Spruce
@sprucemountain.bsky.social
The party never stops on Selena Kyle's answering machine
📍Minneapolis
📍Minneapolis
Went to a naughty white elephant gift exchange last night - even decorated the bag myself 👨🏼🎨. My gift was a vintage Playgirl from 1979
January 18, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Went to a naughty white elephant gift exchange last night - even decorated the bag myself 👨🏼🎨. My gift was a vintage Playgirl from 1979
Thank you! You’re talent knows no bounds 👨🏼🎨🥰😘
Looking forward to getting into all the detailed body hair.
Muse: @sprucemountain.bsky.social
#gayart #eroticart #queerart
Muse: @sprucemountain.bsky.social
#gayart #eroticart #queerart
January 13, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Thank you! You’re talent knows no bounds 👨🏼🎨🥰😘
I rarely participate in hump day posts so here 🤲🏼
January 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I rarely participate in hump day posts so here 🤲🏼
Didn’t bring any cute bears home from the holiday party last night, so you get to see my boxers instead
December 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Didn’t bring any cute bears home from the holiday party last night, so you get to see my boxers instead
Touching up the blonde 💜💁🏼♀️
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Touching up the blonde 💜💁🏼♀️
Happy Friday, fellas
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Happy Friday, fellas
The signature pose
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The signature pose
The (blonde) bimbo’s back 💁🏼♀️
November 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The (blonde) bimbo’s back 💁🏼♀️
“Get away from her, you BITCH!!”
Ellen Ripley for Halloween this year, I even made my own Reebok Stompers out of craft foam!
Ellen Ripley for Halloween this year, I even made my own Reebok Stompers out of craft foam!
October 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
“Get away from her, you BITCH!!”
Ellen Ripley for Halloween this year, I even made my own Reebok Stompers out of craft foam!
Ellen Ripley for Halloween this year, I even made my own Reebok Stompers out of craft foam!
Weekend starts today!
October 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Weekend starts today!
Elbow concert last night was incredible! Also, proof of life pic of @captainsafety.bsky.social 😝
October 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Elbow concert last night was incredible! Also, proof of life pic of @captainsafety.bsky.social 😝
Ready for Sunday service
September 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Ready for Sunday service
Surprise, bitch. It’s been 6 weeks since I’ve been in office
September 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Surprise, bitch. It’s been 6 weeks since I’ve been in office
Thinking about doing gay stuff this weekend 🙈 idk what about you?
September 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Thinking about doing gay stuff this weekend 🙈 idk what about you?
Minnesota State Fair! Even though I ate all the good fair food, the best part of the day was buying this ring that says “cocksucker” 😝😌
August 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Minnesota State Fair! Even though I ate all the good fair food, the best part of the day was buying this ring that says “cocksucker” 😝😌