Carlon Carpenter
@carloncarpenter.bsky.social
Lead Performance Analyst @ Manchester United Women. I do other things too, but not very well.
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I'm Simon Hooper, and this is Jackass
January 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I'm Simon Hooper, and this is Jackass
Hell yeah
January 29, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Hell yeah
Real Madrid lost to a type of tuna
January 14, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Real Madrid lost to a type of tuna
Sometimes I think I’m a normal bloke, but then I realise that I decided to go to bed early on NYE so I could feel fresh enough to go to Oldham Athletic v Chesterfield today.
January 1, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Sometimes I think I’m a normal bloke, but then I realise that I decided to go to bed early on NYE so I could feel fresh enough to go to Oldham Athletic v Chesterfield today.
Here’s to more in 2026!
December 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Here’s to more in 2026!
Headed to Milan for 3 days for some football and coffee.
Outside of the obvious sights to see - Any other suggestions?!
Outside of the obvious sights to see - Any other suggestions?!
December 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Headed to Milan for 3 days for some football and coffee.
Outside of the obvious sights to see - Any other suggestions?!
Outside of the obvious sights to see - Any other suggestions?!
Merry Christmas! 🎄 🏃♂️
December 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Merry Christmas! 🎄 🏃♂️
Spending my first ever Christmas alone, which I'll admit, is a bit harder than I thought it would be, so I am spending my time playing Medieval Total War 2 and drinking a few pints.
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Spending my first ever Christmas alone, which I'll admit, is a bit harder than I thought it would be, so I am spending my time playing Medieval Total War 2 and drinking a few pints.
I’m in Selfridges in the Arndale Centre
December 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I’m in Selfridges in the Arndale Centre
One of the worst days in my life, but nevertheless we keep persevering
December 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
One of the worst days in my life, but nevertheless we keep persevering
Walking home from work after 3:30PM
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Walking home from work after 3:30PM
Man, Pep really hates FC Dallas (relatable)
Pep Guardiola pulled a cameraman in for a chat after full time at St. James’ Park 🗣️🎥
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Man, Pep really hates FC Dallas (relatable)
Looking at the MLS schedule release and feeling a huge sense of relief I don’t have to go to Gillette Stadium ever again.
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Looking at the MLS schedule release and feeling a huge sense of relief I don’t have to go to Gillette Stadium ever again.
Matchday in Wolfsburg 👊🏻🔴⚫️
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Matchday in Wolfsburg 👊🏻🔴⚫️
Really missed a trick not renaming it the "Hudl Huddle"
Announced: The #HudlPerformanceInsights 2025 livestream schedule
We want to make the event accessible to the wider community, so we'll be streaming some of the talks on Friday live from Fulham Pier
We'll share the stream link on Friday morning prior to the event
We want to make the event accessible to the wider community, so we'll be streaming some of the talks on Friday live from Fulham Pier
We'll share the stream link on Friday morning prior to the event
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Really missed a trick not renaming it the "Hudl Huddle"
We take those.
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
We take those.
