Carlon Carpenter
@carloncarpenter.bsky.social
Lead Performance Analyst @ Manchester United Women. I do other things too, but not very well.
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Fulcrum Angles now! I’ve moved on.
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Fulcrum Angles now! I’ve moved on.
West Ham fittingly in an L
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
West Ham fittingly in an L
I’ve heard good things! Driving back to Houston from Austin so I’ll get started on that!
November 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I’ve heard good things! Driving back to Houston from Austin so I’ll get started on that!
Important questions
November 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Important questions
Now we’re talking.
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Now we’re talking.
StatsBomb? Who are they?
*Extremely Milk Marketing Board accent*
*Extremely Milk Marketing Board accent*
October 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
StatsBomb? Who are they?
*Extremely Milk Marketing Board accent*
*Extremely Milk Marketing Board accent*
yeah, makes it seem that it's humanly impossible.
October 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
yeah, makes it seem that it's humanly impossible.
All the best teams that look to build with the ball have CBs that "close" their bodies to play inside as the first option before opening to play around if required.
Right footers (if on the left) have to shift it across their body to do the latter.
Right footers (if on the left) have to shift it across their body to do the latter.
October 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
All the best teams that look to build with the ball have CBs that "close" their bodies to play inside as the first option before opening to play around if required.
Right footers (if on the left) have to shift it across their body to do the latter.
Right footers (if on the left) have to shift it across their body to do the latter.
I think the *broader* takeaway is that it's easier to be centrally orientated as a left footer on the left than it is for a right footer (body shape will be naturally poised that way, etc.) - Therefore the # of options are more normally present.
Plenty of ways to close yourself off if left footed!
Plenty of ways to close yourself off if left footed!
October 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I think the *broader* takeaway is that it's easier to be centrally orientated as a left footer on the left than it is for a right footer (body shape will be naturally poised that way, etc.) - Therefore the # of options are more normally present.
Plenty of ways to close yourself off if left footed!
Plenty of ways to close yourself off if left footed!
Still: Depression.
October 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Still: Depression.