Captain Valdia Black
@captainvaldiablack.bsky.social
Professional Dungeon/Game Master for hire, The Face of Final Girl's The Marrek Murders, and your new Vampiric Overlord. www.CovenofCassandra.com
Split Fiction, which I've *finally* gotten to play recently, is easily my game of the year, no question.
a woman dancing on a stage with the words hop on split fiction
ALT: a woman dancing on a stage with the words hop on split fiction
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December 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Split Fiction, which I've *finally* gotten to play recently, is easily my game of the year, no question.
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It cannot be made clearer.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
October 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
It cannot be made clearer.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
"We millennials know that there’s no such thing as work-life balance. My career is my life, my life is my career." Haha, fucking lies. I leave work at 5 and I don't work overtime unless the whole company will fall down if I don't. Spoiler alert, that shit never happens.
“We millennials know that there’s no such thing as work-life balance. My career is my life, my life is my career. I would never be at peace if I wasn’t working so hard.” trib.al/suc3yU6
Astronaut says Gen Z often quits when things get uncomfortable—here’s the Jeff Bezos Blue Origin training that taught her to push through | Fortune
From space rockets to 13-hour workdays, this millennial astronaut reveals the mind trick that can make discomfort your secret weapon to success.
trib.al
October 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
"We millennials know that there’s no such thing as work-life balance. My career is my life, my life is my career." Haha, fucking lies. I leave work at 5 and I don't work overtime unless the whole company will fall down if I don't. Spoiler alert, that shit never happens.
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It's almost time for Silent Hill f, and I'm so ready for this series to be back that I'm upset work has the audacity to make me... work. Truly an injustice.
September 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
It's almost time for Silent Hill f, and I'm so ready for this series to be back that I'm upset work has the audacity to make me... work. Truly an injustice.
Ran Daggerheart for the first time today at Alamo Drafthouse, and was gifted the most perfect table of crazed improvisors I could've asked for. Looking forward to running Daggerheart again soon!
September 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Ran Daggerheart for the first time today at Alamo Drafthouse, and was gifted the most perfect table of crazed improvisors I could've asked for. Looking forward to running Daggerheart again soon!
Do you, though?
Bringing my annual tradition over here to Bluesky...
IT'S SEPTEMBER 21st
y’all know what time it is 🔊🎶
IT'S SEPTEMBER 21st
y’all know what time it is 🔊🎶
September 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Do you, though?
Come play Daggerheart with me at Alamo this Sunday! Table 1 is the magic table. :)
www.eventbrite.com/e/daggerhear...
www.eventbrite.com/e/daggerhear...
Daggerheart @ Video Vortex - Alamo Drafthouse Raleigh
Welcome to Daggerheart, a new epic TTRPG from Darrington Press. What stories await you?
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September 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Come play Daggerheart with me at Alamo this Sunday! Table 1 is the magic table. :)
www.eventbrite.com/e/daggerhear...
www.eventbrite.com/e/daggerhear...
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man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
September 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger
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media: i'd like to see the left wriggle out of this one!
[the shooter is revealed to be a psycho right winger like nearly all shooters]
media: ah, well, nevertheless
[the shooter is revealed to be a psycho right winger like nearly all shooters]
media: ah, well, nevertheless
September 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
media: i'd like to see the left wriggle out of this one!
[the shooter is revealed to be a psycho right winger like nearly all shooters]
media: ah, well, nevertheless
[the shooter is revealed to be a psycho right winger like nearly all shooters]
media: ah, well, nevertheless
Christ, I forgot that folks pretended Ireland gave a flying fuck about the Queen. Ireland fuckin' Riverdanced. Nuair a bhíonn deacracht ag Sasana, bíonn deis ag Éirinn doesn't mean "We love a Colonialist."
A lot of this reminds me of the when the queen died and the British owned Irish tabloids had to bend over backwards to pretend that we didn't all hate everything she stood for.
September 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Christ, I forgot that folks pretended Ireland gave a flying fuck about the Queen. Ireland fuckin' Riverdanced. Nuair a bhíonn deacracht ag Sasana, bíonn deis ag Éirinn doesn't mean "We love a Colonialist."
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MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
Y'all, the best fucking thing happened today. I caught a shiny Psyduck in an inner tube, and he's so fucking cute.
September 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Y'all, the best fucking thing happened today. I caught a shiny Psyduck in an inner tube, and he's so fucking cute.
Come join me for Watchers in the Dark at Fizzwerks on Thursday! Remember to request me. :) dungeonsndrafts.com/oneshot-chec...
Dungeons and Drafts
Play DnD in person!
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September 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Come join me for Watchers in the Dark at Fizzwerks on Thursday! Remember to request me. :) dungeonsndrafts.com/oneshot-chec...
@chucktingle.bsky.social came round and our Trots intersected for a beautiful moment! The most hilarious book tour stop I've ever been to. Nothing will top this moment until Chuck's next book!
August 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
@chucktingle.bsky.social came round and our Trots intersected for a beautiful moment! The most hilarious book tour stop I've ever been to. Nothing will top this moment until Chuck's next book!
You can purchase a picture of me on Amazon, AND it comes with a pretty neat board game. But also, MY FACE!
August 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
You can purchase a picture of me on Amazon, AND it comes with a pretty neat board game. But also, MY FACE!
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
Cosplaying as yourself is fun. Weird, but fun. :D
August 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Cosplaying as yourself is fun. Weird, but fun. :D
Amy Vorpahl is just as funny, (and breaks just as hard,) in real life as she is on Dropout! :D
August 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Amy Vorpahl is just as funny, (and breaks just as hard,) in real life as she is on Dropout! :D
It's been wild meeting folks, signing, and taking the domestic pics this GenCon! :D
August 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It's been wild meeting folks, signing, and taking the domestic pics this GenCon! :D