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Carl Bateman
@carlbateman.bsky.social
Creative Coder for hire--mostly web stuff.
ex IBM
https://carlbateman.com/webgl/
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We're starting our Black Friday sale early! Every order gets a free "tell your dog i said hi" sticker AND if you buy any hoodie or crewneck, you'll also get a free shirt of your choice. Shop now through the link below!

www.weratedogs.com/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=bf-sale
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Oups!
Fête de merde de Schrödinger!
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Schrödinger's fête de merde.
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Correction: to write 𝗯𝗮𝗱𝗹𝘆.
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Case in point:
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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They want to live under Sharia law whilst being paid to tell everyone that London has Sharia law
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
WTF?!? Cats can talk now???
When did that happen?
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Rape culture

“Rape Culture is an environment in which rape is prevalent and in which sexual violence is normalized and excused in the media and popular culture.”
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"We have legitimate concerns."
"What legitimate concerns?"
"𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐬."
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM