I have the concepts
Of the plan
To replace Obamacare

And which you were probably
Hoping I'd have already written

Forgive me
I have so many indictments
And Bibles to sell

the thing about the Phillies is that if a fracas breaks out on the field there WILL be a relief pitcher out there in a tank top with his hair in a bun looking like a fed-up mom whose rowdy sons are tussling in the inflatable pool