. I thought this was why the internet was created.
Algorithm, please connect me with people who will send me a solid rotisserie chicken recipe. #rotisseriechicken
January 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Algorithm, please connect me with people who will send me a solid rotisserie chicken recipe. #rotisseriechicken
I wonder how much dispensaries are making today
January 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I wonder how much dispensaries are making today
Post-TikTok world
January 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Post-TikTok world
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It really is such masculine energy to blame things on a woman who no longer works at the company www.nytimes.com/2025/01/16/u...
January 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It really is such masculine energy to blame things on a woman who no longer works at the company www.nytimes.com/2025/01/16/u...
Stunned. I was just rewatching Mulholland Drive last night and thinking about his weather reports. We’re so lucky to have had him. RIP. #DavidLynch
January 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Stunned. I was just rewatching Mulholland Drive last night and thinking about his weather reports. We’re so lucky to have had him. RIP. #DavidLynch