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The party never stops on Selena Kyle's answering machine

📍Minneapolis
Happy Friday, fellas
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
TW Sunday
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The signature pose
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The (blonde) bimbo’s back 💁🏼‍♀️
November 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
“Get away from her, you BITCH!!”

Ellen Ripley for Halloween this year, I even made my own Reebok Stompers out of craft foam!
October 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Weekend starts today!
October 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
🔷♦️🔶
October 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Elbow concert last night was incredible! Also, proof of life pic of @captainsafety.bsky.social 😝
October 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Jocktober TBT
October 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Ready for Sunday service
September 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Surprise, bitch. It’s been 6 weeks since I’ve been in office
September 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
⚠️💦
September 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
🌅
September 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM
📢📢📢
September 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Thinking about doing gay stuff this weekend 🙈 idk what about you?
September 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Minnesota State Fair! Even though I ate all the good fair food, the best part of the day was buying this ring that says “cocksucker” 😝😌
August 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Goodnight bloomfs 😚
August 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Didn’t see any of you at the Eagle last night, maybe next time? 😘
August 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Just woke up, good morning MCM 🥱
August 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
May the force be with you 😌
August 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This hat and sunglasses are the only things I’m wearing
August 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Sorry I haven’t been onsite in a long time to provide an office belly pic. Enjoy
August 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Portrait of a Pansy 2025
July 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
WFH attire 🐾
July 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Went to the gay beach*

*small steep muddy bank about 20ft wide
July 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM