ratboy the stink
@carefultheresbones.com
a skeleton made of chicken salt | call THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY for surreal stories & audio-zines that'll leave ink in ur ears x
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ratboy the stink
@carefultheresbones.com
· Nov 14
this is THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY digging a trench in the digital landscape & redirecting a hand-churned slurry of art & stories north towards the parched tongue of ur mind.
we are working very hard to publish things that are as good as, if not better than, going to work every morning x
we are working very hard to publish things that are as good as, if not better than, going to work every morning x
david hayter showing up in record of ragnarok was a nice surprise
December 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
david hayter showing up in record of ragnarok was a nice surprise
of the moon
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2025
yellow and blue make my brain into stew
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2025
yellow and blue make my brain into stew
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
of the moon
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2025
yellow and blue make my brain into stew
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2025
yellow and blue make my brain into stew
you know what they say: you catch more flies with honey than you do by yelling at them over the phone about a menu you saw once and only really half remember
December 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
you know what they say: you catch more flies with honey than you do by yelling at them over the phone about a menu you saw once and only really half remember
CHANGE YOUR LIFESTYLE
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2025
a lesson to be learned
digital collage
2025
a lesson to be learned
December 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
CHANGE YOUR LIFESTYLE
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2025
a lesson to be learned
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a lesson to be learned
sundown and sunrise
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2025
digital collage
2025
December 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
sundown and sunrise
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2025
digital collage
2025
long gone are the days when a man could unheckled through a crowded shopping centre with 34 pints of milk in his arms
December 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
long gone are the days when a man could unheckled through a crowded shopping centre with 34 pints of milk in his arms
FIGHT THE PERIL
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2025
good advice from the bugs in the earth, chewing leaves and making muck.
digital collage
2025
good advice from the bugs in the earth, chewing leaves and making muck.
December 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
FIGHT THE PERIL
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2025
good advice from the bugs in the earth, chewing leaves and making muck.
digital collage
2025
good advice from the bugs in the earth, chewing leaves and making muck.
FORBIDDEN TO LEAVE
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2025
floats in the middle of the scratched river directing me towards the latter half of what remains instead of the all-consuming everything else. blinks without eyelids, crushing itself in the middle 16x a minute. very noticeable body language. bad liar.
digital collage
2025
floats in the middle of the scratched river directing me towards the latter half of what remains instead of the all-consuming everything else. blinks without eyelids, crushing itself in the middle 16x a minute. very noticeable body language. bad liar.
December 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
FORBIDDEN TO LEAVE
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2025
floats in the middle of the scratched river directing me towards the latter half of what remains instead of the all-consuming everything else. blinks without eyelids, crushing itself in the middle 16x a minute. very noticeable body language. bad liar.
digital collage
2025
floats in the middle of the scratched river directing me towards the latter half of what remains instead of the all-consuming everything else. blinks without eyelids, crushing itself in the middle 16x a minute. very noticeable body language. bad liar.
off to take a long walk on a short pier (though, regardless of the length of either variable, the former will presumably end before latter does)
December 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
off to take a long walk on a short pier (though, regardless of the length of either variable, the former will presumably end before latter does)
'PERISH'
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2025
real runnin' theme this year, huh? these are all stream of conciousness (as if you couldn't tell) so if all this vaguely religious imagery is revealing something about my inner turmoil you can bet your sweet bippy that it hasn't surfaced for me yet lmao x
digital collage
2025
real runnin' theme this year, huh? these are all stream of conciousness (as if you couldn't tell) so if all this vaguely religious imagery is revealing something about my inner turmoil you can bet your sweet bippy that it hasn't surfaced for me yet lmao x
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
'PERISH'
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2025
real runnin' theme this year, huh? these are all stream of conciousness (as if you couldn't tell) so if all this vaguely religious imagery is revealing something about my inner turmoil you can bet your sweet bippy that it hasn't surfaced for me yet lmao x
digital collage
2025
real runnin' theme this year, huh? these are all stream of conciousness (as if you couldn't tell) so if all this vaguely religious imagery is revealing something about my inner turmoil you can bet your sweet bippy that it hasn't surfaced for me yet lmao x
skate story fuckin slaps btw
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
skate story fuckin slaps btw
everybody wants new dragon quest but then they have to play dragon quests ans they dont want that
December 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
everybody wants new dragon quest but then they have to play dragon quests ans they dont want that
'anxious minds hold no quarter'
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2025
do you like that one? i just came up with that now (01:33am december 4th in the bathroom (the office (when i say 'i'll get to it when im back in the office im talking about the bathroom))) x
digital collage
2025
do you like that one? i just came up with that now (01:33am december 4th in the bathroom (the office (when i say 'i'll get to it when im back in the office im talking about the bathroom))) x
December 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
'anxious minds hold no quarter'
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2025
do you like that one? i just came up with that now (01:33am december 4th in the bathroom (the office (when i say 'i'll get to it when im back in the office im talking about the bathroom))) x
digital collage
2025
do you like that one? i just came up with that now (01:33am december 4th in the bathroom (the office (when i say 'i'll get to it when im back in the office im talking about the bathroom))) x
'field of dreams'
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2025
if you build it yadda yadda and so on
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2025
if you build it yadda yadda and so on
December 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
'field of dreams'
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2025
if you build it yadda yadda and so on
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2025
if you build it yadda yadda and so on
'called away'
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2025
we're getting to the end of the year now x
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2025
we're getting to the end of the year now x
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
'called away'
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2025
we're getting to the end of the year now x
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2025
we're getting to the end of the year now x
'WASH'
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2025
look i went a little nuts with this one all right? what does it mean? well what does it mean to you, the viewer? is that not the nature of art? hey get out of here! go on, get!!
digital collage
2025
look i went a little nuts with this one all right? what does it mean? well what does it mean to you, the viewer? is that not the nature of art? hey get out of here! go on, get!!
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
'WASH'
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2025
look i went a little nuts with this one all right? what does it mean? well what does it mean to you, the viewer? is that not the nature of art? hey get out of here! go on, get!!
digital collage
2025
look i went a little nuts with this one all right? what does it mean? well what does it mean to you, the viewer? is that not the nature of art? hey get out of here! go on, get!!
WELCOME TO THE NEW STINK; THE BONE ZONE HALF HOUR - NIPPING AT YOUR CHEEKS ONCE A MONTH LIKE THE GHOST OF A FLEA!
TWO STORIES AND A JOKE IN THIS ONE, AREN'T YOU A LUCKY LITTLE GUY?
IF YOU LIKE THIS, SEND MY REGARDS TO YOUR MAMA AND THEN SEND ME MONEY ON PATREON.COM/SBDA
STAY SAFE, OR DON'T! x
TWO STORIES AND A JOKE IN THIS ONE, AREN'T YOU A LUCKY LITTLE GUY?
IF YOU LIKE THIS, SEND MY REGARDS TO YOUR MAMA AND THEN SEND ME MONEY ON PATREON.COM/SBDA
STAY SAFE, OR DON'T! x
December 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
WELCOME TO THE NEW STINK; THE BONE ZONE HALF HOUR - NIPPING AT YOUR CHEEKS ONCE A MONTH LIKE THE GHOST OF A FLEA!
TWO STORIES AND A JOKE IN THIS ONE, AREN'T YOU A LUCKY LITTLE GUY?
IF YOU LIKE THIS, SEND MY REGARDS TO YOUR MAMA AND THEN SEND ME MONEY ON PATREON.COM/SBDA
STAY SAFE, OR DON'T! x
TWO STORIES AND A JOKE IN THIS ONE, AREN'T YOU A LUCKY LITTLE GUY?
IF YOU LIKE THIS, SEND MY REGARDS TO YOUR MAMA AND THEN SEND ME MONEY ON PATREON.COM/SBDA
STAY SAFE, OR DON'T! x
Reposted by ratboy the stink
NEW SHOW OUT NOW!
Private Detective Frank Uture stepped out from behind his privacy screen with a bloody mouth and tremors in his steps like they’d installed all his bones upside down and the wrong way around.
TWO STORIES AND A JOKE IN THIS ONE, AREN'T YOU A LUCKY LITTLE GUY?
STAY SAFE, OR DON'T!
Private Detective Frank Uture stepped out from behind his privacy screen with a bloody mouth and tremors in his steps like they’d installed all his bones upside down and the wrong way around.
TWO STORIES AND A JOKE IN THIS ONE, AREN'T YOU A LUCKY LITTLE GUY?
STAY SAFE, OR DON'T!
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
NEW SHOW OUT NOW!
Private Detective Frank Uture stepped out from behind his privacy screen with a bloody mouth and tremors in his steps like they’d installed all his bones upside down and the wrong way around.
TWO STORIES AND A JOKE IN THIS ONE, AREN'T YOU A LUCKY LITTLE GUY?
STAY SAFE, OR DON'T!
Private Detective Frank Uture stepped out from behind his privacy screen with a bloody mouth and tremors in his steps like they’d installed all his bones upside down and the wrong way around.
TWO STORIES AND A JOKE IN THIS ONE, AREN'T YOU A LUCKY LITTLE GUY?
STAY SAFE, OR DON'T!
NEW SHOW COMING THIS SUNDAY! BE THERE OR BE AWARE (THAT YOU'VE LET ME AND YOUR MOTHER DOWN BIG TIME, SON)
Private Detective Frank Uture can see the future and, in that future, you are goin' to jail, big boy!
Private Detective Frank Uture can see the future and, in that future, you are goin' to jail, big boy!
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
NEW SHOW COMING THIS SUNDAY! BE THERE OR BE AWARE (THAT YOU'VE LET ME AND YOUR MOTHER DOWN BIG TIME, SON)
Private Detective Frank Uture can see the future and, in that future, you are goin' to jail, big boy!
Private Detective Frank Uture can see the future and, in that future, you are goin' to jail, big boy!
i'm so far ahead of my schedule now that the next BONE ZONE HALF HOUR is already live on patreon.com/sbda x
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November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
i'm so far ahead of my schedule now that the next BONE ZONE HALF HOUR is already live on patreon.com/sbda x
GAME CALLED AT 3PM
2025
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i already miss baseball season x
2025
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i already miss baseball season x
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
GAME CALLED AT 3PM
2025
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i already miss baseball season x
2025
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i already miss baseball season x
LA LUNE
2025
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howlin at the moon
2025
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howlin at the moon
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
LA LUNE
2025
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howlin at the moon
2025
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howlin at the moon
WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME
2025
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i will go to my grave thinking about alejandro kirk's first career steal x
2025
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i will go to my grave thinking about alejandro kirk's first career steal x
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME
2025
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i will go to my grave thinking about alejandro kirk's first career steal x
2025
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i will go to my grave thinking about alejandro kirk's first career steal x
i am like young sheldon if young sheldon was dumb and old
November 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
i am like young sheldon if young sheldon was dumb and old