Sober = cool trendy mysterious
Sober and no caffeine = loserloserloserloserloserloser
Sober and no caffeine = loserloserloserloserloserloser
September 20, 2023 at 2:52 PM
Sober = cool trendy mysterious
Sober and no caffeine = loserloserloserloserloserloser
Sober and no caffeine = loserloserloserloserloserloser
Day two on bluesky still just talking to myself but tbh I love it is this what it feels like to be institutionalized?
September 15, 2023 at 4:19 AM
Day two on bluesky still just talking to myself but tbh I love it is this what it feels like to be institutionalized?
They told me I could be anything I wanted. So now here I am. A schmuk
September 15, 2023 at 4:18 AM
They told me I could be anything I wanted. So now here I am. A schmuk
Actually it does a whole lot if you’re trying to pretend to have an anxiety disorder
the FDA has finally noticed what I've been saying for years: phenylephrine doesn't fucking do anything.
apnews.com/article/suda...
apnews.com/article/suda...
Popular nasal decongestant doesn't actually relieve congestion, FDA advisers say
Government advisers say the leading decongestant used by millions of Americans to treat nasal congestion doesn't actually work.
apnews.com
September 13, 2023 at 12:17 AM
Actually it does a whole lot if you’re trying to pretend to have an anxiety disorder
Ultralight backpackers have wet dreams about this sort of thing.
September 13, 2023 at 12:16 AM
Ultralight backpackers have wet dreams about this sort of thing.
Consider meth. Consider yoga. These things are not the same.
September 13, 2023 at 12:12 AM
Consider meth. Consider yoga. These things are not the same.
Cramming for a test tomorrow
(choreographing ke$a’s hit song “Tik Tok” in my bathroom to prepare for kareoke)
(choreographing ke$a’s hit song “Tik Tok” in my bathroom to prepare for kareoke)
September 13, 2023 at 12:10 AM
Cramming for a test tomorrow
(choreographing ke$a’s hit song “Tik Tok” in my bathroom to prepare for kareoke)
(choreographing ke$a’s hit song “Tik Tok” in my bathroom to prepare for kareoke)
No no you’re wrong it’s nice to gaslight people
September 13, 2023 at 12:09 AM
No no you’re wrong it’s nice to gaslight people
Gaslighting is a nice thing to do:)
September 13, 2023 at 12:09 AM
Gaslighting is a nice thing to do:)
“taller than cate blanchett” is the only cred I need. I fuck.
September 13, 2023 at 12:08 AM
“taller than cate blanchett” is the only cred I need. I fuck.
Every day I wake,
It begins the same:
The sound of seven nation armies
Playing in my brain.
It begins the same:
The sound of seven nation armies
Playing in my brain.
September 13, 2023 at 12:08 AM
Every day I wake,
It begins the same:
The sound of seven nation armies
Playing in my brain.
It begins the same:
The sound of seven nation armies
Playing in my brain.
Get the kids a sitter you’re a lesbian tonight.
September 13, 2023 at 12:07 AM
Get the kids a sitter you’re a lesbian tonight.
Knuckle tat idea H U G E B O O B
September 13, 2023 at 12:05 AM
Knuckle tat idea H U G E B O O B
If = booty call ghosts me
Then = get invited to their exes bday party
Then = get invited to their exes bday party
September 13, 2023 at 12:04 AM
If = booty call ghosts me
Then = get invited to their exes bday party
Then = get invited to their exes bday party
If u have a grad degree and a kitchen aid mixer I will eat you and steal your applicences
September 13, 2023 at 12:03 AM
If u have a grad degree and a kitchen aid mixer I will eat you and steal your applicences
I love how low pressure this is I feel like I’m in an empty box
September 13, 2023 at 12:02 AM
I love how low pressure this is I feel like I’m in an empty box
My fursona is a rooster named mariel and mariel is abt to FUCK SHIT UP
September 13, 2023 at 12:02 AM
My fursona is a rooster named mariel and mariel is abt to FUCK SHIT UP
It’s me
September 12, 2023 at 11:58 PM
It’s me