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Christopher
@captainsafety.bsky.social
He/Him #Gay | #Gaymer | #Gym | #Lifter | #LEGOs | #Dog dad | Music | Scifi | Other junk and stuff. Happily partnered 👬🏼 Definitely not acting my age. Kindness rocks! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎🏳️‍🌈🦄
Mpls, MN
IG: christopherrobinson72
Pixelfed: captainsafety
Really? You think? I can’t imagine why…😤🩼🤷🏼‍♂️
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Oh, I forgot! New addition. (Sorry to my IG friends who’ve already seen all the stuff I post there first.) I’m full of drama! 😳😝

Not having a pity party, just a thing that’s going on. Tendonitis like I had two years ago in the other ankle. Isolating to heal faster. ☺️
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Who is this, you ask? Where has he been? Why won’t he just go back there and leave everyone alone? All legit questions to which I have no answers. 🤷🏼‍♂️🥺😘

Had to show off the nails @hibrobear.bsky.social did for me. Black with subtle purple, like this awesome tee by @yeahbuzzy.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If I just sneak in and act casual no one will notice I’m suddenly here after being gone for a while.

Btw, if you like the tee follow gayartbyalex on IG. He’s fantastic! 🥰
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Post you from a different era

College age twink - sometime in ‘91 😳
October 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This, dammit!

(Also, Luma is in a donut because she scratched her eye. She’s not going tubing or boating and she’s not preparing to take a nap in her airplane seat.)
August 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I mean, I’m not saying I DIDN’T get it because of the unicorn…🦄🌈😌
August 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Same, girl. Same.

Featuring Luma.
July 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It was fun making it into some pics from the parade, but why does it look like I’m doing some weird walk?!
July 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Is 53 too old to try this for the first time?! Asking for a friend. 😬😜☺️
June 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
When you run into the super handsome and hunky @shymsclmsp.bsky.social for the first time at Pride and HAVE to get hugs and take a picture. 🥰🥰🥰 He’s as amazing in person as you can imagine!
June 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Another tee? No way! 😘🥰
🩷🤍🩵

transfigureprintco.com
June 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Also, I have to share this tee because it makes me so happy in every possible way. 🥰🥰🥰🥰
June 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
How does this app work again?!?! Sorry for being so quiet! I’ve had every intention of engaging here again and then…failed. 😤

Anyway, please accept this pic of me in a tee by the amazing @yeahbuzzy.com as compensation. I’m aware the pic is worthless—it’s the thought that counts, right?
June 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Well…BALLS.

(It’s not for a birthday. The cake just looked super good. And was. Thanks, Costco!)
May 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I’m taking a time out from my time out to wish you all a Happy National Unicorn Day! 🦄 I’ll be be back soon!

(I know, I’m phoning it in and recycling content. Love you, though! 💜 That counts for something, right? 🥺)
April 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Hope this counts as a hint of green for St. Patrick’s Day! 💚 you all - Dad 🍀

Tee by @itscodes.codyshipman.com
March 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Original, I know. Me in a tee sitting in my office. My creativity is boundless!

Anyway…love you, kids!

XO - Dad 🥰
March 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
We are! And yet we rarely see each other!? Other than the Halloween party I think this is the last pic I have with you boys…from July I think? 😳🥰😘
March 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Possibly Samuel Stonestreet?
March 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It’s the first time in a couple of months I’ve made four days in a row. This time it’s gonna stick! It has to! 🥺

@handygay.bsky.social this tee makes me think of your post! 😜

Dad loves you! ❌⭕️
March 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Channeling some green on this snowy day. 🥶❄️➡️🌱🌿
March 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The view out my front window today. The snow is magical in December, annoying when it’s a surprise in March even if it will melt quickly.

But I love the rainbow flag set against it. 🥰🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
March 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Sending you all good Monday vibes.* You’ve got this, friends!

Love ya - Dad 😘

*Or whatever the kids say. Also, drink your water.
March 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Have you licked a rainbow today?
🌈👅🦄

XO - Dad 💜
February 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM