An Asexual Cryptid
@captainvirginity.bsky.social
Entertain my faith
Address my soul
Address my soul
Pinned
Listen to Sesamoid and Dead By Sunrise right now. Stop everything you're doing and listen to peak.
#SesamoidBand #DeadBySunrise
#SesamoidBand #DeadBySunrise
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Burning my tongue on hot chocolate and watching Polar Express. This is Christmas.
December 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Burning my tongue on hot chocolate and watching Polar Express. This is Christmas.
Is... is Jesus the hot meatloaf? Does he serve the hot meatloaf? In what way should this sign be read?
December 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Is... is Jesus the hot meatloaf? Does he serve the hot meatloaf? In what way should this sign be read?
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December 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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girls kissing
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
girls kissing
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If you harass a voice actor for stuff their CHARACTER does, you’re worth less than the oxygen you waste
December 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If you harass a voice actor for stuff their CHARACTER does, you’re worth less than the oxygen you waste
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Please tell me I'm not the only one who saw that old TP artwork and always thought of this
December 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Please tell me I'm not the only one who saw that old TP artwork and always thought of this
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Things that shouldn't match up:
Infinite's theme getting released on the Sonic YouTube channel.
Chester Bennington's passing.
Infinite's theme getting released on the Sonic YouTube channel.
Chester Bennington's passing.
December 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Things that shouldn't match up:
Infinite's theme getting released on the Sonic YouTube channel.
Chester Bennington's passing.
Infinite's theme getting released on the Sonic YouTube channel.
Chester Bennington's passing.
The weather outside? Frightful.
The fire? What fire? We're gonna die.
The fire? What fire? We're gonna die.
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The weather outside? Frightful.
The fire? What fire? We're gonna die.
The fire? What fire? We're gonna die.
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He said NO PICKLES
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
He said NO PICKLES
My Mom has discord now this feels so weird
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My Mom has discord now this feels so weird
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Bonus: For $1 million a month and a contract absolving me of all responsibility, I'll give you 5 personal degredations a month, feet pics photoshopped to have 13 toes, AND THE TIGER POSTER.
WHAT A DEAL
WHAT A DEAL
I'm making an AI chatbot called Clod.
It treats you like dirt.
Investors, hit me up. I'll be your sweet, little money pit. 😘
It treats you like dirt.
Investors, hit me up. I'll be your sweet, little money pit. 😘
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Bonus: For $1 million a month and a contract absolving me of all responsibility, I'll give you 5 personal degredations a month, feet pics photoshopped to have 13 toes, AND THE TIGER POSTER.
WHAT A DEAL
WHAT A DEAL
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I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.
March 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.
So I logged on to Tumblr, and WHY IS THIS HERE??? I was in these fandoms for like a week and that week is approaching a decade ago, HOW ARE YOU TWO FUCKS HERE???
November 18, 2025 at 9:16 AM
So I logged on to Tumblr, and WHY IS THIS HERE??? I was in these fandoms for like a week and that week is approaching a decade ago, HOW ARE YOU TWO FUCKS HERE???
Nvm we good now
I just tried making a Tumblr account, and the first thing I see is porn. Truly fantastic...
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Nvm we good now
I just tried making a Tumblr account, and the first thing I see is porn. Truly fantastic...
November 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I just tried making a Tumblr account, and the first thing I see is porn. Truly fantastic...
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Can we please stop making terrible slasher films out of cartoon characters the moment they enter the public domain?
November 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Can we please stop making terrible slasher films out of cartoon characters the moment they enter the public domain?
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The new marvel rivals jeff costume:
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The new marvel rivals jeff costume:
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