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Captain Valdia Black
@captainvaldiablack.bsky.social
Professional Dungeon/Game Master for hire, The Face of Final Girl's The Marrek Murders, and your new Vampiric Overlord. www.CovenofCassandra.com
Hey, that's my fuckboy dad you're talking about. Be meaner to him.
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Excuses, excuses. ;)
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Come over tomorrow. Play an games.
November 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Immaculate vibes
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I have no Hellworld version. I sprang fully formed from Zeus's forehead 5 years ago.
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Sorry to hear, and I hope the visit goes well despite it all.
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Good lord, why? Do you need me to come get you?
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
GOOD NIGHT SPOONS.
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ALT: a woman is kneeling down in front of a sign that says ' n ' on it .
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November 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Well, you see, I was asleep at the time.

Also, I'm still on my way. You didnt specify a time limit.
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Im seeing that everyone else called you pretty, and I called myself pretty and therefore I must...

Sing a villain song, I think? I get one of those now, right?
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Just finished Lucky Day yesterday and have done my part by voting!
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
*you're. I will never understand why we had to further fuck up autocorrect by adding AI.
November 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
See, this is where your wrong, I am not cute. I am drop dead gorgeous and the hottest woman alive. Ha!
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
You're not my mom, you can't tell me what to do! And neither can she, tbh. :p
a woman in a black dress is holding a white sign that says no
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November 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
891062969312 is mine for the other trainers who want buddies in game.
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Drop that friend code, let's get to raiding!
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I want you to do this and report back so bad.
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Well, you see, it's an emergency to *you*, but them? Not so much.
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM