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ratboy the stink
@carefultheresbones.com
a skeleton made of chicken salt | call THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY for surreal stories & audio-zines that'll leave ink in ur ears x

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WELCOME TO THE NEW STINK; THE BONE ZONE HALF HOUR - NIPPING AT YOUR CHEEKS ONCE A MONTH LIKE THE GHOST OF A FLEA!

TWO STORIES AND A JOKE IN THIS ONE, AREN'T YOU A LUCKY LITTLE GUY?

IF YOU LIKE THIS, SEND MY REGARDS TO YOUR MAMA AND THEN SEND ME MONEY ON PATREON.COM/SBDA 

STAY SAFE, OR DON'T! x
December 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
NEW SHOW OUT NOW!

Private Detective Frank Uture stepped out from behind his privacy screen with a bloody mouth and tremors in his steps like they’d installed all his bones upside down and the wrong way around.

TWO STORIES AND A JOKE IN THIS ONE, AREN'T YOU A LUCKY LITTLE GUY?

STAY SAFE, OR DON'T!
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
NEW SHOW COMING THIS SUNDAY! BE THERE OR BE AWARE (THAT YOU'VE LET ME AND YOUR MOTHER DOWN BIG TIME, SON)

Private Detective Frank Uture can see the future and, in that future, you are goin' to jail, big boy!
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
whaTS THAT? is it the dulcet tones of an audiozine being uploaded ON TIME??? for the first time in FIVE YEARS??

thats right!! THE BONE ZONE HALLOWE'EN HALF HOUR will go live on the date in its name for once!!!

or listen now on patreon.com/sbda
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM