Cara Floyd
@caratfloyd.bsky.social
I just realized that there are a lot of parallels between figure skating and Monster Jam and it’s my new favorite thing.
November 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I just realized that there are a lot of parallels between figure skating and Monster Jam and it’s my new favorite thing.
“Have you ever had Vegemite?” “Yes, and I hated it. Well actually I had Marmite, and I know they’re different, buuuut…” “but they’re both made of mites.” 🤣
September 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
“Have you ever had Vegemite?” “Yes, and I hated it. Well actually I had Marmite, and I know they’re different, buuuut…” “but they’re both made of mites.” 🤣
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As an author, the question I hate being asked the most is “How do you create such likable villains?” and that’s because it’s so so hard to keep coming up with answers that sound more writerly than “Oh I have two cats”
September 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
As an author, the question I hate being asked the most is “How do you create such likable villains?” and that’s because it’s so so hard to keep coming up with answers that sound more writerly than “Oh I have two cats”
I was just struck by the comparison of the person my son sees in me and the person I see in me.
I’ll take my son’s version any day. 🥰
I’ll take my son’s version any day. 🥰
September 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I was just struck by the comparison of the person my son sees in me and the person I see in me.
I’ll take my son’s version any day. 🥰
I’ll take my son’s version any day. 🥰
Pardon the dirty mirror, but I’m pretty thrilled to be able to wear some of my old tshirts again after probably 10 years. 41 lbs down!
September 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Pardon the dirty mirror, but I’m pretty thrilled to be able to wear some of my old tshirts again after probably 10 years. 41 lbs down!
“What do you MEAN we’re not going anywhere and you just forgot your phone in the car again??” 😍
August 16, 2025 at 11:23 AM
“What do you MEAN we’re not going anywhere and you just forgot your phone in the car again??” 😍
Watching Gilmore Girls. Ugh. The fashion. So good.
August 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Watching Gilmore Girls. Ugh. The fashion. So good.
I used to think photographers donating their services to help get shelter animals adopted was sweet but maybe a little…unneeded? Animals are cute! But seeing the pics from Indy Animal Services has completely changed my mind. Yikes! 🤣
August 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I used to think photographers donating their services to help get shelter animals adopted was sweet but maybe a little…unneeded? Animals are cute! But seeing the pics from Indy Animal Services has completely changed my mind. Yikes! 🤣
The instructions to my Ryobi lawn equipment are severely lacking, but I read them over and over. Today I realized I vastly misunderstood how the, uh….well how the batteries work. I had enough power to mow the WHOLE LAWN, weed eat, and leaf blow. I have literally never done the last two.
August 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The instructions to my Ryobi lawn equipment are severely lacking, but I read them over and over. Today I realized I vastly misunderstood how the, uh….well how the batteries work. I had enough power to mow the WHOLE LAWN, weed eat, and leaf blow. I have literally never done the last two.
I have this magical ability to check the weather forecast 15 times per day and still not remember it. It’s really quite something.
August 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I have this magical ability to check the weather forecast 15 times per day and still not remember it. It’s really quite something.
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ARAGORN: and you shall have my sword
LEGOLAS: and my bow
GIMLI: and my axe
ELROND: and my well-wishes
FRODO: …
ELROND: what
LEGOLAS: and my bow
GIMLI: and my axe
ELROND: and my well-wishes
FRODO: …
ELROND: what
August 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
ARAGORN: and you shall have my sword
LEGOLAS: and my bow
GIMLI: and my axe
ELROND: and my well-wishes
FRODO: …
ELROND: what
LEGOLAS: and my bow
GIMLI: and my axe
ELROND: and my well-wishes
FRODO: …
ELROND: what
Is Tool on my AirPods clashing with Junior’s Pitch Perfect songs and AWOLNATION? Yes. Am I gonna let him win? Also yes. Because he’s adorable and I love seeing where his interests take him.
Tool can wait for after bedtime. #juniormint
Tool can wait for after bedtime. #juniormint
August 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Is Tool on my AirPods clashing with Junior’s Pitch Perfect songs and AWOLNATION? Yes. Am I gonna let him win? Also yes. Because he’s adorable and I love seeing where his interests take him.
Tool can wait for after bedtime. #juniormint
Tool can wait for after bedtime. #juniormint
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A growing number of American Jews whose parents and grandparents fled Germany during World War II are now getting German citizenship.
Some American Jews whose families fled Nazis are now seeking German citizenship. Here's why
A growing number of American Jews whose parents and grandparents fled Germany during World War II are now getting German citizenship.
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July 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
A growing number of American Jews whose parents and grandparents fled Germany during World War II are now getting German citizenship.
Junior says this looks like an Enderman from Minecraft and 1) He’s right, 2) I don’t know how he knows so much about a game we wouldn’t let him play.
"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
July 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Junior says this looks like an Enderman from Minecraft and 1) He’s right, 2) I don’t know how he knows so much about a game we wouldn’t let him play.
First pic: “Smile!” Second pic: “Smile and look at me!” Gotta be specific.
July 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
First pic: “Smile!” Second pic: “Smile and look at me!” Gotta be specific.
Just over here taking glamor shots of Frodo.
July 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Just over here taking glamor shots of Frodo.
Thank goodness for heated theater seats in…July. This raging AC got me like 🥶.
July 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Thank goodness for heated theater seats in…July. This raging AC got me like 🥶.
I found a massage therapist who uses the pressure I like and now my head feels like a balloon lightly tethered to my body. But, like, in a good way.
July 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I found a massage therapist who uses the pressure I like and now my head feels like a balloon lightly tethered to my body. But, like, in a good way.
Oh no, I just realized I have lost my snarky weather updates since I deleted Facebook. Hmm.
July 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Oh no, I just realized I have lost my snarky weather updates since I deleted Facebook. Hmm.
I deleted the big Meta apps off my phone yesterday. I’m heading into a stressful season (well…more stressful) and already could tell I was hooked on Reels. The change has been huge already, and for the better.
July 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I deleted the big Meta apps off my phone yesterday. I’m heading into a stressful season (well…more stressful) and already could tell I was hooked on Reels. The change has been huge already, and for the better.
Posting because I used to go to Twitter for stuff like this, but our Spotify kids apps on our iPhones are not working. It seems to still be working on the iPad, so fingers crossed that this clears up before it affects the kid. #spotify #spotifykids
July 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Posting because I used to go to Twitter for stuff like this, but our Spotify kids apps on our iPhones are not working. It seems to still be working on the iPad, so fingers crossed that this clears up before it affects the kid. #spotify #spotifykids
I don’t know if it’s normal to think of a cat as your friend, but her being gone hurts so much.
July 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I don’t know if it’s normal to think of a cat as your friend, but her being gone hurts so much.
I HAD NO IDEA CLR WAS SO AWESOME.
July 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I HAD NO IDEA CLR WAS SO AWESOME.