Old man yells at clouds
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Old man yells at clouds
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Baddest motherfucker in Tunbridge Wells

Was Perry Groves many years ago (not the football one)
I Could Give You All That You Don’t Want by The Twilight Sad.

Also Last Summer, I Became The Invisible Boy.

And And She Would Darken The Memory.

The Twilight Sad write some fucking great songs with long titles
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.

Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?

Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 11:19 AM
“You could see what his game plan was”. Yeah, and you could see it was fucking stupid.

At least Merse is telling some truths here.
February 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Has anyone told Gary Neville that Chelsea actually have to score, and Arsenal don’t?
February 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Leeds fans deserve that for being the biggest bunch of whiny pricks since peak era Man U fans
January 31, 2026 at 3:40 PM
What surprises me in the reactions to this is people’s lack of understanding of what certain industries are like.
In tech, VC’s in the late nineties would drive around at the weekend to see which companies had full car parks. As for banking, see epicureandealmaker.blogspot.com/2014/11/regr...
January 29, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Wait if Havertz was ok to start this match then maybe, just maybe, he would have been ok as a sub on Sunday? #arskai
January 28, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Well, Lewis-Skelly looks exceedingly happy to be there #arskal
January 28, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Back in 2016 I would tell people that the EU was the only thing that was keeping the U.K. going as a fully functioning state; partly because of the business benefits, and partly because it outsourced a lot of the dull but necessary stuff of running a modern state.

Without it, we’re fucked.
It's not "Labour psychodrama"; it's "established political class in freefall regardless of rosette colour because EU membership was a load-bearing aspect of modern Britain and it's impossible to square this financial and cultural circle."
January 26, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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The US granted visas to Jews but only allowed 30,000 in from Germany a year. You had to wait for your number to come up.

Meet Robert Smallbones. An unassuming British diplomat who 'hacked' this system so effectively (saving 48 THOUSAND Jews) the UK government kept his scheme secret for decades /1 🧵
January 21, 2026 at 12:52 PM
I’m old enough to remember when Mansun were the future of rock music and also old enough to forget how shit they were

#totp
January 16, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Since this Galaxy began, vast civilizations have risen and fallen, risen and fallen, risen and fallen so often that it's quite tempting to think that life in the Galaxy must be: (a) something akin to seasick — space-sick, time sick, history sick or some such thing, and (b) stupid.
January 15, 2026 at 6:59 PM
See, it’s easy for VAR to make a decision when neither team involved is owned by a petro-state that bribes referees by paying them to referee matches in their country.
January 14, 2026 at 8:10 PM
A friend of mine rides horses and told me once she spends the entire time having to convince the horse that no, that car is not scary, no, that stick is not scary, and that no, the sky is not scary.
January 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Joelinton praying at the start of the second half “Please Lord, give the referee temporary blindness when I plant my foot on the ankle of an opposing player during yet another late tackle”

#newmanc
January 13, 2026 at 9:05 PM
“See it, say it, sorted”
January 6, 2026 at 11:10 AM
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“I’m still angry about LOST”
January 6, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Gotta love how Van Dijk can run and elbow someone in the head and get away without a card because he plays for Liverpool
January 1, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
It’s not volleyball mate #evears
December 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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blep
December 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
This screenshot sums up some of what is wrong with modern technology.

Apple Weather says simultaneously that it’s about to rain, yet says the chance of rain is 0%.

No basic checking of what you’re giving to the customer

And no, AI won’t help. Basic programming skills will.
December 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
There are also plenty of Poles who came in the 40’s who will talk about being turned down for jobs, being abused by the locals, and seeing signs on boarding houses reading ‘No Irish, No Poles’.

Yes, most built good lives here but it’s a myth to pretend that it was all rosy.
The Labour Government did the right thing and the 1947 Polish Resettlement Act granted economic support for these refugees and gave them the right to work- while offering a right to citizenship.

They quickly integrated into the UK & it showed how to work to integrate new arrivals.
December 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
If you ‘can’t imagine’ what every single parent has done since the dawn of humanity then you’re either a total fucking idiot or are assuming there are enough idiots around to give you money.

Sadly, I’m pretty sure it’s the latter and more sadly, he’s right.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
“Mate you’ve got the quickest car, make sure you win a bunch of world championships before everyone realises you aren’t as good as they think you are”
December 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM