Christopher
@captainsafety.bsky.social
He/Him #Gay | #Gaymer | #Gym | #Lifter | #LEGOs | #Dog dad | Music | Scifi | Other junk and stuff. Happily partnered 👬🏼 Definitely not acting my age. Kindness rocks! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎🏳️🌈🦄
Mpls, MN
IG: christopherrobinson72
Pixelfed: captainsafety
Mpls, MN
IG: christopherrobinson72
Pixelfed: captainsafety
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Christopher
@captainsafety.bsky.social
· Jul 27
Okay, I missed a few of the other picture prompts so I’m just going to throw some random ones out here to start with. Hope that’s okay! Sharing is caring. 🥰 #gaymer #gaylife
Really? You think? I can’t imagine why…😤🩼🤷🏼♂️
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Really? You think? I can’t imagine why…😤🩼🤷🏼♂️
Oh, I forgot! New addition. (Sorry to my IG friends who’ve already seen all the stuff I post there first.) I’m full of drama! 😳😝
Not having a pity party, just a thing that’s going on. Tendonitis like I had two years ago in the other ankle. Isolating to heal faster. ☺️
Not having a pity party, just a thing that’s going on. Tendonitis like I had two years ago in the other ankle. Isolating to heal faster. ☺️
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Oh, I forgot! New addition. (Sorry to my IG friends who’ve already seen all the stuff I post there first.) I’m full of drama! 😳😝
Not having a pity party, just a thing that’s going on. Tendonitis like I had two years ago in the other ankle. Isolating to heal faster. ☺️
Not having a pity party, just a thing that’s going on. Tendonitis like I had two years ago in the other ankle. Isolating to heal faster. ☺️
Who is this, you ask? Where has he been? Why won’t he just go back there and leave everyone alone? All legit questions to which I have no answers. 🤷🏼♂️🥺😘
Had to show off the nails @hibrobear.bsky.social did for me. Black with subtle purple, like this awesome tee by @yeahbuzzy.com
Had to show off the nails @hibrobear.bsky.social did for me. Black with subtle purple, like this awesome tee by @yeahbuzzy.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Who is this, you ask? Where has he been? Why won’t he just go back there and leave everyone alone? All legit questions to which I have no answers. 🤷🏼♂️🥺😘
Had to show off the nails @hibrobear.bsky.social did for me. Black with subtle purple, like this awesome tee by @yeahbuzzy.com
Had to show off the nails @hibrobear.bsky.social did for me. Black with subtle purple, like this awesome tee by @yeahbuzzy.com
If I just sneak in and act casual no one will notice I’m suddenly here after being gone for a while.
Btw, if you like the tee follow gayartbyalex on IG. He’s fantastic! 🥰
Btw, if you like the tee follow gayartbyalex on IG. He’s fantastic! 🥰
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
If I just sneak in and act casual no one will notice I’m suddenly here after being gone for a while.
Btw, if you like the tee follow gayartbyalex on IG. He’s fantastic! 🥰
Btw, if you like the tee follow gayartbyalex on IG. He’s fantastic! 🥰
Post you from a different era
College age twink - sometime in ‘91 😳
College age twink - sometime in ‘91 😳
October 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Post you from a different era
College age twink - sometime in ‘91 😳
College age twink - sometime in ‘91 😳
Reposted by Christopher
Elbow concert last night was incredible! Also, proof of life pic of @captainsafety.bsky.social 😝
October 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Elbow concert last night was incredible! Also, proof of life pic of @captainsafety.bsky.social 😝
This, dammit!
(Also, Luma is in a donut because she scratched her eye. She’s not going tubing or boating and she’s not preparing to take a nap in her airplane seat.)
(Also, Luma is in a donut because she scratched her eye. She’s not going tubing or boating and she’s not preparing to take a nap in her airplane seat.)
August 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This, dammit!
(Also, Luma is in a donut because she scratched her eye. She’s not going tubing or boating and she’s not preparing to take a nap in her airplane seat.)
(Also, Luma is in a donut because she scratched her eye. She’s not going tubing or boating and she’s not preparing to take a nap in her airplane seat.)
I mean, I’m not saying I DIDN’T get it because of the unicorn…🦄🌈😌
August 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I mean, I’m not saying I DIDN’T get it because of the unicorn…🦄🌈😌
Also, because this is funny:
I have a new deodorant I wanted to use today, and I thought, no, that's a waste. I wouldn’t be able to smell it and enjoy it because my ears are plugged.
Y'all. My ears.
MY
EARS
I have a new deodorant I wanted to use today, and I thought, no, that's a waste. I wouldn’t be able to smell it and enjoy it because my ears are plugged.
Y'all. My ears.
MY
EARS
a man with a beard and headphones is sitting in a chair .
ALT: a man with a beard and headphones is sitting in a chair .
media.tenor.com
July 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Also, because this is funny:
I have a new deodorant I wanted to use today, and I thought, no, that's a waste. I wouldn’t be able to smell it and enjoy it because my ears are plugged.
Y'all. My ears.
MY
EARS
I have a new deodorant I wanted to use today, and I thought, no, that's a waste. I wouldn’t be able to smell it and enjoy it because my ears are plugged.
Y'all. My ears.
MY
EARS
That feeling when you go see the doctor because your ear is totally plugged then they fix it and you can hear HURRAY and they give you some drops and tell you to use them in both ears but that has now plugged BOTH of them and now you can hear every creak and groan your body makes.
July 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
That feeling when you go see the doctor because your ear is totally plugged then they fix it and you can hear HURRAY and they give you some drops and tell you to use them in both ears but that has now plugged BOTH of them and now you can hear every creak and groan your body makes.
Same, girl. Same.
Featuring Luma.
Featuring Luma.
July 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Same, girl. Same.
Featuring Luma.
Featuring Luma.
It was fun making it into some pics from the parade, but why does it look like I’m doing some weird walk?!
July 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
It was fun making it into some pics from the parade, but why does it look like I’m doing some weird walk?!
Is 53 too old to try this for the first time?! Asking for a friend. 😬😜☺️
June 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Is 53 too old to try this for the first time?! Asking for a friend. 😬😜☺️
When you run into the super handsome and hunky @shymsclmsp.bsky.social for the first time at Pride and HAVE to get hugs and take a picture. 🥰🥰🥰 He’s as amazing in person as you can imagine!
June 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
When you run into the super handsome and hunky @shymsclmsp.bsky.social for the first time at Pride and HAVE to get hugs and take a picture. 🥰🥰🥰 He’s as amazing in person as you can imagine!
June 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Also, I have to share this tee because it makes me so happy in every possible way. 🥰🥰🥰🥰
June 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Also, I have to share this tee because it makes me so happy in every possible way. 🥰🥰🥰🥰
How does this app work again?!?! Sorry for being so quiet! I’ve had every intention of engaging here again and then…failed. 😤
Anyway, please accept this pic of me in a tee by the amazing @yeahbuzzy.com as compensation. I’m aware the pic is worthless—it’s the thought that counts, right?
Anyway, please accept this pic of me in a tee by the amazing @yeahbuzzy.com as compensation. I’m aware the pic is worthless—it’s the thought that counts, right?
June 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
How does this app work again?!?! Sorry for being so quiet! I’ve had every intention of engaging here again and then…failed. 😤
Anyway, please accept this pic of me in a tee by the amazing @yeahbuzzy.com as compensation. I’m aware the pic is worthless—it’s the thought that counts, right?
Anyway, please accept this pic of me in a tee by the amazing @yeahbuzzy.com as compensation. I’m aware the pic is worthless—it’s the thought that counts, right?
Reposted by Christopher
Just some dancing queens at Trixie Mattel’s SOLID PINK DISCO 🪩 💖
@mplsmeathead.bsky.social @captainsafety.bsky.social @sprucemountain.bsky.social
@jyoyo.bsky.social
@mplsmeathead.bsky.social @captainsafety.bsky.social @sprucemountain.bsky.social
@jyoyo.bsky.social
May 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Just some dancing queens at Trixie Mattel’s SOLID PINK DISCO 🪩 💖
@mplsmeathead.bsky.social @captainsafety.bsky.social @sprucemountain.bsky.social
@jyoyo.bsky.social
@mplsmeathead.bsky.social @captainsafety.bsky.social @sprucemountain.bsky.social
@jyoyo.bsky.social
May 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Well…BALLS.
(It’s not for a birthday. The cake just looked super good. And was. Thanks, Costco!)
(It’s not for a birthday. The cake just looked super good. And was. Thanks, Costco!)
May 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Well…BALLS.
(It’s not for a birthday. The cake just looked super good. And was. Thanks, Costco!)
(It’s not for a birthday. The cake just looked super good. And was. Thanks, Costco!)
I’m taking a time out from my time out to wish you all a Happy National Unicorn Day! 🦄 I’ll be be back soon!
(I know, I’m phoning it in and recycling content. Love you, though! 💜 That counts for something, right? 🥺)
(I know, I’m phoning it in and recycling content. Love you, though! 💜 That counts for something, right? 🥺)
April 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I’m taking a time out from my time out to wish you all a Happy National Unicorn Day! 🦄 I’ll be be back soon!
(I know, I’m phoning it in and recycling content. Love you, though! 💜 That counts for something, right? 🥺)
(I know, I’m phoning it in and recycling content. Love you, though! 💜 That counts for something, right? 🥺)
You look so good! I’m so happy you shared this! 🙌🏻💪🏻🙌🏻💪🏻☺️🔥
March 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
You look so good! I’m so happy you shared this! 🙌🏻💪🏻🙌🏻💪🏻☺️🔥
Hope this counts as a hint of green for St. Patrick’s Day! 💚 you all - Dad 🍀
Tee by @itscodes.codyshipman.com
Tee by @itscodes.codyshipman.com
March 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Hope this counts as a hint of green for St. Patrick’s Day! 💚 you all - Dad 🍀
Tee by @itscodes.codyshipman.com
Tee by @itscodes.codyshipman.com
Original, I know. Me in a tee sitting in my office. My creativity is boundless!
Anyway…love you, kids!
XO - Dad 🥰
Anyway…love you, kids!
XO - Dad 🥰
March 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Original, I know. Me in a tee sitting in my office. My creativity is boundless!
Anyway…love you, kids!
XO - Dad 🥰
Anyway…love you, kids!
XO - Dad 🥰