Spruce
@sprucemountain.bsky.social
The party never stops on Selena Kyle's answering machine
📍Minneapolis
📍Minneapolis
Happy Friday, fellas
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Happy Friday, fellas
The signature pose
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The signature pose
The (blonde) bimbo’s back 💁🏼♀️
November 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The (blonde) bimbo’s back 💁🏼♀️
“Get away from her, you BITCH!!”
Ellen Ripley for Halloween this year, I even made my own Reebok Stompers out of craft foam!
Ellen Ripley for Halloween this year, I even made my own Reebok Stompers out of craft foam!
October 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
“Get away from her, you BITCH!!”
Ellen Ripley for Halloween this year, I even made my own Reebok Stompers out of craft foam!
Ellen Ripley for Halloween this year, I even made my own Reebok Stompers out of craft foam!
Weekend starts today!
October 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Weekend starts today!
Elbow concert last night was incredible! Also, proof of life pic of @captainsafety.bsky.social 😝
October 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Elbow concert last night was incredible! Also, proof of life pic of @captainsafety.bsky.social 😝
Ready for Sunday service
September 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Ready for Sunday service
Surprise, bitch. It’s been 6 weeks since I’ve been in office
September 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Surprise, bitch. It’s been 6 weeks since I’ve been in office
📢📢📢
when he's hot grey hair and a ton of tattoos
a british airways airplane is parked in a hanger
ALT: a british airways airplane is parked in a hanger
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Thinking about doing gay stuff this weekend 🙈 idk what about you?
September 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Thinking about doing gay stuff this weekend 🙈 idk what about you?
Minnesota State Fair! Even though I ate all the good fair food, the best part of the day was buying this ring that says “cocksucker” 😝😌
August 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Minnesota State Fair! Even though I ate all the good fair food, the best part of the day was buying this ring that says “cocksucker” 😝😌
Goodnight bloomfs 😚
August 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Goodnight bloomfs 😚
Didn’t see any of you at the Eagle last night, maybe next time? 😘
August 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Didn’t see any of you at the Eagle last night, maybe next time? 😘
Just woke up, good morning MCM 🥱
August 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Just woke up, good morning MCM 🥱
May the force be with you 😌
August 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
May the force be with you 😌
This hat and sunglasses are the only things I’m wearing
August 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This hat and sunglasses are the only things I’m wearing
Sorry I haven’t been onsite in a long time to provide an office belly pic. Enjoy
August 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Sorry I haven’t been onsite in a long time to provide an office belly pic. Enjoy
Portrait of a Pansy 2025
July 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Portrait of a Pansy 2025
Went to the gay beach*
*small steep muddy bank about 20ft wide
*small steep muddy bank about 20ft wide
July 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Went to the gay beach*
*small steep muddy bank about 20ft wide
*small steep muddy bank about 20ft wide