ratboy the stink
@carefultheresbones.com
a skeleton made of chicken salt | call THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY for surreal stories & audio-zines that'll leave ink in ur ears x
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'billion'
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2025
its the end of the year so it is time to reminisce (also i hurt my fingy)
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2025
its the end of the year so it is time to reminisce (also i hurt my fingy)
December 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
'billion'
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2025
its the end of the year so it is time to reminisce (also i hurt my fingy)
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2025
its the end of the year so it is time to reminisce (also i hurt my fingy)
of the moon
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yellow and blue make my brain into stew
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yellow and blue make my brain into stew
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
of the moon
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yellow and blue make my brain into stew
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yellow and blue make my brain into stew
CHANGE YOUR LIFESTYLE
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a lesson to be learned
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a lesson to be learned
December 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
CHANGE YOUR LIFESTYLE
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a lesson to be learned
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a lesson to be learned
sundown and sunrise
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December 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
sundown and sunrise
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FIGHT THE PERIL
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good advice from the bugs in the earth, chewing leaves and making muck.
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2025
good advice from the bugs in the earth, chewing leaves and making muck.
December 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
FIGHT THE PERIL
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good advice from the bugs in the earth, chewing leaves and making muck.
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2025
good advice from the bugs in the earth, chewing leaves and making muck.
FORBIDDEN TO LEAVE
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2025
floats in the middle of the scratched river directing me towards the latter half of what remains instead of the all-consuming everything else. blinks without eyelids, crushing itself in the middle 16x a minute. very noticeable body language. bad liar.
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2025
floats in the middle of the scratched river directing me towards the latter half of what remains instead of the all-consuming everything else. blinks without eyelids, crushing itself in the middle 16x a minute. very noticeable body language. bad liar.
December 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
FORBIDDEN TO LEAVE
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2025
floats in the middle of the scratched river directing me towards the latter half of what remains instead of the all-consuming everything else. blinks without eyelids, crushing itself in the middle 16x a minute. very noticeable body language. bad liar.
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2025
floats in the middle of the scratched river directing me towards the latter half of what remains instead of the all-consuming everything else. blinks without eyelids, crushing itself in the middle 16x a minute. very noticeable body language. bad liar.
'PERISH'
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2025
real runnin' theme this year, huh? these are all stream of conciousness (as if you couldn't tell) so if all this vaguely religious imagery is revealing something about my inner turmoil you can bet your sweet bippy that it hasn't surfaced for me yet lmao x
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2025
real runnin' theme this year, huh? these are all stream of conciousness (as if you couldn't tell) so if all this vaguely religious imagery is revealing something about my inner turmoil you can bet your sweet bippy that it hasn't surfaced for me yet lmao x
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
'PERISH'
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2025
real runnin' theme this year, huh? these are all stream of conciousness (as if you couldn't tell) so if all this vaguely religious imagery is revealing something about my inner turmoil you can bet your sweet bippy that it hasn't surfaced for me yet lmao x
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2025
real runnin' theme this year, huh? these are all stream of conciousness (as if you couldn't tell) so if all this vaguely religious imagery is revealing something about my inner turmoil you can bet your sweet bippy that it hasn't surfaced for me yet lmao x
'anxious minds hold no quarter'
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2025
do you like that one? i just came up with that now (01:33am december 4th in the bathroom (the office (when i say 'i'll get to it when im back in the office im talking about the bathroom))) x
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2025
do you like that one? i just came up with that now (01:33am december 4th in the bathroom (the office (when i say 'i'll get to it when im back in the office im talking about the bathroom))) x
December 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
'anxious minds hold no quarter'
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2025
do you like that one? i just came up with that now (01:33am december 4th in the bathroom (the office (when i say 'i'll get to it when im back in the office im talking about the bathroom))) x
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2025
do you like that one? i just came up with that now (01:33am december 4th in the bathroom (the office (when i say 'i'll get to it when im back in the office im talking about the bathroom))) x
'field of dreams'
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2025
if you build it yadda yadda and so on
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2025
if you build it yadda yadda and so on
December 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
'field of dreams'
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if you build it yadda yadda and so on
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2025
if you build it yadda yadda and so on
'called away'
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2025
we're getting to the end of the year now x
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we're getting to the end of the year now x
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
'called away'
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we're getting to the end of the year now x
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we're getting to the end of the year now x
'WASH'
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2025
look i went a little nuts with this one all right? what does it mean? well what does it mean to you, the viewer? is that not the nature of art? hey get out of here! go on, get!!
