Carlon Carpenter
@carloncarpenter.bsky.social
Lead Performance Analyst @ Manchester United Women. I do other things too, but not very well.
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Really missed a trick not renaming it the "Hudl Huddle"
Announced: The #HudlPerformanceInsights 2025 livestream schedule
We want to make the event accessible to the wider community, so we'll be streaming some of the talks on Friday live from Fulham Pier
We'll share the stream link on Friday morning prior to the event
We want to make the event accessible to the wider community, so we'll be streaming some of the talks on Friday live from Fulham Pier
We'll share the stream link on Friday morning prior to the event
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Really missed a trick not renaming it the "Hudl Huddle"
We take those.
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
We take those.
Oh my flight to Manchester via Amsterdam and I’m watching Blade back to back.
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Oh my flight to Manchester via Amsterdam and I’m watching Blade back to back.
On Monday I will be driving from Houston to my parents house for two days to drop off my car before I leave:
What are your longform podcast suggestions (not sports related) to make me not want to k*ll myself on the road?
What are your longform podcast suggestions (not sports related) to make me not want to k*ll myself on the road?
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
On Monday I will be driving from Houston to my parents house for two days to drop off my car before I leave:
What are your longform podcast suggestions (not sports related) to make me not want to k*ll myself on the road?
What are your longform podcast suggestions (not sports related) to make me not want to k*ll myself on the road?
Reposted by Carlon Carpenter
We're expanding the Club Brugge Football Data Science team. As our Football Data Scientist, you'll work with one of the most advanced analytics infrastructures in football to help management, scouting, and analysis staff turn data into better decisions.
jobs.clubbrugge.be/en/football-data-scientist
jobs.clubbrugge.be/en/football-data-scientist
Football Data Scientist at Club Brugge
As a Football Data Scientist, you will be responsible for researching and developing advanced models and metrics for analyzing player and team performances and evaluating potential acquisitions for Cl...
jobs.clubbrugge.be
October 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
We're expanding the Club Brugge Football Data Science team. As our Football Data Scientist, you'll work with one of the most advanced analytics infrastructures in football to help management, scouting, and analysis staff turn data into better decisions.
jobs.clubbrugge.be/en/football-data-scientist
jobs.clubbrugge.be/en/football-data-scientist
Squirrel patrol.
October 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Squirrel patrol.
Very proud to share that I’ll soon be starting a new chapter as Lead Performance Analyst with Manchester United Women.
Extremely honored to be a part of an iconic club and excited to contribute to such a fantastic set of players and staff.
Can’t wait to get going! 🔴⚫️⚽️👨🏼💻
Extremely honored to be a part of an iconic club and excited to contribute to such a fantastic set of players and staff.
Can’t wait to get going! 🔴⚫️⚽️👨🏼💻
October 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Very proud to share that I’ll soon be starting a new chapter as Lead Performance Analyst with Manchester United Women.
Extremely honored to be a part of an iconic club and excited to contribute to such a fantastic set of players and staff.
Can’t wait to get going! 🔴⚫️⚽️👨🏼💻
Extremely honored to be a part of an iconic club and excited to contribute to such a fantastic set of players and staff.
Can’t wait to get going! 🔴⚫️⚽️👨🏼💻
Some personal news - last night’s match was my last with the Houston Dynamo.
Forever thankful to the players & staff I worked alongside for the past 3 years: I learned so much from each & every one + experienced some moments I will cherish forever.
Excited for what's next! 🔜
Forever thankful to the players & staff I worked alongside for the past 3 years: I learned so much from each & every one + experienced some moments I will cherish forever.
Excited for what's next! 🔜
October 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Some personal news - last night’s match was my last with the Houston Dynamo.
Forever thankful to the players & staff I worked alongside for the past 3 years: I learned so much from each & every one + experienced some moments I will cherish forever.
Excited for what's next! 🔜
Forever thankful to the players & staff I worked alongside for the past 3 years: I learned so much from each & every one + experienced some moments I will cherish forever.
Excited for what's next! 🔜
I cant even be mad that my Brewers are about to get swept. This Dodgers team is the best thing i've ever seen.
October 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I cant even be mad that my Brewers are about to get swept. This Dodgers team is the best thing i've ever seen.
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Joining forces to transform the game 🤝
Bringing Apple products to the Barclays Women’s Super League and Barclays Women’s Super League 2
Bringing Apple products to the Barclays Women’s Super League and Barclays Women’s Super League 2
October 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Good morning.
October 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Good morning.
Took a Nyquill last night and I still feel like I’m levitating 15 hours later.
October 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Took a Nyquill last night and I still feel like I’m levitating 15 hours later.
📍- Nashville
September 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
📍- Nashville
Is there a way to merge two WhatsApp accounts together?
For reasons to be revealed soon, I want to change my current US account back over to my old UK number, but the SIM card I had is no longer active and doesn’t take calls.
For reasons to be revealed soon, I want to change my current US account back over to my old UK number, but the SIM card I had is no longer active and doesn’t take calls.
September 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Is there a way to merge two WhatsApp accounts together?
For reasons to be revealed soon, I want to change my current US account back over to my old UK number, but the SIM card I had is no longer active and doesn’t take calls.
For reasons to be revealed soon, I want to change my current US account back over to my old UK number, but the SIM card I had is no longer active and doesn’t take calls.
The big guy is enjoying his day out.
September 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The big guy is enjoying his day out.
