The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is guitars that tune good and firm feelin' women
-Waylon Jennings

Chotiner: so I looked on your playlist-

Me: uh huh

Chotiner: you know it’s fascinating because a lot of people might have one Jefferson Starship song but you have both We Built This City (on Rock & Roll) and Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now from Mannequin

Me: I’m not comfortable with how this is going

what we need is a modern-day john henry. a person who can challenge the machinery of chatgpt head-on, point to kentucky on a map, and say "that isn't huooww6ombaaam"

I am slipping. Just realized that I’ve combined Vance Joy and Foy Vance into one artist in my head.

I don't know if I'm qualified to argue with Encyclopedia Britannica, but this feels like an error

I don’t like to throw around the word hero, but I did donate to Wikipedia today

In the last decade, I’ve watched the Macy’s Day Parade 20 times and shopped at Macy’s once. I’m not sure this is a winning ad campaign