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Stolen valor. I've never been to space nor am I a captain.
Poor Gimli thought Galadriel ghosted him
April 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Poor Gimli thought Galadriel ghosted him
Did Clarissa ever explain it all
March 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Did Clarissa ever explain it all
Birdhouse. Peoplehouse.
February 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Birdhouse. Peoplehouse.
Having a walkabout
February 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Having a walkabout
Wow spoilers Gandalf. Because Frodo does die in the end.
February 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Wow spoilers Gandalf. Because Frodo does die in the end.
Never watched bing bang theory but it seems pretty good from this ancient meme youtu.be/Qf0kC-MJZrU?...
The Bing Bong Theory
YouTube video by Podel
youtu.be
February 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Never watched bing bang theory but it seems pretty good from this ancient meme youtu.be/Qf0kC-MJZrU?...
Crazy that Lucas/Spielberg went back and did a “special edition” of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
Musk-salutes added in everywhere.
Musk-salutes added in everywhere.
January 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Crazy that Lucas/Spielberg went back and did a “special edition” of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
Musk-salutes added in everywhere.
Musk-salutes added in everywhere.
January 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"And that clears my Stupified condition!"
Our war priest: "Well that's just a matter of perspective..."
Our war priest: "Well that's just a matter of perspective..."
January 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"And that clears my Stupified condition!"
Our war priest: "Well that's just a matter of perspective..."
Our war priest: "Well that's just a matter of perspective..."
Cornered by Cultist Spectres, things are looking a little grim for Idril and her followers... #pathfinder2e
January 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Cornered by Cultist Spectres, things are looking a little grim for Idril and her followers... #pathfinder2e
Boris holding a mug labelled “disposable cannon fodder”
Wait, are *we* the disposable cannon fodder??
It’s like that Mitchel and Webb are we the baddies sketch is the joke
Wait, are *we* the disposable cannon fodder??
It’s like that Mitchel and Webb are we the baddies sketch is the joke
The valiant Russian warriors from the 70th Regiment of Motorized Cripples are asking not to be sent on a combat mission because their "arms are broken" and their "nerves are torn."
"How is he supposed to reload his gun?" one of the occupiers asks reasonably.
"How is he supposed to reload his gun?" one of the occupiers asks reasonably.
January 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Boris holding a mug labelled “disposable cannon fodder”
Wait, are *we* the disposable cannon fodder??
It’s like that Mitchel and Webb are we the baddies sketch is the joke
Wait, are *we* the disposable cannon fodder??
It’s like that Mitchel and Webb are we the baddies sketch is the joke
one of the great reveals of all time
a man with a beard is talking on a cell phone with senorgif.com in the corner
Alt: Thomas Riker pulls off his fake sideburns revealing that he is not Regular Riker after all but is in fact Thomas Riker.
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
one of the great reveals of all time
Kira just casually telling Thomas Riker no problem we’ll totally break you out of the cardassian labor camp before immediately forgetting about him forever #ds9
January 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Kira just casually telling Thomas Riker no problem we’ll totally break you out of the cardassian labor camp before immediately forgetting about him forever #ds9
Please dispose of fireworks properly.
Do not throw them in the nearest dumpster.
Do not throw them in the nearest dumpster.
❗️Footage of Tesla Cybertruck exploding in front of Trump hotel in 🇺🇸Las Vegas
January 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Please dispose of fireworks properly.
Do not throw them in the nearest dumpster.
Do not throw them in the nearest dumpster.
Read hound of the Baskervilles. Never read a Sherlock Holmes before.
Is Watson is cool but Sherlock is kindof a shitter just something everyone knows??
Is Watson is cool but Sherlock is kindof a shitter just something everyone knows??
December 31, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Read hound of the Baskervilles. Never read a Sherlock Holmes before.
Is Watson is cool but Sherlock is kindof a shitter just something everyone knows??
Is Watson is cool but Sherlock is kindof a shitter just something everyone knows??
Illiterate Monks gonna be mindlessly copying this in their sacred texts in the year 3024 as the only remnant of the before-times.
Thanks to whoever went to the trouble of morphing me into a dromedary so I could finally fulfill my potential as "Mar🐫".
🙏 ❤️ 👍
🙏 ❤️ 👍
December 28, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Illiterate Monks gonna be mindlessly copying this in their sacred texts in the year 3024 as the only remnant of the before-times.
Evening-adjacent walk in undisclosed location
December 28, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Evening-adjacent walk in undisclosed location
RFK getting thirsty watching that meter fill up.
He drinks from the golden fountain right?
He drinks from the golden fountain right?
December 27, 2024 at 11:45 PM
RFK getting thirsty watching that meter fill up.
He drinks from the golden fountain right?
He drinks from the golden fountain right?
Missiles clearly not installed in a launch-capable position.
What was Santa's plan here? Hand-deliver the missiles for dissident children to install on their own jets?
What was Santa's plan here? Hand-deliver the missiles for dissident children to install on their own jets?
Russian propaganda has released a video showing how they shoot down Santa Claus.
Aside from the godless nature of this tasteless parody, the timing couldn’t have been better when reflecting the shot down of Azeri Flight 8243. Russia is so broken.
Aside from the godless nature of this tasteless parody, the timing couldn’t have been better when reflecting the shot down of Azeri Flight 8243. Russia is so broken.
December 27, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Missiles clearly not installed in a launch-capable position.
What was Santa's plan here? Hand-deliver the missiles for dissident children to install on their own jets?
What was Santa's plan here? Hand-deliver the missiles for dissident children to install on their own jets?