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Carissa White
@carissawhite.bsky.social
I cry a lot but I am so productive ✨
31 | Cats | Cloud Engineer | Pop Punk Trash
📍 MKE, Wisconsin

ig: @carissamroberts
https://www.discogs.com/user/highfreakingfive
“I can’t drown my demons — they’re on Microsoft Teams” or whatever Bring Me the Horizon said.
August 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
How do we bully Nintendo into giving us costumes for Cow?
June 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I am the eggman. They are the eggman. I am the walrus.
April 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Somebody accidentally put a write quit in the #Target automated email code or what? #ProgrammingProblems
February 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Me at 13: Playing Animal Crossing and wearing a Green Day shirt

Me at 30: Playing Animal Crossing and wearing a Green Day shirt
February 2, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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BIRD ANTHEM
February 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I should make a blanket fort and take my Teams calls there. Pretty sure my coworkers wouldn’t be surprised.
January 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If I was a food I’d be fajitas because I’m loud & obnoxious, and I cause a scene when I enter a room.
January 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
My handsome orange boy
January 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Idk starting to think having a poster of Kurt Cobain with the quote “I hate myself and I want to die” on the wall of my childhood bedroom was probably the wrong motivational message
January 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Someone plz take down my Christmas tree. Thx
January 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
How to test your marriage: play CupHead or Overcooked.
January 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Monday Morning Mood™️
Stardew Valley OST - Spirit's Eve Festival
YouTube video by Lewie G
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September 16, 2024 at 2:03 PM
-16 degrees (F) won’t keep me away from my cold brew.
January 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I hope there will be a new Zelda game on Switch2
January 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“We’re just girls! Of course Eevee is our favorite Pokemon.” - My cat Evie and I
January 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Who do I have to talk to for a Punk Goes Pop Vol. 8?
January 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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I think what the world needs is a pop punk Just Dance
January 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I’m a proud supporter of the Oxford Comma
January 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM