An Asexual Cryptid
@captainvirginity.bsky.social
Made of real skin
Eats food
Eats food
No new pictures.
Where are you at mentally?
Where are you at mentally?
January 17, 2026 at 2:49 PM
No new pictures.
Where are you at mentally?
Where are you at mentally?
I got a call out
January 1, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I got a call out
Gonna start 2026 off strong with an extended version of Meteora
January 1, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Gonna start 2026 off strong with an extended version of Meteora
Here's my favorite albums I listened to in 2025. My rule was one album per artist.
December 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Here's my favorite albums I listened to in 2025. My rule was one album per artist.
You mind if I share my new bass with y'all?
December 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You mind if I share my new bass with y'all?
Is... is Jesus the hot meatloaf? Does he serve the hot meatloaf? In what way should this sign be read?
December 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Is... is Jesus the hot meatloaf? Does he serve the hot meatloaf? In what way should this sign be read?
I... am not... well...
December 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I... am not... well...
Things that shouldn't match up:
Infinite's theme getting released on the Sonic YouTube channel.
Chester Bennington's passing.
Infinite's theme getting released on the Sonic YouTube channel.
Chester Bennington's passing.
December 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Things that shouldn't match up:
Infinite's theme getting released on the Sonic YouTube channel.
Chester Bennington's passing.
Infinite's theme getting released on the Sonic YouTube channel.
Chester Bennington's passing.
Dave you got on r/NonPoliticalTwitter
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Dave you got on r/NonPoliticalTwitter
So I logged on to Tumblr, and WHY IS THIS HERE??? I was in these fandoms for like a week and that week is approaching a decade ago, HOW ARE YOU TWO FUCKS HERE???
November 18, 2025 at 9:16 AM
So I logged on to Tumblr, and WHY IS THIS HERE??? I was in these fandoms for like a week and that week is approaching a decade ago, HOW ARE YOU TWO FUCKS HERE???
Me too, Zooble. Me too.
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Me too, Zooble. Me too.
I found the HEX code for my favorite color. My wardrobe will soon be flooded with it.
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I found the HEX code for my favorite color. My wardrobe will soon be flooded with it.
I can't be the only person who lost their shit when they saw the "Big Man Bench™" right?
October 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I can't be the only person who lost their shit when they saw the "Big Man Bench™" right?
It's spooky month bitches
October 1, 2025 at 7:14 AM
It's spooky month bitches
N and Frankie would get along swimmingly and you can't convince me otherwise.
September 21, 2025 at 8:32 AM
N and Frankie would get along swimmingly and you can't convince me otherwise.
The anticipation is killing me
September 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The anticipation is killing me
I'm gonna implode
September 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I'm gonna implode
Denver got prettier
September 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Denver got prettier
Denver's pretty
September 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Denver's pretty
Post a random picture or else everything will go wrong in August.
August 1, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Post a random picture or else everything will go wrong in August.
I forgot about this little goober as well, I need him in the largest and smallest sizes possible.
June 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I forgot about this little goober as well, I need him in the largest and smallest sizes possible.
Alright I can die happy now
June 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Alright I can die happy now