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2025
look i went a little nuts with this one all right? what does it mean? well what does it mean to you, the viewer? is that not the nature of art? hey get out of here! go on, get!!
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
'WASH'
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2025
look i went a little nuts with this one all right? what does it mean? well what does it mean to you, the viewer? is that not the nature of art? hey get out of here! go on, get!!
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2025
look i went a little nuts with this one all right? what does it mean? well what does it mean to you, the viewer? is that not the nature of art? hey get out of here! go on, get!!
WELCOME TO THE NEW STINK; THE BONE ZONE HALF HOUR - NIPPING AT YOUR CHEEKS ONCE A MONTH LIKE THE GHOST OF A FLEA!
TWO STORIES AND A JOKE IN THIS ONE, AREN'T YOU A LUCKY LITTLE GUY?
IF YOU LIKE THIS, SEND MY REGARDS TO YOUR MAMA AND THEN SEND ME MONEY ON PATREON.COM/SBDA
STAY SAFE, OR DON'T! x
TWO STORIES AND A JOKE IN THIS ONE, AREN'T YOU A LUCKY LITTLE GUY?
IF YOU LIKE THIS, SEND MY REGARDS TO YOUR MAMA AND THEN SEND ME MONEY ON PATREON.COM/SBDA
STAY SAFE, OR DON'T! x
December 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
WELCOME TO THE NEW STINK; THE BONE ZONE HALF HOUR - NIPPING AT YOUR CHEEKS ONCE A MONTH LIKE THE GHOST OF A FLEA!
TWO STORIES AND A JOKE IN THIS ONE, AREN'T YOU A LUCKY LITTLE GUY?
IF YOU LIKE THIS, SEND MY REGARDS TO YOUR MAMA AND THEN SEND ME MONEY ON PATREON.COM/SBDA
STAY SAFE, OR DON'T! x
TWO STORIES AND A JOKE IN THIS ONE, AREN'T YOU A LUCKY LITTLE GUY?
IF YOU LIKE THIS, SEND MY REGARDS TO YOUR MAMA AND THEN SEND ME MONEY ON PATREON.COM/SBDA
STAY SAFE, OR DON'T! x
NEW SHOW OUT NOW!
Private Detective Frank Uture stepped out from behind his privacy screen with a bloody mouth and tremors in his steps like they’d installed all his bones upside down and the wrong way around.
TWO STORIES AND A JOKE IN THIS ONE, AREN'T YOU A LUCKY LITTLE GUY?
STAY SAFE, OR DON'T!
Private Detective Frank Uture stepped out from behind his privacy screen with a bloody mouth and tremors in his steps like they’d installed all his bones upside down and the wrong way around.
TWO STORIES AND A JOKE IN THIS ONE, AREN'T YOU A LUCKY LITTLE GUY?
STAY SAFE, OR DON'T!
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
NEW SHOW OUT NOW!
Private Detective Frank Uture stepped out from behind his privacy screen with a bloody mouth and tremors in his steps like they’d installed all his bones upside down and the wrong way around.
TWO STORIES AND A JOKE IN THIS ONE, AREN'T YOU A LUCKY LITTLE GUY?
STAY SAFE, OR DON'T!
Private Detective Frank Uture stepped out from behind his privacy screen with a bloody mouth and tremors in his steps like they’d installed all his bones upside down and the wrong way around.
TWO STORIES AND A JOKE IN THIS ONE, AREN'T YOU A LUCKY LITTLE GUY?
STAY SAFE, OR DON'T!
NEW SHOW COMING THIS SUNDAY! BE THERE OR BE AWARE (THAT YOU'VE LET ME AND YOUR MOTHER DOWN BIG TIME, SON)
Private Detective Frank Uture can see the future and, in that future, you are goin' to jail, big boy!
Private Detective Frank Uture can see the future and, in that future, you are goin' to jail, big boy!
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
NEW SHOW COMING THIS SUNDAY! BE THERE OR BE AWARE (THAT YOU'VE LET ME AND YOUR MOTHER DOWN BIG TIME, SON)
Private Detective Frank Uture can see the future and, in that future, you are goin' to jail, big boy!
