Noah
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27; he/they; Crammy award winning artist
*licking the leftover brownie batter* ahhh just like mom used to allow
December 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
*licking the leftover brownie batter* ahhh just like mom used to allow
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
I can do a pretty spot on impression of the French narrator from SpongeBob and it makes Abby giggle every time it’s so cute
October 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I can do a pretty spot on impression of the French narrator from SpongeBob and it makes Abby giggle every time it’s so cute
Adrianne Lenker is a generational songwriter and a better guitarist then I could ever hope to be
October 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Adrianne Lenker is a generational songwriter and a better guitarist then I could ever hope to be
I'm not skipping breakfast, I'm just saving room for brunch
October 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'm not skipping breakfast, I'm just saving room for brunch
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ezra klein is an articulate idiot
October 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
ezra klein is an articulate idiot
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Friendly reminder that I block people who post some variant of "it won't matter because nothing matters" on sight. Not even because they're wrong, but because I find this habit of saying the most tedious and predictable thing as if that makes you an edgy truth teller incredibly grating.
September 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Friendly reminder that I block people who post some variant of "it won't matter because nothing matters" on sight. Not even because they're wrong, but because I find this habit of saying the most tedious and predictable thing as if that makes you an edgy truth teller incredibly grating.
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it’s a beautiful day to shut the fuck up
September 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
it’s a beautiful day to shut the fuck up
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I used to say this all of the time on Twitter, but I dunno if I posted it here yet so here’s goes:
Some of y’all need a groupchat real bad
Some of y’all need a groupchat real bad
September 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I used to say this all of the time on Twitter, but I dunno if I posted it here yet so here’s goes:
Some of y’all need a groupchat real bad
Some of y’all need a groupchat real bad
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i think every democrat who does a cable news hit should start calling trump the pedophile president
September 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
i think every democrat who does a cable news hit should start calling trump the pedophile president
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A video on the hate campaign against Ms. Rachel for being pro-Palestinian children, but really a video about right-wing attacks on children's early education, but really a video about the importance of emotional literacy. Fantastic watch
August 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
A video on the hate campaign against Ms. Rachel for being pro-Palestinian children, but really a video about right-wing attacks on children's early education, but really a video about the importance of emotional literacy. Fantastic watch
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Feeling ground down by the fascism, sure, but also by the bombardment of tendentious propaganda. Jeans for white titties. The "performative male" thing, a clear psyop by the laziest intern at the Heritage Foundation. In 7 months the only acceptable attire will be a t-shirt with a big handgun on it.
August 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Feeling ground down by the fascism, sure, but also by the bombardment of tendentious propaganda. Jeans for white titties. The "performative male" thing, a clear psyop by the laziest intern at the Heritage Foundation. In 7 months the only acceptable attire will be a t-shirt with a big handgun on it.
@aabria.bsky.social I’m sorry but this is THEE Suvi song. I mean it’s literally called “Task” you can’t get better than that.
youtu.be/3ii5Vj94m6g?...
youtu.be/3ii5Vj94m6g?...
Great Grandpa - Task (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by GreatGrandpaVEVO
youtu.be
August 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
@aabria.bsky.social I’m sorry but this is THEE Suvi song. I mean it’s literally called “Task” you can’t get better than that.
youtu.be/3ii5Vj94m6g?...
youtu.be/3ii5Vj94m6g?...
I would look so good with Gale’s Wizardly up-do
May 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I would look so good with Gale’s Wizardly up-do
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this is such good news. i think it is also an opportunity for democrats to state forthrightly that when they win power again everyone responsible for this crime will be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law and will face the american people to answer for their lawlessness
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
April 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
this is such good news. i think it is also an opportunity for democrats to state forthrightly that when they win power again everyone responsible for this crime will be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law and will face the american people to answer for their lawlessness
By now #survivor should have a list of everyone’s names in the voting booth. 48 seasons and people are still spelling all over the place. Just put a little scroll in there or something.
April 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
By now #survivor should have a list of everyone’s names in the voting booth. 48 seasons and people are still spelling all over the place. Just put a little scroll in there or something.
A black mirror episode where a couple starts an OF account but it’s just them being a healthy couple and subscribers tip for compliments and like having honest conversations and shit
April 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A black mirror episode where a couple starts an OF account but it’s just them being a healthy couple and subscribers tip for compliments and like having honest conversations and shit
If your kids hate you because you couldn’t get them a switch 2 after the president you voted for ruined the entire global economy, that is squarely your fault and I’ll be their new dad.
April 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If your kids hate you because you couldn’t get them a switch 2 after the president you voted for ruined the entire global economy, that is squarely your fault and I’ll be their new dad.
My head-canon is that this exists solely to counteract the deluge of "songs that would kill Prince Philip on the spot" playlists.
March 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My head-canon is that this exists solely to counteract the deluge of "songs that would kill Prince Philip on the spot" playlists.
I feel like I’m the only one who is “intermediate” with chopsticks. Everyone else is either an expert or terrible.
February 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I feel like I’m the only one who is “intermediate” with chopsticks. Everyone else is either an expert or terrible.
I’ve yet to see someone criticize Chappell Roan in good faith. It always contains either misogyny, homophobia, straw-manning or all three.
February 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I’ve yet to see someone criticize Chappell Roan in good faith. It always contains either misogyny, homophobia, straw-manning or all three.
Reading is so fucking cool like you can just do that shit
February 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Reading is so fucking cool like you can just do that shit
I’m no expert but one thing democrats could do right now to improve their midterm chances is delete Rachel Platten’s Fight Song from existence
February 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I’m no expert but one thing democrats could do right now to improve their midterm chances is delete Rachel Platten’s Fight Song from existence