Captain Valdia Black
@captainvaldiablack.bsky.social
Professional Dungeon/Game Master for hire, The Face of Final Girl's The Marrek Murders, and your new Vampiric Overlord. www.CovenofCassandra.com
Y'all, the best fucking thing happened today. I caught a shiny Psyduck in an inner tube, and he's so fucking cute.
September 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Y'all, the best fucking thing happened today. I caught a shiny Psyduck in an inner tube, and he's so fucking cute.
@chucktingle.bsky.social came round and our Trots intersected for a beautiful moment! The most hilarious book tour stop I've ever been to. Nothing will top this moment until Chuck's next book!
August 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
@chucktingle.bsky.social came round and our Trots intersected for a beautiful moment! The most hilarious book tour stop I've ever been to. Nothing will top this moment until Chuck's next book!
You can purchase a picture of me on Amazon, AND it comes with a pretty neat board game. But also, MY FACE!
August 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
You can purchase a picture of me on Amazon, AND it comes with a pretty neat board game. But also, MY FACE!
Cosplaying as yourself is fun. Weird, but fun. :D
August 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Cosplaying as yourself is fun. Weird, but fun. :D
Amy Vorpahl is just as funny, (and breaks just as hard,) in real life as she is on Dropout! :D
August 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Amy Vorpahl is just as funny, (and breaks just as hard,) in real life as she is on Dropout! :D
It's been wild meeting folks, signing, and taking the domestic pics this GenCon! :D
August 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It's been wild meeting folks, signing, and taking the domestic pics this GenCon! :D
Just met Persephonie Valentine in the lobby of my hotel! Everyone cool is staying here, clearly!
August 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Just met Persephonie Valentine in the lobby of my hotel! Everyone cool is staying here, clearly!
Look who I ran into outside of my hotel!
August 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Look who I ran into outside of my hotel!
My Renaissance Painting.
August 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My Renaissance Painting.
We're here. We're Final Girls. We dont know how to rhyme. Get used to it!
July 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
We're here. We're Final Girls. We dont know how to rhyme. Get used to it!
Amazing time at the PFT show!
May 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Amazing time at the PFT show!
It's #PaulFTimekins at Varietopia with @pftompkins.bsky.social!
May 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It's #PaulFTimekins at Varietopia with @pftompkins.bsky.social!
ADORABLE. PERFECT. JOYFUL.
April 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
ADORABLE. PERFECT. JOYFUL.
Progress on the diamond painting :D
March 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Progress on the diamond painting :D
Lilith is on the left, and my wife's Drow cleric is on the right. :)
March 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Lilith is on the left, and my wife's Drow cleric is on the right. :)
I caught me white whale today, yarrr.
March 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I caught me white whale today, yarrr.
Something something kids these days and their combustion-carriages!
March 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Something something kids these days and their combustion-carriages!
I don't know who needs to see this, but I feel like it is a lot of you. @Ales201 appears to be the artist.
January 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I don't know who needs to see this, but I feel like it is a lot of you. @Ales201 appears to be the artist.
I found the Lesbian Cleaners in NYC.
January 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I found the Lesbian Cleaners in NYC.