Private Detective Frank Uture can see the future and, in that future, you are goin' to jail, big boy!
GAME CALLED AT 3PM
2025
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i already miss baseball season x
2025
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i already miss baseball season x
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
GAME CALLED AT 3PM
2025
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i already miss baseball season x
2025
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i already miss baseball season x
LA LUNE
2025
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howlin at the moon
2025
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howlin at the moon
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
LA LUNE
2025
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howlin at the moon
2025
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howlin at the moon
WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME
2025
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i will go to my grave thinking about alejandro kirk's first career steal x
2025
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i will go to my grave thinking about alejandro kirk's first career steal x
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME
2025
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i will go to my grave thinking about alejandro kirk's first career steal x
2025
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i will go to my grave thinking about alejandro kirk's first career steal x
whaTS THAT? is it the dulcet tones of an audiozine being uploaded ON TIME??? for the first time in FIVE YEARS??
thats right!! THE BONE ZONE HALLOWE'EN HALF HOUR will go live on the date in its name for once!!!
or listen now on patreon.com/sbda
thats right!! THE BONE ZONE HALLOWE'EN HALF HOUR will go live on the date in its name for once!!!
or listen now on patreon.com/sbda
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
whaTS THAT? is it the dulcet tones of an audiozine being uploaded ON TIME??? for the first time in FIVE YEARS??
thats right!! THE BONE ZONE HALLOWE'EN HALF HOUR will go live on the date in its name for once!!!
or listen now on patreon.com/sbda
thats right!! THE BONE ZONE HALLOWE'EN HALF HOUR will go live on the date in its name for once!!!
or listen now on patreon.com/sbda
like the giant said to his wife as he fed her a mouthful of warm bread; "careful, there's bones in there..."
sbda.itch.io
sbda.itch.io
October 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM
like the giant said to his wife as he fed her a mouthful of warm bread; "careful, there's bones in there..."
sbda.itch.io
sbda.itch.io
nice of him to come out and show his support tonight x
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
nice of him to come out and show his support tonight x
as we hurtle fleshwards towards the beating molten heart of life itself, i offer thee seven minor distractions from the inevitable end — all ribbed, for your terror! all resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental — especially the ones i outright named.
sbda.itch.io
sbda.itch.io
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
as we hurtle fleshwards towards the beating molten heart of life itself, i offer thee seven minor distractions from the inevitable end — all ribbed, for your terror! all resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental — especially the ones i outright named.
sbda.itch.io
sbda.itch.io
this is THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY presenting, to you and you alone, a collated collection of cuticle curdling, cream croppening c-short c-stories.
sbda.itch.io
sbda.itch.io
October 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
this is THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY presenting, to you and you alone, a collated collection of cuticle curdling, cream croppening c-short c-stories.
sbda.itch.io
sbda.itch.io
scrooge: you there, boy!! run to the butchers and get me the biggest quorn log money can buy!!!
October 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
scrooge: you there, boy!! run to the butchers and get me the biggest quorn log money can buy!!!
new from THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY: it's BAD VIBES & NEGATIVE AFFIRMATIONS!!
a collection of short stories previously published in episodes of our (occasionally) annual hallowe'en special 'THE BONE ZONE HALLOWE'EN HALF HOUR', now available in words instead of sounds.
sbda.itch.io
a collection of short stories previously published in episodes of our (occasionally) annual hallowe'en special 'THE BONE ZONE HALLOWE'EN HALF HOUR', now available in words instead of sounds.
sbda.itch.io
October 24, 2025 at 11:30 AM
new from THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY: it's BAD VIBES & NEGATIVE AFFIRMATIONS!!
a collection of short stories previously published in episodes of our (occasionally) annual hallowe'en special 'THE BONE ZONE HALLOWE'EN HALF HOUR', now available in words instead of sounds.
sbda.itch.io
a collection of short stories previously published in episodes of our (occasionally) annual hallowe'en special 'THE BONE ZONE HALLOWE'EN HALF HOUR', now available in words instead of sounds.
sbda.itch.io
RESERVED
2025
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GET UP THERE YOU FREAK
2025
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GET UP THERE YOU FREAK
October 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
RESERVED
2025
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GET UP THERE YOU FREAK
2025
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GET UP THERE YOU FREAK