captain_nock
banner
captainnock.bsky.social
captain_nock
@captainnock.bsky.social
Captain of the intergalactic house of pancakes.

Reposted by captain_nock
I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal."

That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
June 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Reposted by captain_nock
Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?
March 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
it's 2004 again in all the worst ways.
March 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Reposted by captain_nock
“Speak up, speak out, get in the way. Get in good trouble, necessary trouble, and help redeem the soul of America.” – John Lewis
March 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Reposted by captain_nock
Rubio sank so far into that couch I was honestly afraid JD Vance might fuck him.
March 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This cold has really overstayed it’s welcome.
February 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Reposted by captain_nock
🥹
February 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Reposted by captain_nock
This is insane. Eric Adams is on Fox and Friends as Homan’s pet dog, and Holman is openly discussing “the agreement we came to,” and NO DEM ANYWHERE IS SAYING ANYTHING
February 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Who cares? Let the mole people who live down there deal with it we have enough on our plates.
February 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
These commercials are truly a sign of the dire cultural moment we are in.
February 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I just hope both teams have fun :)
February 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I legit don't understand how a 50 year old nazi man child and his cadre of broccoli hair zoomers are able to get this much access to these institutions unopposed. Insane.
NEW — DOGE now has full access to HHS Payment Management System, I’ve learned.

The system distributes almost $1 trillion per year in grants (largest in the govt) and supports all of NIH, CDC + many other public health initiatives. Musk guy Luke Farritor is actively delaying payments to recipients.
February 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The constitution is functionally vaporized.
if the president can say “i don’t like the department of energy,” and within a week it’s closed, then the constitution means nothing, and the president’s entire claim to power is the loyalty of the military. either he is constrained by the constitution or he’s a dictator, there isn’t a middle ground
February 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Reposted by captain_nock
The absolute glee some are displaying in blaming Palestinians, and people who protested on their behalf, for their own ethnic cleansing is a strategic error (obvs you target the decision maker), a political error (obvs you need those votes), and a moral error (obvs fix your hearts or die).
February 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Reposted by captain_nock
if the president’s lackeys can functionally seize control of treasury funds and dismantle a congressionally-created agency without consequence, it’s not that it’s a constitutional crisis as much as it means the constitution is vapor.
February 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Aww fuck I knew I should have put in an order of tea from china sooner.
February 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Reposted by captain_nock
January 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Reposted by captain_nock
charlotte clymer being all "i'm a veteran, a trained killer, some people need to get killed, hoorah" wrt the US army but also like "killing people is NEVER justified 😔" when a CEO gets shot is so telling & perfect
December 5, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Reposted by captain_nock
November 22, 2024 at 12:42 PM
It's pretty cool that they figured out how to put 2 gigabits per sec over rg-6 coax.
November 21, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Its never been so 2016 again. This rocks. Forever 2016 theory is REAL.
November 14, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I mean yeah of course Trump is going to pick the pedo for DOJ he is one himself. Birds of a feather..
November 14, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I think what makes jimmy so uniquely hated in the game mouthwashing is that you probably know or have encountered someone like jimmy in your life. The villian doesn't need a grand justification or a evil throne he just needs to remind you that you live and work amongst jimmy's.
November 12, 2024 at 7:16 PM
seeing the reaction from the hogs as trump staffs his cabinet with bush era type neocons and just laughing. You got what you wanted!
November 12, 2024 at 1:53 PM
November 10, 2024 at 3:37 AM